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=== The Walter-LarKcuavian Government === [[File:LarKcSBservericon.png|thumb|The server icon painted in celebration of a '''LarKcuavian'''<nowiki/>'s '''Vice-Presidential''' victory.]] [[File:SwagCordHolyTrinity.png|thumb|256x256px|The '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' presidency marked the official recognition of the '''Holy Trinity''' - the Father ('''Meme Alt'''), the Son ('''Walter''') and the Holy Spirit ('''girard''') - as the official state religion.]] {| class="wikitable" |+ Legislative Achievements ! Campaign Promises ! Latest Action ! Current Status |- | The removal of rules '''3.1'''<ref group="note"> DISRESPECT. Insulting or demeaning another user is a third degree offense. If you feel that you are being harrassed, consider DMing a moderator about it so that action may be taken. </ref> and '''2.5''',<ref group="note"> ENCOURAGING SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM. Encouraging suicide or self-harm, even telling people to "kys" as a joke, is a second degree offense. </ref> as any serious cases would already fall under rule '''2.3'''.<ref group="note" name=":0"> HARRASSMENT. Ongoing harassment of any user is a second degree offense and may be met with a ban after review by the mod team. </ref> | style="text-align:center" | May 20th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order |- | The redefinition of rule '''2.3'''<ref name=":0" group="note" /> to clarify boundaries and avoid misuse. | style="text-align:center" | March 20th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order <br> <ref group="note"> Harassment has been redefined to include only serious cases, such as online stalking, spamming DMs and continued insults that go beyond the usual server banter. </ref> |- | The re-categorization of rule '''1.1'''<ref group="note"> BIGOTRY. Posting bigoted content is a first degree offense. </ref> to a 2nd-degree offense. | style="text-align:center" | March 22nd, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Died in committee |- | The implementation of a new rule to treat seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 3rd-degree offense. | style="text-align:center" | July 2nd, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Policy abandoned <br> <ref group="note"> According to the '''vice-swagsident''', with the leaving and recent inactivity of certain users, the issue has resolved itself by now. The mission has been deemed accomplished by the executive. </ref> |- | The legal recognition of '''girard''''s '''Godhood''' status. | style="text-align:center" | March 19th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order |- | rowspan="2" | The banning of '''Homestuck''' in all contexts, excluding divine messages from '''girard''' alone. | style="text-align:center" | April 14th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed by executive order |- | style="text-align:center" | May 19th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Struck down by Congress <br> <ref group="note">By new law, '''Homestuck''' has been permitted in '''#π -mental-asylum''' only. </ref> |- |Giving each '''TBPWIFS''' voter 550 USD. <ref group="note">As votes were anonymous as part of the closed-ballot election, it is unlikely this promise will ever come to fruition. </ref> |(-) | style="background:#ffff88; text-align:center" | Pending |- ! Mod Votes ! Latest Action ! Current Status |- | The setting up of a server partnership with '''Shark Park'''. | style="text-align:center" | April 26th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 13β2 <br> Signed into law |- | The setting up of a server partnership with '''Ragecord'''. | style="text-align:center" | April 29th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3β9 |- | The stripping of '''Lin''''s '''admin''' perms after the '''rabbit incident'''. | style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 4β7 |- | Making '''Barley''' an '''admin'''. | style="text-align:center" | June 27th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 3β5 |- | Making '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' a '''moderator'''. | style="text-align:center" | July 14th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 6β0 |- |} ==== The Mid Rebellion ==== {{Infobox | above = The Mid Rebellion | abovestyle = background:#ccf; | autoheaders = y | headerstyle = background:lightgrey | labelstyle = width:50% | border-left: 1px dotted #aaa | decat = no | header1 = Part of the SwagBalls Post-election Civil Unrest | label2 = Date | data2 = May 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTCΒ±01:00 (74 minutes) | label3 = Location | data3 = '''#the-pit''' | label4 = Goals | data4 = β’ Deposing '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' from power <br> β’ Ending segregation and the branding of '''π»πππΆππ''' | label5 = Result | data5 = '''Status Quo''' upheld | header6 = '''Belligerents''' | label7 = 69SwagBalls420 Government | data7 = '''Ragecord Revolutionaries''' | header8 = '''Commanders and leaders''' | label9 = β’ President Walter<br>β’ Vice-president LarKcuavian | data9 = β’ '''Charter<br>β’ Koknese <br>β’ Boris Chico''' | header10 = '''Strength''' | label11 = 2 active participants<br> β’ 1 president <br>β’ 1 vice-president | data11 = '''5 active participants<br>β’ 2 revolutionary leaders<br>β’ 2 π»πππΆππ<br>β’ 1 Chauka''' | header12 = '''Casualties and losses''' | label13 = '' '' | data13 = '''β’ 5 pits <br>β’ 2 revolutionaries pledge allegiance to SwagCord''' | below = '''74 minutes wasted''' }} <!