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Polandull

2025-06-21T19:22:00Z

Sneeze: Created page with "polandull or pondal is a overweight user of gondal. he is notable for being a fat pole (like patryk) and having a autistic meltdown after lulziez fucked with him. he joined in hge and has been in every gondal since."

polandull or pondal is a overweight user of gondal. he is notable for being a fat pole (like patryk) and having a autistic meltdown after lulziez fucked with him. he joined in hge and has been in every gondal since.

Alexis

2025-06-21T18:46:09Z

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Alexis

2025-06-21T18:39:49Z

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me after my mom wouldnt let me stay home after faking being sick for 4 weeks already

Gondal: From The Ashes

2025-06-21T18:38:55Z

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'''Gondal: From The Ashes''' was started as a simple revival server by [[Heckknok]] and [[Ara]] after the death of [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]] since there was no real successful server in the Gondal lineage, with multiple Gondal servers rising and falling over the course of 3 years because most of them would end up simply getting nuked, archived or deleted. The server would slowly but surely become one of the greatest servers to ever be made, as the server saw the return of old veterans from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]] as well as some new folks joining in ([[Patryk]], [[Everr]], [[Hans]], [[Keempa]], [[Greasebeast]], and most infamously enough, [[Gondolian Larper|The Larper]]). Trvth.

(The original page was deleted because of how stupid it was. If you want to read it, please [https://web.archive.org/web/20240512051226/https://irony.wiki/wiki/Gondal:_From_The_Ashes click here].) {{Infobox Discord server
| image = GFTAicon.jpeg
| image_size = 150
| status = archived
| users = 70+
| owner = Sohsaah
| id = 1228058259869405205
| founded = April 11th, 2024
| defunct = June 6th, 2024
| founder = heckknok and ara
| Names = Roman Gondal, Chud Gondal, ChudGolia - From The Swamps, GondalCraft: From the Trenches, China 3, kevinian territory #372, Federal Troll Agency (During Wry Ownership)
}}

== Election Process ==
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
Votes are tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.

Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.

Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime. You can always re-run.

== Season 1: From the Ashes (April 11th, 2024 - April 29th, 2024) ==
Season 1 was the start of the server, Named season 1 retrospectively. Season 1 was the most peaceful period in the servers history, mostly growing with little drama occuring.

=== Elections (April 12th, 2024) ===
The first form of elections came on April 12th, 2024 with the Council members being elected. 5 council members were elected: dfdf21, Nephosylis, Z3TA, kyle, and kebab. A day later, the first political parties of the server were formed, being Trollmaster's BLM (Blox Lives Matter), Tyrone's EO3V (Enigma of 3 Virtues), Patryk's TAP (The Autism Party), and Joe's TPP (The People's Party), Letting the parties recruit members before the presidential election on the 19th.

=== The Yandere Astolfo (April 13th, 2024) ===
"The Yandere Astolfo" was an event autistically dubbed by server retard [[Patryk]] in which Gondalian Female Astolfo forced Patryk to write a poem confessing his love for her at the threat of suicide.<gallery widths="180" heights="180">
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[[File:Help astolfo... please..png|thumb|283x283px]]Patryk, scared shitless by the idea of losing his dear trans kween, begged the mainly American demographic of the server to call the cops on Astolfo for her cord suicide. Seeing that his efforts to save his beautiful HSTS by getting her put in an asylum were in vain, Patryk quickly hopped onto poets.org to steal a romantic poem to appease her, beautifully working on his masterpiece that he totally stole.<blockquote>O my Luve is like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody That's sweetly played in tune. So fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun; I will love thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only luve! And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my luve, Though it were ten thousand mile.</blockquote>Patryk posted this, putting an end to his discord youngshit's plans of painting their wall red... Until it was discovered that Patryk had plagiarized the whole thing.<gallery widths="220" heights="220">
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</gallery>Patryk, ashamed by the reception of his poetic debut, went back to writing, finding whatever inspiration he could, and the inspiration he found - was beautiful. It wasn't the Beatles, it wasn't any movie, and knowing Patryk it sure as hell wasn't nature - It was something better. an already published poem by Theodore Roethke. Finding his inspiration, Patryk quickly went to writing, stealing the entire poem word for word, happily publishing his work of art into the cord chat.<blockquote>[[File:Plagthegay.png|thumb|223x223px]](@Astolfo) heres a better poem

