Editing
The OKBC4 Server Museum
(section)
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
β οΈ
Warning:
You are not logged in.
Your IP address will be publicly visible
if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username instead of your IP, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
===== Sex Volume 1 ===== Notorious smut crafted by xBushia, donated at an unknown time. Covering 21 pages, the fanfic includes Minecraft, YouTubers, George Floyd, shit fetishes, belly fetishes, fat fetishes, inflation/vore fetishes, furries, the apocalypse, Judaism, Febreeze product placement, and homosexuality. The text reads: <blockquote> : by xBushia : Original : Dream was walking down the street, but was suddenly interrupted by Technoblades thick pig cheeks clapping down the sidewalk. He had a crush on him for years, but never had the courage to talk to him. : "I have to dot his... I have to talk to him!" Dream thought. : Dream nervously approached Techno and tapped him on the shoulder. Techno seemed surprised, and jumped a little when Dream tapped him. : "Oh hi, you are that speedrunner guy!" Techno said. : Dream started to blush and even peed a little. : "oh... uh, yeah that's me!" Dream sweated. : "Ive seen some people wanting us to do a 1v1, you know.." Techno winked. : Dream started to smile, uncontrolalbly- : "Oh, hah, yeah- that would be great! Just be soft, pleeease..." Dream mumbled. : Techno chuckled. "We should take this to my house..." Techno said smugly. : The two entered into Technoblade's Honda Civic. : "Oh no!" Techno cried. : His boner was too big, and he couldnt fit into the seat to drive. : "haha, looks like I have to drive..." Dream shrugged. : Dream got buckled in and they drove off. : : Chapter 2: : : Techno and Dream entered into the house. Dream was amazed. : "This place is huge!" Dream shouted. : "It is.. but lets hurry to my bedroom. I feel like a volcano about to errupt!" Techno urged. : They quickly rushed into the bedroom. Techno started to take his pants off and dream got super excited. Suddenly, dream's expression changed into horror. : "Oh, no! I forgot! Im Jewish, and that fat pig ass isnt kosher!" Dream cried. : Techno took a finger and hushed dream. : "Shh... in here, none of that matters. Now who is daddy's girl?" Techno said dominantly. : "Uwu... I am your little cumslut techno daddy!" Dream moaned. : "Good." Techno was pleased. Techno started to smack dreams juice buttocks and little shit flakes started falling out like dandruff. : "Your a stinky girl, dream..." Techno came. "I love a little stink..." : They were both on the bed at this point, and it started to smell really bad. : "Techno daddy- I dont think my nose is ready for this stink!" Dream cried. : Techno rolled his eyes and started febreeze air freshener into Dream's tight kawaii ass. : "Eiight! It stings!!!" Dream cried harder. : The febreeze dripped deeper into Dream's asshole untill is pushed against a peice of poop and loosened it. Suddenly, the poop broke free from the walls of Dream's asshole and gallons of cum spilled out of his ass. Dream and Techno were now covered in poop and cum but it only made them more horny. : "All this poop on my cock is making it less effective!" Techno shouted. : "I need someone to clean me up!" Techno asked. : Dream started to suck on Technoblades poop covered cock like it was a chocolate coated strawberry. : "I think this poop is making my throat sore!" Dream moaned. : "Then it is not enough!" Techno replied. : Techno strapped Dream into his kinky BDSM restraint device and forced his mouth open. A steady stream of chunky diarrhea began to flow out of his butthole and into dreams mouth. Dream's belly started to expand rapidly and he quickly became very fat from all the poop entering his body. : Chapter 3 : "Techno, im all full!" Dream cried. : Techno looked own, upon his hard work. Dreams belly was now massive and he could see the vains in his skin. He looked like a beanbag chair. : "I think its coming out of the other end!" Dream cried. : Techno quickly attached a tube to Dream's asshole and connected it to his mouth. Dream now had an infinite loop of poop coming out of his butt and back into his mouth. It made Techno so arroused he began to cum uncontrollably like a firehose. Cum and poop started to fill the room. It was now up to the two's waists. : "I hope you can swim you little slut," Techno said. : "I'm too fat, techno daddy!" Dream replied. : Dream now weighed 1,500 pounds. The shit coming out of his butt was now breaking the laws of conversation of mass and the poop was being duplicated. : "Techno daddy! I found a dupe glitch!" Dream moaned. : Before Techno could reply, the cum and poop filled the room up to his mouth. He tried to swim up to reply to dream but the taste of shit and semen on this tongue only made him cum harder. Soon there was no air left in the room. The doors were air-tights and no one could breath. : "Call me geroge floyd because I cant breathe!" Dream moaned. : Soon the pressure of the room was too much and the entire house exploded. Dreams poop-filled body was now free to grow bigger and bigger, no longer being restricted to the dimensions of the room. His fat belly started to cover entire city blocks. The poop kept duplicating. Techno was no longer alive as he drowned in the poop and cum. : Final Chapter : : 2:00 AM- : Dream now covers the entire north american continent with his fat sweaty mobs. All of the chinese sweatshops start working at maximum speed to build him a fursuit that he can fit in, but he is growing too fast. : 3:00AM - : Dream now has covered the entire northern part of the earth. : 4:00AM - : Dream now is earth. : 5:00AM - : The poop dupe is too powerful and now the entire universe is just poop and cum. : : : The End-- : Written by: xBushia </blockquote>
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to Irony Wiki are considered to be released under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike (see
Irony Wiki:Copyrights
for details). If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource.
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
Navigation menu
Personal tools
English
Not logged in
Talk
Contributions
Create account
Log in
Namespaces
Page
Discussion
English
Views
Read
Edit
Edit source
View history
More
Purge cache
Search
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
Help about MediaWiki
Tools
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information
Page values