----Ragecord rebellion against the swagcord leadership participating: charter, dainis, boris chico, joffe (double agent), chauka (pledged allegiance to swagcord) goal: deposing LarKcuavian from power notes: overwhelming belief amongst the revolutionaries that LarkCuavian had anything more than figurehead powers threat of a cockroach invasion (koknese) possible koknese alts (10) in the server----> On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in '''Ragecord'''. The '''SwagBalls''' ambassador and leader, '''Walter''' was forcefully thrown into a bunker under the pretenses of '''Charter''' and '''Koknese''' keeping him safe from nuclear war. In truth, a riot was brewing in '''Ragecord''''s '''SwagBallian''' politics channel, as '''Koknese''' started rallying up the '''π»πππΆππ''' and the '''Ragecordian''' separatists. Shortly after assembling in '''#π-main-chat-πππππππππ''', '''Koknese''' started directing cryptic, single-word messages in the chat calling for standby, before at once releasing a crowd of π»πππΆππ on the server, spamming messages and π»πππΆππ GIFs in support of the riot. Yet mere moments later, the rebellion was quelled, as '''Walter''' emerged from the bunker just in time to stop the riot, immediately shooting '''Koknese''' with a taser and disposing of him in '''The Pit''', with the rest soon following. Despite the '''Ragecord''' leadership being convinced in the success of their plan, it's swift failure indicated foul play. A leak had occurred. One of the '''Ragecordian π»πππΆππ''', '''Joff_e''', had contacted '''Walter''' hours before in private to warn him of the incoming rebellion. When he was thrown into the bunker, he had already taken notice of the '''Ragecordian''' plans, allowing for a quick and immediate response to the revolt. Thrown into '''The Pit''', the '''Ragecordians''' awaited punishment. Originally planning on staying silent, '''Koknese''' responded only with GIFs of an imprisoned '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei%20Navalny Navalny]''', however, after being taunted by Walter by asking if he preferred to die by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok Novichok] or a gunshot, he began speaking up, as did the rest of the '''Pit Dwellers'''. Giving them a choice, '''Walter''' the rebels freedom in exchange for a pledge of undying loyalty to '''SwagCord'''. '''Chauka''' immediately took the offer and was freed from '''The Pit'''. '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Peace''', who had recently returned to the server, now standing to advocate for π»πππΆπ rights, would not accept the terms, instead speaking out about their grievances with the server, primarily concerning the election of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' as '''Vice-Swagsident''', demanding his immediate resignation in exchange for the end of the coup. As it became increasingly clear that '''Charter''''s and '''Koknese''''s grievances would not be met through words alone, '''Koknese''' began threatening '''Walter''' with more serious threats, mentioning the presence of up to 10 alt accounts he had managed to sneak into the server over the months he could use to spam the server. The threats continued increasing in scope, and eventually included calling '''the Cockroach'''. Having performed an interview with him recently as part of an abandoned '''SwagCord documentary''', '''Koknese''' had the ability to potentially contact the subhuman creature, and supply it with the aforementioned alt accounts. '''Walter''' did not back down in face of the threats, calling out the bluff. '''The Cockroach''' was ultimately not called upon. In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server. With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back by koknese in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' votes for the latvian candidate Dons. ==== The Midterm Elections ==== '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s vice-presidency turned into a deeply polarizing subject in '''SwagBallian''' society in the weeks after the election. Although detractors were already present since the very beginning, the recently attempted coup, although deeply undemocratic and aimed at mostly imaginary threats <ref group="note"> Vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' was believed to possess more executive permissions than actually present. </ref>, it showed strong fervor against the current government. It is for this reason that the '''mod team''', in all their wisdom, decided to once again allow the people of '''SwagCord''' to exercise their democratic will - for the people can truly never be wrong. Two months into '''LarKcuavian''''s term, midterm elections were to be called, in order to elect the newly formed '''Senate''', in order to allow more server members to actively participate in the server's governance. The roles and the composition of the '''Senate''' at the time still undefined, a server-wide referendum was sent out, letting the people decide how they are to be governed - by choosing one of two hand-selected options from the always benevolent '''Party'''. {| class="wikitable" ! Constitutional Referendum ! Date Held ! Result |- | The definition of the composition of the newly-created '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"3 elected representatives"'' and ''"4 elected representatives with the '''Vice-Swagsident''', appointed by the '''Swagsident''', serving as the tie-breaker."'' | style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | 3 senators <br> (93.75% in favor) |- | The defining of the powers of the '''Senate'''. <br> Choice between ''"advisory powers"'' and ''"binding legislative power, compensated by the expansion of the executive power of the '''Swagsident''' and '''Vice-Swagsident'''."'' | style="text-align:center" | May 15th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Advisory powers <br> (71.43% in favor) |- | Making the records of '''#π-senate''' viewable to the public. | style="text-align:center" | May 22th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Yes <br> (63.64% in favor) |- |} The election was set for May 18, with a much shorter election cycle than the previous time, and more seats to compete for. ===== NSP ===== [[File:NSP election poster.png|left|thumb|317x317px|An <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> election poster showing off its three candidates for the '''midterm elections'''.]] In light of the rumors surrounding the midterm elections before their official