I knew a woman, lovely in her bones, When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them; Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one: The shapes a bright container can contain! Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek). How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin, She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and Stand; She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin; I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand; She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake, Coming behind her for her pretty sake (But what prodigious mowing we did make). Love likes a gander, and adores a goose: Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize; She played it quick, she played it light and loose; My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees; Her several parts could keep a pure repose, Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose (She moved in circles, and those circles moved). Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay: I’m martyr to a motion not my own; What’s freedom for? To know eternity. I swear she cast a shadow white as stone. But who would count eternity in days? These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways).</blockquote>Patryk hit his creative peak, a trve masterpiece, beloved by all. It was totally fucking plagiarized. So, Patryk went on his way to write a real poem for Astolfo, so autistic you could tell he was the one who made it. After working away on it, he finally revealed it to the server.<blockquote>Oh my, Astolfo. don't kill yourself. I secretly love you. I want to be. in a relationship with you. a ONLINE relationship with you. I want it to be nice and calm. not like a mentally abusive and/or Yandere-like relationship. Oh my, Astolfo. Stop acting like Yuri from Doki Doki. Your not mentally well. I want you to be mentally well again. safe. and happy. Oh my, Astolfo. Please. for god's sake. don't kill yourself. please. just please. Godbless you.</blockquote>Patryk's beautiful Poem resonated with Astolfo, and she finally stopped threatening suicide.

=== Evan Expose (April 16th, 2024) ===
The Evan expose was a minor event in gfta history where server member Glizzydemon got exposed for being desperate for previously mentioned gondalian female Astolfo. Released were pictures of Evan desperate for e-pussy<gallery>
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=== First Presidental Election (April 17th, 2024) ===
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After 6 days of the server being open, the presidential election finally happened. It was between the 4 major parties and their leaders - and two were almost immediately disqualified. These two are Joe of the TPP for trying to rig his votes and Tyrone of the EO3V for lack of votes. In the end, Patryk won the presidency with 27 votes (21 more than the second-place party, BLM) and Joe won the vice presidency.

=== Second Council Election (April 20th, 2024) ===
After the presidential elections, The council was re-elected. The council elections were a lot different than the first - BLM had 3 people running at once as the same option (Trollmaster, Kebab, and Z3TA). During these elections, trollmaster invited Kevinians (Hans, Everr, Greasebeast, and Keempa) to the server to vote for him in the elections, even though Trollmaster later claimed to hate Kevinians. at the end, Trollmaster, Z3TA, Kebab, Astolfo and Mog won council.

After the second council election, not much happened. The server was at this point just focused on growing, with the only important thing to note being the shitposting in the announcements channel, such as Heckknok informing people about a threat to the server by a "Puddle_Person"<blockquote>I just got a message from some account named Puddle_Person telling me that the puddle people are real and coming to NUKE gondalia (@everyone)</blockquote>

=== Second Presidental Election (April 27th, 2024) ===
For the second presidental elections, Ara separated them into two days, April 27th and 28. The main presidental candidates were Trollmaster, Joe and Patryk.

