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==== Election Fraud ==== *record scratch* You are probably wondering how the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> got itself into this situation. To find out that, we have to go back. Way back. On July 6, at the very start of the election campaign period, '''Walter''' received a private message. It was from '''Chauka''', and carried troubling news. The citizens of '''Ragecord''', responsible for the failed coup in May, were at it again, once more trying to subvert '''SwagBallian''' democracy. Realizing that a loud and bombastic route was no way to go, a more sinister scheme was being plotted - election fraud. In an election as small as this one, even a few votes are enough to sway the results, and according to the intelligence received, several alt accounts were to be used in order to manipulate the results in the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>'s favor. The login information of one of the accounts was provided, through which it was verified the threat was to be considered legitimate. Several days pass. '''Dainis''' joins '''Ragecord''', only to disappear in seconds. Moments later, '''georgebushsextape''', an account that is rarely ever active in '''SwagCord''', opens '''Ragecord''' to tell people to vote for the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>. The plot is slowly starting to take shape. '''Walter''' shares the information that he got from '''Chauka''', stating that a non-insignificant amount of fraud is likely to take place. He shares two accounts, one '''Chauka''''s, the other one, '''georgebushsextape''', belonging to '''Dainis'''. On July 12, an announcement is made. It clarifies that one will be unable to vote without being registered. A role is assigned to each and every voter who registers, allowing them to vote on the ballot. More interestingly, however, it gives the '''moderators''' a full list of who is allowed to vote. In the hours following the announcement, several new accounts register. Although some of them are '''SwagCord''' regulars, a majority of them are noticed to be inactive accounts with only a few messages on the server. None of them have any roles that could have been pinged, and would have no reason to check the server at this moment, however, they line up together like clockwork to register within hours of each other. Among those suspicious accounts, another interesting one appears - and is immediately pitted. A confirmed '''Dainis''' alt, which left the server while it was in '''the Pit''', appears in formation with the other ones, however, due to instantly being pitted, it is unable to register to vote. Regardless, it serves as further confirmation that '''Dainis''' was the one behind the previous accounts joining the server. A list is formed. Profiles are collected. Accounts are verified, as far as that is possible. Eight names are written down. The rest are thrown out. All that remains is to wait for the perfect moment to put it all on the table. * '''Leonid Ilyich Brezhnyev''' <ref group="note"> '''Chauka''''s account, which was shared with '''Walter'''. It was never registered to vote. </ref> * '''georgebushsextape''' <ref group ="note"> '''Dainis''''s account, which he admitted owning. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref> * '''xXxPronounGaming_YTxXx''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. The profile picture showed '''Tony Zaret''', whom '''Dainis''' is a fan of. '''It was registered to vote.'''</ref> * '''Woke Abraham Lincoln''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after weeks of inactivity. Its username is similar in humor to the previous account. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref> * '''Elon Mosque''' <ref group ="note"> A suspicious account that returned after months of inactivity. While active, it spent its time giving money to '''Dainis''' in the '''#🤑-gambling''' channel. '''It was registered to vote.'''</ref> * '''VAGINAL RAPER''' <ref group ="note"> An account created in reference to the user '''ANAL RAPER''', who has become a '''SwagCord''' urban legend due to his unconventional name. The account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. The account having '''Puffy''', the mascot of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBSD OpenBSD] operating system, served as proof of it (plausibly) belonging to '''Dainis'''. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref> * '''Fred Durst''' <ref group ="note"> An account that cropped up in the server during '''The War...''' A reference to the '''Boom Pregnant''' meme, the account's knowledge of the server's inside jokes served as proof of it belonging to a server member. '''It was registered to vote.''' </ref> * '''jaunavienotiba''' <ref group ="note"> An account confirmed to belong to '''Dainis''', referencing the centre-right latvian party [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Unity New Unity (Jaunā Vienotība)]. Although pitted immediately, it rejoined the server in the same time frame as the previous accounts. It was never registered to vote.</ref>
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