announcement, on May 12, '''Dainis''' of the '''New SwagBalls Sharty Booru Party''' (<b style="color:#ff0000">NSSBP</b>) approached '''Chauka''', still the leader of the '''SwagBalls Democratic Party''' (<b style="color:#660080">SDP</b>), with the idea to merge the two parties into one, uniting them together to make the elections count. Together they would form the '''New SwagBalls Democratic Shartyist Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSDSP</b>)! With a past history of radical '''anti-Homestuck''' comments, including calls for their lynching, parallels were immediately drawn with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party an unfortunate historical acronym] the party's name seemed to evoke. The party leadership was quick to shut down such comments, and immediately searched for a way to rebrand, finally settling on the '''New Sharty Party''' (<b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>) - a party with a platform inspired by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dario_Juri%C4%8Dan the satirical 2019 presidential campaign of Croatian political activist Dario JuriΔan], and a simple motto - '''"Corruption for all!"''' A new channel was to be created, archiving the two of the previous parties, and as was custom, an emoji was to be used to represent the movement. '''Dainis''' considered a lightning bolt as a representation of corruption, but decided against it following past blunders. Instead, '''Chauka''' recommended β΄, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol) which was once again put into question by critics] <ref group="note"> '''Walter''' and '''LarKc'''. </ref>, before π½π was finally settled on. Despite many unfortunate coincidences that came to be as the party was being set up, as '''Charter''' was brought onto the team, the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> quickly became the election favorites, with all three of its candidates expected to take a seat in '''Senate''', allowing for complete control of the legislature. ===== The Debate ===== The candidates were called for a debate on Saturday night of May 18, hours before the elections were called. Most of them seasoned politicians at this point in their careers, unlike the first time, the debate started without much issue, as candidates were called one by one to explain to the public their political motivations and why it should be them who should capture their vote that night. And it all went as expected until '''Xertun''' showed up. Hailing from the gambling-oriented catposting server '''Xertuncord''', its owner recently joined the server, along with many of its other prominent users, following a partnership with '''SwagCord''', which included the reopening of the '''#π€-gambling''' channel and integration of the Discord stock-trading bot '''Purrtun'''. Although knowing certain people in the server, '''Xertun''' for the most part remained ignorant of what went on in the server. Allegedly, he was not even aware this was a '''Senate''' election, but a race for president. And so, when it came his turn to set an agenda, he replied with a simple "hallo" and waved goodbye. The audience was immediately swayed in his favor, a mostly unknown independent candidate suddenly stood front and center. As the questions kept piling on, as the other candidates gave paragraphs upon paragraphs of long answers, '''Xertun''' captured the hearts of the people with unseen honesty and earnestness. Not knowing what question he was even answering, he opened up '''Minecraft''' in the middle of the debate, never letting go of the absolutely clueless demeanor. In that moment, everyone in the audience saw themselves in '''Xertun'''. ===== Results ===== {| class=" infobox" style="width:400px;" |+The May 2024 SwagBalls Midterm Election |colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| '''May 18-19, 2024''' |- |style="text-align:left;"| β[[User:WalterWhiteOnWiki#The_March_Elections|March 2024]]<ref group="note"> Link should lead to the SwagBalls wiki, not '''Walter''''s user page </ref> | |style="text-align:right;"| November 2024β |- |colspan=3 style="text-align:center;"| 3 votes allowed per voter <br> 3 candidates with the most votes win |- |- |'''Turnout''' |colspan=2 style="text-align:center;"| [[File:ElectionArrowUp.png|12px]]125% of registered voters <ref group="editor's note"> Representing approximately 1.3% of the total population. Due to an error in creating the election poll, non-registered voters were allowed to vote. It is unlikely that the results were majorly affected. </ref> |- | || [[File:Chaukaelectionspfp.png|center|150x150px]] ||[[File:XertunposterPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] |- | '''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''Chauka''' |style="text-align:center;"|'''Xertunposter''' |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''New Shartyist Party''' |style="text-align:center;"|'''Independent''' |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''12''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''11''' |- |'''Percentage |style="text-align:center;"| '''60%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| '''55%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:CharterMidtermElections.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:KokneseMidtermElection.png|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"|'''Charter''' |style="text-align:center;"|Dainis Koknese |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"|'''New Shartyist Party''' |style="text-align:center;"|New Shartyist Party |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''8''' |style="text-align:center;"| 7 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| '''40%''' [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 35% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:FlamingTesticleElection.