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===Round 1=== ==== The Bloodbath ==== * As the tributes sit on the battle bus, the horn sounds. * '''Mewtwo''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''truckmonth''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''LDH125''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Stu''' snatches a pair of sais. * '''doflamingo''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Daquavious Lamon Singleton''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Peter B. Parker (The Spider)''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Whitebeard''' gathers as much food as she can. * '''gay anime girls kissing''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''hu tao''' and '''Professor Burgenstein''' fight for a bag. '''Professor Burgenstein''' gives up and retreats. * '''headphone tux''' stays at the cornucopia for resources. * '''Carti''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''[deleted]''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''SmilingMan400''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''subyesh''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''gangsta''' and '''RizenZP''' fight for a bag. '''RizenZP''' gives up and retreats. * '''cute guy''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''treyshawn''' repeatedly stabs '''xXxMLGD0G3xXx''' to death with sais. * '''my bathroom''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''nigga raper''' grabs a shovel. * '''Kobeni cat''' clutches a first aid kit and runs away. * '''h''' and '''santa claus''' put aside their differences and decide to work together. * '''Yakub''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' finds a canteen full of water. * '''yeesai''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''int''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Tanner Hampton''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia. * '''polk''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''kek memeus''' grabs a sword. * '''Chingashi Chongake''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Señor Hitler''' takes a handful of throwing knives. * '''dancingsquud007''' grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia. * '''Finger''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Genki''' grabs a sword. * '''funny sleepy cat''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' jumps from the battle bus. * '''Text101''' jumps from the battle bus. Players died: 1 (xXxMLGD0G3xXx) Players remaining: 41 ==== '''Day 1''' ==== * '''Peter B. Parker (The Spider)''' dies of dysentery. * '''Mewtwo''' collects fruit from a tree. * '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' makes a wooden spear. * '''gay anime girls kissing''' stab '''polk''' with a tree branch. * '''santa claus''' sprains its ankle while running from '''Kobeni cat'''. * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' discovers a cave. * '''kek memeus''' discovers a river. * '''funny sleepy cat''' injures itself. * '''Tanner Hampton''' is pricked by thorns while picking berries. * '''headphone tux''' accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it. * '''RizenZP''' chases '''Professor Burgenstein'''. * '''yeesai''' falls into a frozen lake and drowns. * '''[deleted]''' tries to spear fish with a trident. * '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' shoots an arrow at '''treyshawn''', but misses and kills '''doflamingo''' instead. * '''Whitebeard''' rapes '''int'''. * '''Daquavious Lamon Singleton''' makes a wooden spear. * '''hu tao''' collects fruit from a tree. * '''subyesh''' makes a slingshot. * '''Señor Hitler''' recieves fresh food from an unknown sponsor. * '''Yakub''' searches for a water source. * '''Chingaki Chongake''' injures himself. * '''Finger''' collects fruit from a tree. * '''nigga raper''' chases Stu. * '''gangsta''' recieves fresh food from an unknown sponsor. * '''dancingsquud007''' sprains his ankle while running away from '''SmilingMan400'''. * '''my bathroom''' discovers a cave. * '''Carti''' steals from '''cute guy''' while he isn't looking. * '''LDH125''' goes hunting. * '''truckmonth''' overhears '''Text101''' and '''h''' talking in the distance. * '''Genki''' thinks about home. Players died: 5 (Peter B. Parker (The Spider), polk, headphone tux, yeesai, doflamingo) Players remaining: 36 ==== Night 1 ==== * '''int''' goes to sleep. * '''Genki''' stays awake all night. * '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' fends '''truckmonth''', '''Carti''', and '''funny sleepy cat''' away from his fire. * '''treyshawn''' tries to treat his infection. * '''Mewtwo''' tries to treat his infection. * '''LDH125''' tries to sing itself to sleep. * '''gangsta''' kills '''Daquavious Lamon Singleton''' with a hatchet. * '''Professor Burgenstein''' questions his sanity. * '''subyesh''' stays awake all night. * '''Whitebeard''' defeats '''kek memeus''' in a fight, but spares his life. * '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' goes to sleep. * '''Yakub''' severely slices '''hu