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===Bangshakalaka As Owner=== In the first couple of days of Bang being "owner", [[Diogo]] gives [[Irony Hub|Irony Hub's]] gg/cum vanity to FTA. The vanity was well known to bring unfunny and annoying members which is why [[Irony Hub]] was willing to give it up to the FTA, which they saw as inferior. However, Bang's ideology has always been quantity over quality which made this trade perfect for both parties. Even though the vanity brought almost nothing but the most cringeworthy of members, some of the most cherished and memorable members of the community slipped through the cracks. These would come to be known as the "1/1000", an inside joke that [[Wry]] and Bangshakalaka made to let each other know that a truly special member has joined. Most of the time however, it was used ironically when a truly awful member would join. The vanity immediately revived the server and activity was no longer an issue that the FTA had to worry about. [[File:1200px-Minecraftcommunitydiscord.png|thumb|394x394px|The absurd prices that were promoted in the Mincraft Community Discord.]] On February 17th, 2021, the admins discovered a server named "Minecraft Community Discord" which was a scam server where you were able to buy ads for up to $200. They were trading vanities with discord.gg/joebiden which FTA admins decided to steal right before the trade was put into effect. The cum vanity was safe with [[LTC]] in her server while this robbery was taking place. It turns out that the discord.gg/joebiden server was actually full of professional hackers who were the same people who hacked Sern, the owner of the infamous Obama server which had up to 100k members at its peak. FTA gets a lot of praise from many professional Discord server owners such as Moosh, the former owner of discord.gg/troll, which sent FTA into the mainstream. The admin's relationship with Moosh would come to be of high importance in the near future. [[File:Banggettingowner.mp4|left|thumb|Rare video of Bang getting owner of the FTA. You can hear Zokluke being very soyly angry at the situation.]] Bangshakalaka is growing impatient as he waits for Fishes to transfer owner to him officially. On March 1st, Bang, [[Wry]], and R.Thom get in voice chat and come up with a plan: Bang would demand Fishes give him owner and if he refuses, [[Wry]] and R.Thom would nuke the server until it is utterly unrecognizable. R.Thom decides to let Fishes know before the plan can be put into action. [[Wry]] and Bang are demoted and fury sparks throughout the members of FTA since they were the most popular admins. This event left Fishes with a lot of stress and decided that the FTA needed a new owner at that very moment. A multitude of groupchats are created in order to argue as to who should get owner. It was about to be R.Thom, which would have definitely changed the course of the server into something completely different than what it became. After a lot of pleading from multiple admins, especially [[Wry]], Bangshakalaka would become the new owner of the Federal Troll Agency. An event is hosted to inaugurate Bangshakalaka into office which is hosted in front of up to a hundred people. There is a mix of joy and cries of horror in the voice channel as Bang was and still is a very controversial member. Zokluke in particular was in deep protest of this news. He called Bang out for being power hungry and an overall bad owner. This was also one of his very first appearances in a major event and the first time [[Wry]] would acknowledge his existence. After a bit of stalling from Fishes, Bangshakalaka became the 5th and final owner of the original Federal Troll Agency. He demoted those he didn't like and promoted [[Wry]] to co-owner a few seconds after becoming owner. Celebrations rang throughout the server as well as protests from Bangโs haters.
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