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===== NSP ===== [[File:NSP election poster.png|left|thumb|317x317px|An <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> election poster showing off its three candidates for the '''midterm elections'''.]] In light of the rumors surrounding the midterm elections before their official announcement, on May 12, '''Dainis''' of the '''New SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">NSSBP</b>) approached '''Chauka''', still the leader of the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>), with the idea to merge the two parties into one, uniting them together to make the elections count. Together they would form the '''New SwagBalls Democratic Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSDSP</b>)! With a past history of radical '''anti-Homestuck''' comments, including calls for their lynching, parallels were immediately drawn with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party an unfortunate historical acronym] the party's name seemed to evoke. The party leadership was quick to shut down such comments, and immediately searched for a way to rebrand, finally settling on the '''New Sharty Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) - a party with a platform inspired by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Juri%C4%8Dan the satirical 2019 presidential campaign of Croatian political activist Dario JuriΔan], and a simple motto - '''"Corruption for all!"''' A new channel was to be created, archiving the two of the previous parties, and as was custom, an emoji was to be used to represent the movement. '''Dainis''' considered a lightning bolt as a representation of corruption, but decided against it following past blunders. Instead, '''Chauka''' recommended β΄, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol) which was once again put into question by critics] <ref group="note"> '''Walter''' and '''LarKc'''. </ref>, before π½π was finally settled on. Despite many unfortunate coincidences that came to be as the party was being set up, as '''Charter''' was brought onto the team, the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> quickly became the election favorites, with all three of its candidates expected to take a seat in '''Senate''', allowing for complete control of the legislature.
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