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==== Senate Election ==== {| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;" |+The July 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election |colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July 20-21, 2024''' |- |style="text-align:left;"| β[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|May 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref> | |style="text-align:right;"| September 2024β |- |colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win |- |- |'''Turnout''' |colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]77.8% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.71% of the total population. </ref> |- | || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]] |- | '''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter''' |style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter''' |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party''' |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''12''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''11''' |- |'''Percentage |style="text-align:center;"| '''42.8%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:KoknesePFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"|'''Dainis''' |style="text-align:center;"| Chauka |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''None of the Above'''<br>'''New Shartyist Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''11''' |style="text-align:center;"| 10 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:BorisChicoPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:MrAsexPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico |style="text-align:center;"| Mr. Asex |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord |style="text-align:center;"| Independent |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| 10 |style="text-align:center;"| 8 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:ScootPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion |style="text-align:center;"| Scoot |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| Independent |style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| 4 |style="text-align:center;"| 3 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| 14.3% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 10.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:SwagMessiah3PFPelection.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:empressofmadnessPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| SwagMessiah3 |style="text-align:center;"| empressofmadness |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| Independent |style="text-align:center;"| Independent |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| 1 |style="text-align:center;"| 1 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- | | colspan = 2 | [[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | @no-one |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | Anarchist Party |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 10 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]] |- |colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 2nd SwagBallian Congress''' |- |colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls2ndCongress.png|400x254px]] |- | colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br> * <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Coalition</b> (2) <br> ** <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Party</b> (1) ** <b style="color:#d22070">None of the Above</b> (1) * '''Independent''' (1) |} {| class="wikitable" |+ Votes of the 2nd Congress ! Legislative proposal ! Latest Action ! Current Status |- | Making a server theme centered around the '''Singing Roblox Chicken Nugget''' meme. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 |- | Making '''Barley''' a server admin. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending |- | A motion formally distrusting former '''Vice-President LarKcuavian'''. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 |- | A motion in favor of '''Xertun''''s immediate and permanent execution. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed <br> <ref group="note"> '''Xertun''' was the one who brought the bill forward. Almost immediately after it, he took out a revolver and chambered a single bullet in it, proceeding to play a game of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] on '''#π-the-senate''' floor. He died on the fifth trigger pull. He rejoined the server immediately after. </ref> |- | A motion formally distrusting '''Xertun'''. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | Saying hi to '''Xertun'''. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | The addition of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] game to the '''SwagBalls''' bot that bans you instead of kicking you. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed |- | The full legalization of corruption. | style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024 | style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group = "note">The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref> |- | Establishing the '''Revolutionary Heaven Mandate''' award, to be given out to server users in three tiers. | style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Amended <br> Signed into Law <ref group="note"> Renamed to '''Durst Medal of Honor'''. Designs changed from pro-'''Revolutionary''' symbolism into trollgoldens. </ref> |- | Making any invited Latvian politician the temporary acting president in the event of them joining the server. | style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024 | style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group="note"> Although e-mails were sent, it is unlikely that elected government politicians will respond to calls to join a shitposting discord server. </ref> |- | hallo | style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 |- | Having a '''Klaus Schwab''' server theme in August. | style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Vetoed <ref group="note"> In order to avoid a negative outside perception of the server, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House%20(TV%20series) House M.D.] theme was chosen instead. </ref> |- | Preventing former '''Senators''' from typing in '''#π-the-senate'''. | style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2 |- | Allowing former '''Senators''' to send messages in '''#β-announcements'''. | style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law |- | Creating a new '''ping role''' for '''#-β-question-of-the-day''' to reduce unnecessary pings. | style="text-align:center;" | August 1st, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | On August 3, Senator '''Dainis''' shoots himself with a revolver on '''#π-the-senate''' floor. <br> '''@no-one''' is appointed to replace him. |- | Introducing a temporary, one-week ban from the '''meme channel''' for those who receive 20 '''coals''' or more on a single post. | style="text-align:center;" | August 5th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 |- | Creating a dedicated '''Connect 4''' channel above '''#π-main-chat'''. | style="text-align:center;" | August 8th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 |- | colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | Senator '''Dainis''' returns from the dead, and resumes duty. |- | Hanging all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White%20people crackers]. | style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 |- | Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored <ref group="note">The '''SwagBallian''' population remained evenly split over the definition of the color, with equal portions of the populations claiming both "poo brown" and "royal purple".</ref> role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one. | style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 <ref group ="note"> Though for a brief moment it was believed that the bill had passed 2-1, it was later discovered that '''Dainis''' didn't vote, making the law null and void. </ref> |- | Building an electrified railway from '''#π-main-chat''' to '''#π²-soyjaks-anonymous'''. | style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Construction Underway <br> <b style="color:#cc0000;> $113M Over Budget </b> |- | Creating a formal court system, with trials held in [https://objection.lol/ objection.lol]. | style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024 | style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Pending |- | Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one. | style="text-align:center;" | August 10th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group ="note"> In an incredible twist, it was '''Charter''' who didn't vote this time, once again making the bill fail to pass. </ref> |- | Killing 7 billion people. | style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Project Underway |- | The creation of a '''#coal-mine''' channel. | style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law |- ! Proposed Constitutional Amendments ! Actions ! Current Status |- | rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to allow for '''#π-the-senate''' to classify server members as foreign agents. | style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0 |- | style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 22.2% in favor <br> Failed |- | colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed |- | rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to make '''Senators''' immune from being thrown into '''the Pit''' for second- and third-degree offenses without the approval of '''#π-the-senate'''. | style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-1 |- | style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 16.7% in favor <br> Failed |- | colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed |- |}
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