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:BallistyxPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| Flaming Testicle (left) |style="text-align:center;"| Ballistyx |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| Swagstuck Funny Peter Party |style="text-align:center;"| The Communist Party <br> of Swagcord <br> (Party-endorsed) |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| 5 |style="text-align:center;"| 3 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| 25% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 15% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- | |[[File:SwaggerPFPelections.png|center|150x150px]] |[[File:Anonymous emblem.svg|center|150x150px]] |- |'''Nominee''' |style="text-align:center;"| Swagger Sr. |style="text-align:center;"| Empty Ballot |- |'''Party''' |style="text-align:center;"| Independent |style="text-align:center;"| Anarchist Party |- |'''Votes''' |style="text-align:center;"| 1 |style="text-align:center;"| 5 |- |'''Percentage ''' |style="text-align:center;"| 5% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |style="text-align:center;"| 25% [[File:ElectionLine.png|12px]] |- |colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| <br> '''Composition of the 1st SwagBallian Congress''' |- |colspan = 3 style="font-size:120%;text-align:center"| [[File:SwagBalls1stCongress.png|400x254px]] |- | colspan = 3 |'''Political groups:''' <br> * <b style="color:#b20040">New Shartyist Party</b> (2) <br> * '''Independent''' (1) |} The greatest kind of leader is one who does not wish to even be one. '''Xertun''''s performance during the debate has been credited by many to have been the sole reason for such a strong showing during voting night. Had he not been in the race, it is expected that his seat would have gone to '''Dainis''', allowing for total <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b> control of the '''Senate'''. Instead, an air of incompetent cluelessness runs through the '''Senate''' halls, and '''Xertun''''s approval ratings could not be higher. '''Chauka''' and '''Charter''', the remaining top figureheads of the <b style="color:#b20040">NSP</b>, took the remaining two seats. Although belonging to the same political party, it is important to note that they did not vote uniformly in favor of all of proposed bills. Each '''senator''' reserves the right to vote independently on each proposal, no matter their political affiliation. Below sits a record of all legislative actions taken by the '''1st Congress''' during their two month term, as well as the fate of each bill. Following a server-wide referendum, any words spoken in the chambers of the '''Senate''' are a matter of public record, viewable in '''#π-the-senate''', and condensed in this article for convenient viewing. The '''mod team''' reserved the exclusive right to veto any legislation it deemed a threat to the current democratic order of the server. {| class="wikitable" |+ Votes of the 1st Congress ! Legislative proposal ! Latest Action ! Current Status |- | The striking down of the total ban on '''Homestuck''' imposed by the '''Walter-LarKcuavian''' administration. | style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | The imposing of a total ban on [https://ishowspeed.fandom.com/wiki/Darren%20Watkins%20Jr.'''speedposting''']. | style="text-align:center;" | May 19th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | The extension of '''girard Weekends''' to three days, covering Mondays. | style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law |- | The cutting of '''greenie welfare''' in order to pay for '''Congress''' salaries. | style="text-align:center;" | May 20th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | The unbanning of the word '''Ragecord''' and all of its variants. | style="text-align:center;" | May 22th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-1 <br> Signed into Law |- | The creation of the '''#π³-people-of-the-pit''' channel to publicly announce bans and pits in an organized fashion. | style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | Telling '''Walter''' to go fuck himself. | style="text-align:center;" | May 23th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2 |- | The taking of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''''s '''Senate''' perms away. | style="text-align:center;" | May 25th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed |- | Telling '''Decoherence''' to go fuck himself. | style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed |- | The opening of a channel every user but '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' has access to. | style="text-align:center;" | May 28th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed |- | The unbanning of the word "retarded". | style="text-align:center;" | May 31st, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2 |- | Bringing back '''#β½-sportsball''' for 24 hours, allowing each member to post a single message. | style="text-align:center;" | June 2nd, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | The holding of a birthday party for '''Xertun''' (I). | style="text-align:center;" | June 7th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 3-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | Making '''The Senate''' floor the '''senators'''' to use as they please. | style="text-align:center;" | June 10th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-0 <br> <ref group="note">Chauka (NSP) and Xertun (I) abstained.