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=== The Testicle-Barley Government ===
[[File:TesticleSBservericon.png|thumb|174x174px|The server icon painted in celebration of '''Testicle'''<nowiki/>'s and '''Barley'''<nowiki/>'s presidential victory.]]
Sworn in on the night of July 14, 2024, after a long and confusing debate over who would be Vice-President, where absolutely no one knew what was going on, it was decided that '''Barley''' would serve alongside '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', proclaimed the second SwagBallian president. Although the pair possessed slightly less than 50% of the server's support, as necessitated by '''the Constitution''',<ref group="note"> '''2.3. THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT:''' The office of the president is composed of two democratically elected members; the president and the vice president. '''The user with the highest percentage of the vote is president. The president and the vice president must represent a combined total of at least 50% of the vote.'''</ref> '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''', recently modded, ceded his support to '''Barley''', allowing for power to be transferred to the pair.
[[File:SFPPmanifesto.jpg|left|thumb|213x213px|The recovered manifesto of the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b>.]]
Trouble immediately arose as it was soon realized that '''Flaming Testicle (left)''', although having won the election by huge margins, did not actually possess any political platform to speak of. The <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was seemingly non-existent, having vanished into thin air. Thrown into office by a faction of disaffected <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> voters after '''Dainis''''s disqualification, the people demanded change. But how could any proposal be implemented if no proposal was to be found?

Thankfully, the <b style="color:#3cf23e">SFPP</b> manifesto was soon recovered by '''Banarnar''', a crumpled up, crudely written-on piece of paper lying in the trash can, outlining all of the president's proposals in detail. The proposals of the '''President''' and '''Vice-President''', and their current status, have been outlined below.


{| class="wikitable" 
|+ Legislative Achievements
! style=width:50em | Campaign Promises
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| '''girard''' but everywhere
| style="text-align:center" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order 
|-
| Total <s>stuckie</s> '''Chauka''' death
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
| Draw my peters
| style="text-align:center" | July 15th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Peter Drawn
|-
| bring back tourist trips to '''the pit''' for like <s>500k</s> <s>1 gazillion</s> 15 million
| style="text-align:center" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order 
|-
| Encouraging community involvement in organizing the '''Album Exchange'''.
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
| Opening of the '''#❗❗-actual-announcements''' channel that only '''mods''' have access to, in order to avoid clutter.
| style="text-align:center" | July 17th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order
|-
| The opening of a '''#girardian-order''' channel to standardize '''girardian''' religion.
| style="text-align:center" | -
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending
|-
! Mod Votes
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
|}

==== Senate Election ====

{| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;"
|+The July 2024 SwagBalls Senate Election
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''July 20-21, 2024'''
|-
|style="text-align:left;"| ←[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|May 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref>
|
|style="text-align:right;"| September 2024→
|-
|colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win
|-

|-
|'''Turnout''' 
|colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]77.8% of registered voters <ref group="note"> Representing 1.71% of the total population. </ref>
|-
| || [[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
| '''Nominee''' 
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Xertunposter'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter'''
|-
|'''Party''' 
|style="text-align:center;"| '''Independent'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party'''
|-
|'''Votes''' 
|style="text-align:center;"| '''12'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|-
|'''Percentage 
|style="text-align:center;"| '''42.8%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:KoknesePFPelection2.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ChaukaPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"|'''Dainis'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Chauka
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''None of the Above'''<br>'''New Shartyist Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Nova SP
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''11'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| '''39.2%''' [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowDown.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:BorisChicoPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:MrAsexPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Boris Chico
|style="text-align:center;"| Mr. Asex
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 10
|style="text-align:center;"| 8
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 35.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 28.6% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SovietOnionPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:ScootPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| The Soviet Onion
|style="text-align:center;"| Scoot
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| New Sharty Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 4
|style="text-align:center;"| 3
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 14.3% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 10.7% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
|[[File:SwagMessiah3PFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|[[File:empressofmadnessPFPelection.png|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;"| SwagMessiah3
|style="text-align:center;"| empressofmadness
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|style="text-align:center;"| Independent
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|style="text-align:center;"| 1
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|style="text-align:center;"| 3.5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]]
|-
|
| colspan = 2 | [[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]]
|-
|'''Nominee'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | @no-one
|-
|'''Party'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | Anarchist Party
|-
|'''Votes'''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 10
|-
|'''Percentage '''
|style="text-align:center;" colspan = 2 | 35.7% [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 2nd SwagBallian Congress'''
|-
|colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls2ndCongress.png|400x254px]]
|-
| colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br> 
* <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Coalition</b> (2) <br> 
** <b style="color:#b20040">New Sharty Party</b> (1)
** <b style="color:#d22070">None of the Above</b> (1)
* '''Independent''' (1)
|}