==== The Puddle People (April 27th, 2024) ====
[[File:Puddleplan01.png|thumb|380x380px|Trollmaster's Original Plan]]
The Puddle People was a plot by BLM members Trollmaster, Everr, and Kebab to get Patryk disqualified from the elections, based on heckknok's shitpost. The plan also included Z3TA and Astolfo but was mainly the doing of Trollmaster and Everr. The plan was to frame Patryk for raiding with alts to falsely vote for him, and annoy the shit out of people so they didn't vote for him. The plan was originally created by Trollmaster but revised by Everr.
[[File:Puddleplan02.png|thumb|383x383px|Everr's Update of the plan]]{{Quote|patryk gets invited to a "backup" gc for a 3dmm project on the history of gondolia, not added to the main one (there is no main one) because we are scared of the 3dmm project being leaked as there is multiple animation videos on there and its supposed to be a suprise for the whole server, with most of you as "advisors" who supervise the project to make sure if its historically accurate, he's asked if he wants to voice act and we get him to say some shit that makes him sound like he hates gondolia, we kick him from the gc and never mention the gc in his dms.
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After filling up the group chat with fake conversations with Everr's alts, Patryk was added to the group chat and was successfully convinced to make 2 WAV files trying to imitate a deep voice saying "time is running out, freaking idiot, youve been warned, you shouldnt have messed with us!" and "hello i'm standpissing, i hate gondalia and gondalian values, im here to destroy your people, you messed with us and now youll pay the price, prepare to get doxed and harassed"

A few minutes later, accounts with usernames including the prefix "puddle" joined with Patryk's invite. the accounts spammed the chats with @everyone bypasses and spammed the dms of random users, condemning them for being mean to Patryk.

==== Trollmaster-Joe Debate ====
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The Trollmaster vs Joe Debate was a VC Event in which the two main presidental elects, Joe and Trollmaster Debated in VC. The main topic of discussion in the debate was Joe's use of immigrants to vote for his party, and if they were alts or not. Heard in the call are Patryk, Greasebeast (Referred to as "Joker" due to his ironic pfp at the time), Trollmaster, Keempa, Everr, Z3TA, Joe, and Jordan. The Call lasted for 5 minutes and 30 seconds, with Joe leaving after a while. Most of the people in the call were BLM, with Joe being the only TPP member talking. Greasebeast at the beginning presents evidence that they are alts. Lots of Soundboard spam happened during the call, During the end of the call, Joe started to make fun of Trollmaster's arabic accent.
[[File:Trollmasterjoedebate.mp3|thumb|1043x1043px|Trollmaster vs Joe Debate]]

== Season 2: Trollmaster Tyranny (April 29th, 2024 - May 8th, 2024) ==
After the Elections, Trollmaster won, with Joe was disqualified for voter fraud. Season 2 was originally named "are you ready for freddy" but was named "Trollmaster Tyranny" after the Season ended. Season 2 was probably the most uneventful season of G:FTA.

=== Trollmaster Changes ===
After trollmaster became president, he implemented multiple changes to the server.

==== ?rape ====
[[File:Rape Report.png|thumb|Rape Report]]
?rape is a beloved command added by trollmaster that would send a message raping a user. the command went through 3 variations, the original, half fail rape, and the everr revision. the original had only one response, which was "(rapist) just raped (prompt). i bet (prompt) enjoyed it and probably asked for it and got impregnated very whory behavior!!" with a gif attached. the second variation added failraping, which had a 50% chance. the everr revision was added later and had a 8/10 of succeeding at a rape, a 1/10 chance of failing and a 1/10 of dying while trying to rape someone. ?rape would become a staple of gondal in later servers.

==== Immigration ====
A heavily requested feature was the idea of "immigrants," stopping people who just joined from voting to make elections more fair. trollmaster added a automatic role bot that would add immigrant to any person who had just joined.

==== Ban of marriagebot ====
A bot called "Marriagebot" was added to the server by ara, and became beloved for its ability to commit incest. Trollmaster didnt like the bot, and removed it within its first few hours. this sparked outrage as the members loved the bot and ara had paid for the bot.

