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== ASMR Scandal == Although Everr was known to be quite a quirky person, he had a very unusual hobby—being obsessed with different types of ASMR videos. His friends would sometimes laugh about it, teasing him gently, but Everr didn’t mind. It helped him relax after long days days of hard work on the cord. One evening, Everr was in his room alone with his headphones on, deeply engrossed in his latest discovery: "Mommy ASMR." It was a peculiar genre, where the ASMR artist whispered soothing phases in Everr's ear such as, "You're doing great sweetie." and "Mommy's here to help." To Everr, it was the ultimate relaxation to him and didn't think much of it. Disaster would then strike as Everr's Roommate, [[Hans]], was throwing a small get-together at their apartment. Everr had forgotten all about it and settled into his ASMR session, completely lost in the comforting whispers. As luck would have it, [[Hans]] needed to grab something from Everr's room. Without knocking, [[Hans]] decided to burst in followed by two of their mutual friends, [[Greasebeast]] and [[Keempa]]. Little did hans know - Everr was in a auto-erotic asphyxiation session. as he hung from the ceiling, jacking off with his headphones on his ears, he was so close to climax. hans opened the door to everr jacking off, and everr came all over hans, keempa and greasebeast's face. his acidic semen burned their faces off and they screamed as everr choked from the belt he was using to hang himself. the acidic semen kept pouring out of everr's cock and, eventually, it burned all of his friend's bodies alive. as he lowered himself from the belt, he found all his friends, with no skin to their body, laying on the floor dead.
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