Editing The OKBC4 Server Museum (section)

==== <big>''Memories of Shittown''</big> ====
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While still part of the Hall of Artifacts, the ''Memories of Shittown'' exhibit deserves its own listings. Items of note are:

===== The Armor of xBushia =====
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A full enchanted set of Netherite armor named ''Popbob's Helmet'', ''Popbob's sexy bra'', ''Popbob's pooping pants'', and ''Popbob's cum socks''. <blockquote>
: POPBOB'S ARMOR
:
: Recovered from Shittown's Popbob Mansion
: Donated by xBushia
: Dated to before the First Trollage
: This armor is not unique for its enchantments, which are all vanilla, but rather for its age, unique names, and its use.
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===== A Shield from ''THE FINAL ORDER'' =====
THE FINAL ORDER was xBushia's new town she founded after the obliteration of shittown. This shield was used during xBushia's various activities around Shittown, and had authentic battle damage. <blockquote>
: SHIELD OF THE FINAL ORDER
:
: Dated to the First Trollage
: Complete with Battle Damage
: Donated by xBushia </blockquote>

===== YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS =====
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These Wither Roses were preserved from the First Trollage. <blockquote>
: YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS
:
: Wither Roses form the First Trollage.
: Donor would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.</blockquote>

===== The First Beacon of Shittown =====
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: THE FIRST BEACON OF SHITTOWN
:
: Dated to before the First Trollage</blockquote>

===== ''haed'' and ''fred'' =====
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''Head'' and ''Fred'' were two pieces of bedrock recovered from the load moderators illegally spawned into the game. <blockquote>
: HAED AND FRED
:
: Two Pieces of Illegal Bedrock from the First Trollage
: Donors would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.</blockquote>

===== ''The Crimes of Bushia'' =====
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''The Crimes of Bushia'' was a famous document that rather infamously started the First Trollage. The museum lectern reads as follows: <blockquote>
: THE CRIMES OF BUSHIA
: A Critical Text that helped spark the First Trollage
: 
: Donated by xBushia
: 
: The leaders of the CumZone made this text to help garner support against the percieved abuses of admin privileges of xBushia. They went to war with Shittown, which was struck down in what is now known as the First Trollage.
: You will notice numerous errors, such as "hybris" and not "hubris", as well as repeated references to xBushia with male pronouns.
: NOTE: CumZone is an inactive town now, and xBushia is sitll a very much active moderator. </blockquote>

The text of the document is as follows: <blockquote>
: Documentation of xBushia's many crimes.
: We, the citizens of the glorious Cumzone, hereby accuse shittown's mayor xBushia of heavily abusing his god-given powers of the gamemode.
: He repeatedly gave lavish amounts of netherite and other valuables to the shittowners. He's also building a temple right now, using creative. A testament to his hybris!
: But even worse than this self-indulgence in illegitimate wealth are his unfair methods of fighting: There's a small dispute going on between shittown and the Cumzone over a stolen block. And being the miscreant he is, Bushia just flew into the Cumbase and stole it back; the defenders having literally no chance to fight back!
: So we are addressing everyone willing to listen: Even if you are a citizen of shittown and are gaining from his immoral behavior, or if you are a citizen from another nation, seemingly unconcerned with this, please, all of you - no, all of us - must take a stand against this abuse of power!
: So, my brother's, raise your sword and raise your voice! Fight with us for a brughter future! And most importantly: piss, shit and cum
: signed ~the leading authorities of the Cumzone </blockquote>

===== A Pre-Trollage Trade Document =====
To quote the museum lectern: <blockquote>
: SHITTOWN TRADE AGREEMENT
: 
: Donated by turtle11767
: Dated to Jan 22-26
: This simple document is arguably one of the oldest signed books on the server, and a remnant of one of shittown's many deals with Floppa-Herzogivina, which was a moderator-only town at the time.</blockquote>

The text reads as follows: <blockquote>
: Shittown owes the Great serene duchy of Floppa-Herzegovina a total of 256 clay in exchange for 64 blocks of iron 1 leather an indeterminate amount of cobblestone
: 
: Signed: Minerftexplorer05
: I, ThatGuyNamedFred of Shittown, agree to this statement. </blockquote>

===== The Shittown Reactor =====
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The Shittown Reactor still strikes fear into the hearts of all OKBC4 veterans everywhere. Originally located in the heart of the Shittown Labs, it would power all labratory functions, as well as occasionally trigger admin commands of unknown kind and effect. Many remember this due to the events of the Second Trollage and many of xBushia's escapades. The museum lectern reads as follows: <blockquote>
: THE ORIGINAL SHITTOWN REACTOR
: Donated by xBushia
: Dated to just after the First Trolalge, and the creation of the Shittown Labs
: This reactor powered all lights and equipment in the shittown labratories, and was designed and maintained by xBushia. She claims it was linked to the trollages, and must be kept fueled at all times or bad things would happen...
: The reactor is still active, but has been defused (mostly). Feel free to climb up the ladder to view the various redstone components in the system. </blockquote>