=== The 13 year old Brazillian Girl ===
Nimyaaa was a 13 year old girl invited by trollmaster from some random server. upon being invited, patryk immediantly started flirting with her (for her miku profile picture) the very thought of someone underage enraged alexis, leading to her getting mad and demanding nimyaaa's ban. she would serve as trollmaster's vice president but would later be banned.

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Gondal Jianghu

2025-06-21T18:33:51Z

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{{Infobox Discord server
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| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1371400405682229269
| users = 90+
| owner = ara, Hans, everr
| founded = May 20th, 2025
| founder = ara
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'''Gondal Jianghu''', although going by many names later on, is the latest server of the Gondalsphere. After the -0 community nuked [[Neo Gondalia]], most people would end up moving to [[ironybruh]]'s [[Crazy Irony]], but some ended up leaving due to the server being more different than usual Gondal activities since it comprised of "no spamming scat porn, being inhabited by furries, etc." [[Patryk]] would stay out of Gondal for a while because he wanted to stay away from any Gondal-related servers, but it was mostly people that were involved with constantly harassing him, after being strictly advised to. At this point, Gondal had become too "Patryk-centric" and the entire community was already dying out, so there was only little activity going on between Gondalians. Months later, [[Ara]] would revive Gondal again, in the form of a new server that was originally called "'''Gondal Jianghu'''". A bunch of people from previous Gondal servers would return, including [[Patryk]] himself and some newcomers that influenced how Gondal is shaped today.
== Season 0: let's try this again ==
The server was made on May 12th by [[Ara]] but would not be released to the Gondal community until May 20th, 2025. He wanted to first test things out and set up the server, so he invited [[Hans]] and [[everr]] to become owners of the server. The -0 community, being comprised of people like [[Heckknok]], would also be invited to set up things since [[Ara]] wanted them to feel okay with starting another Gondal server. Once the server had it's grand opening on May 20th, many Gondalians ended up joining and rejoicing in their classic satire culture. Surprisingly, [[Patryk]] decided to join this server after being convinced by anio that nobody is going to be harassing him anymore, at least to an extreme sense. He was accompanied by lulziez, a member of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], to make sure nobody was harassing the poor little man. Surprisingly though, everybody seemed to be okay with this.

== Season 1: Republica Trollandia ==
The server decided to host their first long-lasting Gondalian tradition of having elections. The electees of this election were [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]], [[Chuddy]], bobtism, and Goth Queen of Revenge. Unfortunately there wasn't really any effort put into elections but everybody wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]] to become president. He ended up winning by a land slide, but didn't seem to do anything with the server afterwards. His presidency was then transferred to [[Trollmaster]], which made many people worried that he was going to nuke despite the server just releasing. He didn't do that, but instead would rename the server to "gondal trollmaster" and rename every person and role after himself. Throughout his presidency, he made many nuke threats but wouldn't do anything as long as he had admin perms.

There was also a nuke event started by the admins of the server, also threatening to nuke the server because Patryk kept banning his infamous enemy stndpzng from the server despite just being invited. [[Trollmaster]] said that he was going to invite a nuke bot to the server to destroy everything, but [[Patryk]] kept kicking it from his constant tantrums of wanting to "save Gondal". In the end, nothing ever happened because the whole thing was for people to spam and ping everyone.

== Season 2: XBOX LIVE ERA ==
A mysterious bot would be invited to the server that only a few select people know about, famously called "XBOX LIVE". It contained a very suspicious role called "FBI CHILD EXPLOITATION TASK FORC", which became the ''highest'' role in the server.

What will XBOX LIVE do? Only time will tell...

== PATRYK NUKE ==
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on 6/21/25, Patryk Nuked The Server.

== Gondal Minecraft Server ==
A Minecraft server was started up by [[Ara]] so that there could be racewars between the -0 community ([[Heckknok]], Jordan, Brodie, [[Z3TA]], [[Metsavana]], etc.) and the Norman faction ([[Ara]], [[Hans]], [[everr]], [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]], [[Anthony7|ant]], Bypass). Both sides have already been doing their own things as of late to prepare for the inevitable war between them.

