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=== The 9GAG conquest ===
[[File:9GAGlore2.png|thumb|334x334px|'''Mr. Sex''' creates an account, the first of many that would be made on this fateful day, when the '''69MoeLester420''' server fell in love with 9GAG.]]
[[File:9GAGlore.png|left|thumb|The absolutely abominable quality of the website was apparent from the very beginning.]]
The name "'''9GAG'''" has long brought fear to the hearts of internet users. Like some sort of infernal time machine that led only to a darker age when rage comics were celebrated unironically and advice animals were considered the peak of comedy.

Frozen in time as the years passed and social media websites rose and fell, '''9GAG''' endured against all odds, avoiding bankruptcy by means known to no wholesome denizen of the 'net.

To the rest of the internet, it was where memes went to die, a Reddit alternative that combined the worst aspects of Reddit and Facebook, inferior to these platforms in every way. Yet 9GAG went on. It carved its own niche, one which would turn away most, yet also one where the rage comic artist would find a home.

The '''Moederators''' would not be scared so easily. On January 17, '''Mr. Sex''' installed '''9GAG'''. He acknowledged he had strayed from the path of the wholesome chungus, and wished to redeem himself through a pilgrimage to the dankest site there is. 

By God, it was everything we had hoped for and so much more! Every post we saw in that antediluvian place was entirely antithetical to what comedy ought to look like. Simply scrolling through the site drained our will to live. The frightful existence of such a place was so was a mystery unfit for contemplation by a healthy human mind: why would so many people willingly choose to spend their time on 9GAG? 

As members of the server began to make 9GAG accounts, '''Mr. Sex''' made a post on the site, one that went mercifully ignored by most of the site's loathsome inhabitants. It would not be until '''Walter''' made a post<ref>Please do check out the comments, as the post can easily be found by following the link: https://9gag.com/gag/aWGj0j6?ref=android</ref> that the 9GAGGERS noticed the intrusion. A total of 168 downvotes showered the post. The comments section was beyond belief.

So much vitriol contained in only a few replies, it was stunning to watch, primordial reaction images encrusted with JPEG artifacts that marked them as older than the average reader of this article were exchanged, with a few Reddit-tier comebacks mixed in. Soon the other mods realized they wanted in on the fun. '''Koonsbmw''' created an account, and the conquest truly began. 

Then it happened. 

We were blessed with what may well be the greatest moment in history, one of such majesty that its memory remains preserved in the stickers of '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' long after the '''69MoeLester420''' server was archived. 
[[File:9GAGlore8.png|alt=no emojies you canser|thumb|514x514px|The greatest sentence uttered by a human being since the dawn of time.|left]]
[[File:9GAGlore6.png|thumb|393x393px|Our first ally from across the border.]]
Not everything went smoothly. The 9GAG developers, elected to place a daily limit on how many times a user could post, along with a 10 minutes window between each post or comment.  It is widely believed that this was done to prevent undue strain on the single hamster that is responsible for running 9GAG's servers.

But this did not stop the proud '''69MoeLester420''' army, which steadily continued its march into enemy territory. It was comforting to see that the '''69MoeLester420''' ideology started spreading even among the locals. Even as insults were thrown against us, we had allies.

And then the news broke. The daily upload quota had been reached. No new posts could be made for the next 24 hours. Our troops' advancement has been halted. The movement soon fizzled out.

'''Walter''' remains on the site to this day, holding our ground. Further progress into their territory, however, is but a distant dream. 9GAG is a stronghold that not even Reddit's dankest chungi can conquer, its unwholesome users, like a hivemind, ferociously respond to any form of outside aggression. 9GAG will never change, will never die. In spite of our efforts, the terrible site still stands, just as it stood many years ago before the first Redditor breached its walls.

While more raids were attempted in the future, it was always with the knowledge that the forces 9GAG would prevail. There is no winning against these "people". Know that 9GAG is their territory, and they will fight to defend it from emoji-users at any cost. It doesn't matter how many n-words have to be dropped to achieve that.