{| class="wikitable" 
|+ Votes of the 2nd Congress
! Legislative proposal
! Latest Action
! Current Status
|-
| Making a server theme centered around the '''Singing Roblox Chicken Nugget''' meme.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Making '''Barley''' a server admin.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending
|-
| A motion formally distrusting former '''Vice-President LarKcuavian'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 
|-
| A motion in favor of '''Xertun''''s immediate and permanent execution.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed <br> <ref group="note"> '''Xertun''' was the one who brought the bill forward. Almost immediately after it, he took out a revolver and chambered a single bullet in it, proceeding to play a game of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] on '''#🏛-the-senate''' floor. He died on the fifth trigger pull. He rejoined the server immediately after. </ref>
|-
| A motion formally distrusting '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Saying hi to '''Xertun'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| The addition of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian%20roulette Russian roulette] game to the '''SwagBalls''' bot that bans you instead of kicking you.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed
|-
| The full legalization of corruption.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 21st, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group = "note">The mod team states this to be a vague and unclear law the only purpose of which seemingly is to allow buying votes in democratic elections.</ref>
|-
| Establishing the '''Revolutionary Heaven Mandate''' award, to be given out to server users in three tiers.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Amended <br> Signed into Law <ref group="note"> Renamed to '''Durst Medal of Honor'''. Designs changed from pro-'''Revolutionary''' symbolism into trollgoldens. </ref>
|-
| Making any invited Latvian politician the temporary acting president in the event of them joining the server.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Pending <br> <ref group="note"> Although e-mails were sent, it is unlikely that elected government politicians will respond to calls to join a shitposting discord server. </ref>
|-
| hallo
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Having a '''Klaus Schwab''' server theme in August.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Vetoed <ref group="note"> In order to avoid a negative outside perception of the server, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House%20(TV%20series) House M.D.] theme was chosen instead. </ref>
|-
| Preventing former '''Senators''' from typing in '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2
|-
| Allowing former '''Senators''' to send messages in '''#❗-announcements'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| Creating a new '''ping role''' for '''#-❓-question-of-the-day''' to reduce unnecessary pings.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 1st, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | On August 3, Senator '''Dainis''' shoots himself with a revolver on '''#🏛-the-senate''' floor. <br> '''@no-one''' is appointed to replace him.
|-
| Introducing a temporary, one-week ban from the '''meme channel''' for those who receive 20 '''coals''' or more on a single post.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 5th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| Creating a dedicated '''Connect 4''' channel above '''#🚜-main-chat'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 8th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0
|-
| colspan = 3 style="background:#eeeeee; text-align:center" | Senator '''Dainis''' returns from the dead, and resumes duty.
|-
| Hanging all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White%20people crackers].
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1
|-
| Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored <ref group="note">The '''SwagBallian''' population remained evenly split over the definition of the color, with equal portions of the populations claiming both "poo brown" and "royal purple".</ref> role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-1 <ref group ="note"> Though for a brief moment it was believed that the bill had passed 2-1, it was later discovered that '''Dainis''' didn't vote, making the law null and void. </ref>
|-
| Building an electrified railway from '''#🚜-main-chat''' to '''#😲-soyjaks-anonymous'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Construction Underway <br> <b style="color:#cc0000;> $113M Over Budget </b>
|-
| Creating a formal court system, with trials held in [https://objection.lol/ objection.lol].
| style="text-align:center;" | August 9th, 2024
| style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Pending
|-
| Giving former Vice-President '''LarKcuavian''' a poop-colored role, overriding the color of his former Vice-Presidential one.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 10th, 2024
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <ref group ="note"> In an incredible twist, it was '''Charter''' who didn't vote this time, once again making the bill fail to pass. </ref>
|-
| Killing 7 billion people.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Project Underway
|-
| The creation of a '''#coal-mine''' channel.
| style="text-align:center;" | August 11th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law
|-
! Proposed Constitutional Amendments
! Actions
! Current Status
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to allow for '''#🏛-the-senate''' to classify server members as foreign agents.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 22nd, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-0
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024 
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 22.2% in favor <br> Failed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
| rowspan=3 | Amending the Constitution to make '''Senators''' immune from being thrown into '''the Pit''' for second- and third-degree offenses without the approval of '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
| style="text-align:center;" | July 24th, 2024
| style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed the Senate <br> 2-1
|-
| style="text-align:center;" | July 29th, 2024 
| style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | 16.7% in favor <br> Failed
|-
| colspan=2 style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Amendment Failed
|-
|}