This section will be updated as the server progresses.

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Holy Gondal Empire

2025-02-14T11:15:59Z

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== 8/6/2024 - HawkTuah Vanity ===
in a secretive group chat among the high class gondalians, they would discover that /china was not taken. the /china vanity was linked to oldgen satire server [[China]] and was the main reason for its success. sadly, holy gondal empire had only 12 boosts at the time, which led everr to buy 4 boosts for the server. he would then discover that /china was a banned vanity and everr would instead change the server vanity to /hawktuah, which would stick with the server for the rest of its time alive and would be the reason for how huge it got.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

[[Kevinia|Kevinians]] originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and turn it into a Gondal-affiliated server. The original raids on the server would be minimal, and most [[Kevinia|Kevinians]] would stay to recruit people to join HGE.

Multiple famous Gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about [[Bush]] saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.
== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. Sigma Rizzus criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that Sigma Rizzus was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

'''MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!'''

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Patryk's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok|Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok|Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok|Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok|Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

Holy Gondal Empire

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== 8/6/2024 - HawkTuah Vanity ===
in a secretive group chat among the high class gondalians, they would discover that /china was not taken. the /china vanity was linked to oldgen satire server [[China]] and was the main reason for its success. sadly, holy gondal empire had only 12 boosts at the time, which led everr to buy 4 boosts for the server. he would then discover that /china was a banned vanity and everr would instead change the server vanity to /hawktuah, which would stick with the server for the rest of its time alive and would be the reason for how huge it got.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

[[Kevinia|Kevinians]] originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and turn it into a Gondal-affiliated server. The original raids on the server would be minimal, and most [[Kevinia|Kevinians]] would stay to recruit people to join HGE.

Multiple famous Gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about [[Bush]] saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.
== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. Sigma Rizzus criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that Sigma Rizzus was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

'''MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!'''

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Patryk's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok|Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok|Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok|Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok|Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

Neo Gondalia

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{{Infobox Discord server
| image = Neogondal.png
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1322051318755491970
| users = ~50
| owner = everr
| founded = December 26th, 2024
| defunct = January 4th, 2025
| founder = everr (arnomarley)
}}

[[Neo Gondalia]] was a Gondal server to it's predecessor [[Gondal.gay]], which was nuked for not being active by [[Bush]] himself. The server was created by [[Everr]] on December 26th 2024, originally being called the "(patryk's address) raid squad" in an attempt to bring infamous lolcow [[Patryk]] back into Gondal. [[Everr]] tried convincing someone who lived in the [[wikipedia:United_Kingdom|United Kingdom]] to visit [[Patryk]]'s house, but nothing ever happened since it was assumed the person backed out. The server would only last for about 10 days before getting nuked by both [[Ara]] and [[Hans]], and everyone would end up moving to [[Crazy Irony]].

== Events ==
During the server's existence, not many things occurred other than [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] trying to invite his alt accounts to post horrible things. However, on December 27th, an interesting person that went by the name of "proud cuckson" joined the server to show people explicit photos of his own mother and even went as far as self-doxing himself. He was never heard from again after this incident.

On January 4th, 2025, [[Ara]] somehow received admin perms from [[Everr]] for some odd reason, and it went as anyone would've expected. He then gave [[Hans]] both ban and delete channel perms, and together they completely destroyed the entire server. [[Heckknok]] and some of his friends would then join to celebrate the death of Gondal and to tell people to move on from it. Many Gondalians seemed to be mad at [[Everr]], seeing him as the reason Neo Gondalia fell for his lack of activeness and moderating since he was too busy having e-sex on VRChat and jerking off to trans mutilation child porn with his trans girlfriend. Hans would then migrate to [[Crazy Irony]], a server dedicated to hosting furry porn.

[[Patryk]] has finally gotten his revenge. The "moralfags" have won.