</ref> <ref group="note"> '''The Senate''' has ''de facto'' been used for any purpose the '''senators''' wished since inception regardless. </ref> |- | The commending of '''the Senate''' for their amazing work and immense contribution to the server. | style="text-align:center;" | June 17th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed |- | The legalization of bullying users with '''Picrew avatars'''. | style="text-align:center;" | June 25th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Failed 1-2 |- | Making '''Charter''''s kittens the mascots of the server. | style="text-align:center;" | July 5th, 2024 | style="background:#9eff9e; text-align:center" | Passed 2-0 <br> Signed into Law |- | Allowing '''Dainis''' to run in the elections again after being disqualified for voter fraud. | style="text-align:center;" | July 15th, 2024 | style="background:#ffc7c7; text-align:center" | Vetoed |} ==== Mod Purge ==== ==== Polling ==== Since the '''March elections''', a number of polls have been done gauging the server's opinion on the actions of the '''vice-president''' and the '''mod team'''. Information about their results, sample sizes and dates of publishing is shown in the table below. {| class="wikitable" |+ The Polling of the Walter-LarKcuavian Government ! Publication date ! Polling firm ! Question ! colspan=10 | Results ! Participants |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="1"| March 17 | style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| President '''Walter''' and vice-president '''LarKcuavian''' are sworn into office. |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="1"| May 8 | style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| A failed coup is performed on the government. |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| May 19 | style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| The elected '''senators''' take their seats for the first time. |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.''' | rowspan="2" | "Do you oppose [the striking down of the '''Homestuck''' ban in '''#π -mental-asylum''']?" | colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| Yes | colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| '''No''' | rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 8 |- | colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| 33% | colspan = "5" style="text-align:center;"| '''66%''' |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| May 21 | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.''' | rowspan="2" | "...how do you view ['''the Vice-Swagsident's'''] tenure?" | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Very Positive | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Positive | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Neutral | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Negative | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''Very Negative''' | rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 16 |- | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 19% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 25% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''44%''' |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| May 29 | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.''' | rowspan="2" | "Will you vote in this summer's presidential election?" | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| '''Yes''' | colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;"| No | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| Unsure | rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 15 |- | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''67%''' | colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;" | 27% | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;"| 7% |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| June 11 | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.''' | rowspan="2" | "If elections would happen tommorow, who would you vote for?" | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | NSP | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | The Party/Glowie Parties <br> <ref group = "note"> The unbiased nature of this poll has been disputed by independent critics. </ref> | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''Xertun''' | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | Other | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | Will not vote | rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | 17 |- | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 18% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 6% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''59%''' | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 6% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 12% |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| June 28 | style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| Five inactive '''moderators''' are removed from the '''mod team'''. |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.''' | rowspan="2" | "Do you support [the demodding of inactive '''moderators''' done] by the '''mod team'''?" | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''Yes''' | colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;" | Neutral | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | No | rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;" | 10 |- | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | '''80%''' | colspan = "4" style="text-align:center;"| 20% | colspan = "3" style="text-align:center;" | 0% |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="3"| July 14 | style="text-align:center;" colspan="13"| The July elections are held. Minutes before the results are announced, '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' is made moderator. |- | style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"| '''Dainis Koknese <br> & Associates <br> Conglomerate Ltd.''' | rowspan="2" | "[How do you feel about] the addition of moderational powers to '''LarKc'''?" | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Very Positive | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Positive | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Neutral | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| Somewhat Negative | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| '''Very Negative''' | rowspan="2" style="text-align:center;"| 9 |- | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 22% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;"| 33% | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 0 | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | 0 | colspan = "2" style="text-align:center;" | '''44%''' |- |}
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