tao''' with a sword. * '''nigga raper''' defeats '''SmilingMan400''' in a fight, but spares his life. * '''Chingashi Chongake''' recieves clean water from an unknown sponsor. * '''Finger''' [[Phantho|rapes '''Kobeni cat''']]. * '''Text101''' tries to treat her infection. * '''h''' is awoken by nightmares. * '''cute guy''' attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. * '''gay anime girls kissing''' recieve clean water from an unknown sponsor. * '''RizenZP''' loses sight of where he is. * '''my bathroom''' tries to sing himself to sleep. * '''Tanner Hampton''' tends to his wounds. * '''dancingsquud007''' rapes '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)'''. * '''Stu''' cooks his food before putting his fire out. * '''Señor Hitler''' passes out from exhaustion. * '''[deleted]''' passes out frome exhaustion. * '''santa claus''' recieves medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Players died: 2 (Daquavious Lamon Singleton, hu tao) Players remaining: 34 ==== Day 2 ==== * '''Kobeni cat''' shoots an arrow into '''SmilingMan400'''<nowiki/>'s head. * '''nigga raper''' questions his sanity. * '''subyesh''' discovers a cave. * '''Tanner Hampton''' sprains his ankle while running away from '''Señor Hitler'''. * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' collects fruit from a tree. * '''santa claus''' stalks '''dancingsquud007'''. * '''my bathroom''' recieves fresh food from an unknown sponsor. * '''cute guy''' spears '''Finger''' in the abdomen. * '''[deleted]''' tries to spear fish with a trident. * '''Whitebeard''' sprains her ankle while running away from '''funny sleepy cat'''. * '''Text101''' recieves an explosive from an unknown sponsor. * '''treyshawn''' overhears '''truckmonth''' and '''Professor Burgenstein''' talking in the distance. * '''Carti''' kills '''h''' while he is resting. * '''Stu''' overhears '''gay anime girls kissing''' and '''LDH125''' talking in the distance. * '''Chingashi Chongake''' recieves an explosive from an unknown sponsor. * '''Genki''' chases '''Yakub'''. * '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson''' begs for '''int''' to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing '''Joe the 'OG' Swanson'''. * '''lottuh / h4v3nvii''' poisons '''gangsta'''<nowiki/>'s drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies. * '''RizenZP''' stalks '''kek memeus'''. * '''Mewtwo''' dies from an infection. Players died: 6 (SmilingMan400, Finger, h, Joe the 'OG' Swanson, lottuh / h4v3nvii, Mewtwo) Players remaining: 28 ==== Night 2 ==== * '''santa claus''' destroys '''LDH125'''<nowiki/>'s supplies while it is asleep. * '''cute guy''' cries himself to sleep. * '''RizenZP''' destroys '''Genki'''<nowiki/>'s supplies while she is asleep. * '''Stu''' goes to sleep. * '''Whitebeard''' thinks about winning. * '''Yakub''' looks at the night sky. * '''dancingsquud007''' and '''Chingashi Chongake''' run into each other and decide to truce for the night. * '''subyesh''' is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. * '''gay anime girls kissing''' stay awake all night. * '''[deleted]''' thinks about home. * '''Señor Hitler''' cooks his food before putting his fire out. * '''treyshawn''' loses sight of where he is. * '''truckmonth''' questions his sanity. * '''kek memeus''' passes out from exhaustion. * '''Tanner Hampton''' tries to sing himself to sleep. * '''nigga raper''' recieves clean water from an unknown sponsor. * '''my bathroom''' passes out from exhaustion. * '''gangsta''' quietly hums. * '''Professor Burgenstein''' thinks about home. * '''Text101''' looks at the night sky. * '''int''' rapes '''Carti'''. * '''Kobeni cat''' quietly hums. * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' bashes '''funny sleepy cat'''<nowiki/>'s head against a rock several times. Players died: 1 (funny sleepy cat) Players remaining: 27 ==== Day 3 ==== ==== Night 3 ==== ==== Day 4 ==== ==== Night 4 ==== ==== Day 5 ==== ==== Night 5 ==== ==== Day 6 ==== ==== Night 6 ==== ==== Day 7 ==== ==== Night 7 ==== ==== Day 8 ==== ==== Night 8 ==== ==== Day 9 ==== ==== Night 9 ==== * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. * '''Whitebeard''' stays awake all night. * '''Señor Hitler''' accidentally steps on a landmine. * '''kek memeus''' tries to sing himself to sleep. Players died: 1 (Señor Hitler) Players remaining: 3 ==== Day 10 ==== * '''kek memeus''' picks flowers. * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' scares '''Whitebeard''' off. Players died: 0 Players remaining: 3 ==== Night 10 ==== * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' severely slices '''Whitebeard''' with a sword. * '''kek memeus''' thinks about home. Players died: 1 (Whitebeard) Players remaining: 2 ==== Day 11 ==== [[File:BG1 winner.png|thumb|The winner of the first round was kek memeus.]] * '''Chris Griffin (returning champion)''' dies trying to escape the arena. Players died: 1 (Chris Griffin (returning champion)) Players remaining: 1 The Winner: '''kek memeus''' ([[Sans Trolling|sans trolling]])
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