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BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS

2025-03-11T15:09:10Z

Patryk: /* List of BNRAN/KNRAN accounts */ fixed up one thing

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[[File:WARNING - IF YOU GET A DM FROM THIS USER....mp4|thumb|A creepypasta about BNRAN.]]
[[File:Craw.jpg|thumb|A shocking confrontation.]]'''BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS''' ''(BNRAN)'' is the most common name used by several racist users who occasionally haunt Discord servers with their presence. The first of these accounts was made by [[Doomnack]], which was actually under the name '''KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS''' (KNRAN). Its profile picture depicts an image of the SpongeBob SquarePants character and beloved children's icon Squidward Tentacles, rendered in a frightening manner with hollow eyes. For those who don't know what SpongeBob SquarePants is, Wikipedia states that:

'''''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is an American animated television series created by marine science educator and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. It was revealed as a sneak peek after the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards on May 1, 1999, and officially premiered on July 17, 1999. It chronicles the adventures of the titular character and his aquatic friends in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.''

Wikipedia's words on the character Squidward:

''Squidward J. Q. Tentacles is a fictional character from the Nickelodeon animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a grouchy octopus who is a coworker of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. Squidward likes art, bubble baths, and reading, but dislikes SpongeBob, waking up, and life in general. Squidward was created and designed by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg, and voiced by actor Rodger Bumpas''

They are known for famously haunting a group chat of full of the friends of [[9t3r12b]], although no evidence of this exists. Many BNRAN/KNRAN accounts have been banned by Discord, or have gone into hiding under a different username, making them somewhat difficult to track down.[[File:WHO ARE YOU.png|thumb|The infamous DM many users recieve upon BNRAN joining a server.|center]]

== List of BNRAN/KNRAN accounts==
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|KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#1042
|712364013690028142
|The original KNRAN account made by Doomnack, before tags were removed from usernames. proof: add "killniggersrapeallniggers." (same account) to see its previous name by clicking the hashtag on the profile.
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|killniggersrapeallniggers.
|712364013690028142
|The original KNRAN account by Doomnack, after tags were removed from usernames.
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|burnniggersrapeallniggers_
|713687840705478728
|Formerly BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#0669. Banned from Dogelore on November 2, 2020. Currently in [[Whenthe]] with the nickname B.N.R.A.N., but is [[Whenthe/Roles|angeled]].
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|BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#4809
|?
|Banned from [[Dogelore]] on August 9, 2021.
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|BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#6284
|562241360779018240
|The user that supposedly haunts 9t3r12b and his friends’ group chats. Banned from Dogelore on January 8, 2023.
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|KILL ALL NIGGERS BURN ALL NIGGER#6292
|?
|Sighted in [[Awesome Planet]].
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|killniggersrapeallniggers
|1069128142234603590
|Likely an alt of [[andridge]].
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|LOVE NIGGERS RESPECT NIGGERS#5634
|867506587589279755
|Formerly KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#5634. Banned from Dogelore on July 24, 2021.
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|Sloppy toppy#2594
|1077434139743101039
|Formerly RAPE ALL NIGGERS KILL A#2594. Banned from Awesome Planet on February 20, 2023.
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|حلاق الرحمة#5773
|778627757193297921
|Formerly BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#5773. Banned from Dogelore on November 7, 2021.
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|Deleted User#0000
|?
|Formerly KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#7336. Banned from Dogelore on October 1, 2021.
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|incredible_pomelo_47596
|?
|An alt account of [[Patryk]], Formerly burnniggersrapeallniggers0915, banned from [[Gondal.gay]] on December 7, 2024 due to people alleging that it was an alt account of [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]], only for [[Patryk]] to prove hours later that he was the one who created the account.
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Holy Gondal Empire

2025-02-15T05:32:10Z

Patryk: /* 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website */ website linked in this section got taken down, not sure if its up on archive.

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| invite = https://discord.gg/PuqCyfQcGk
| id = 1262025749838430268
| users = 550+
| owner = ara and everr
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| defunct = November 1st, 2024
| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok
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{{Gondal}}


The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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[[File:Very first gondal mergeRule.png|left|thumb|158x158px|<translate> The very first rule of the server.</translate>]]
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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[File:Block wry PSA poster.jpg|thumb|228x228px|<translate> The PSA, in question.</translate>]]

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://web.archive.org/web/20240805164221/https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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[[File:Wry Is a fag.mp3|thumb|272x272px|<translate> "Wry Is a fag", the song that was on the CD</translate>]]
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== 8/6/2024 - HawkTuah Vanity ===
in a secretive group chat among the high class gondalians, they would discover that /china was not taken. the /china vanity was linked to oldgen satire server [[China]] and was the main reason for its success. sadly, holy gondal empire had only 12 boosts at the time, which led everr to buy 4 boosts for the server. he would then discover that /china was a banned vanity and everr would instead change the server vanity to /hawktuah, which would stick with the server for the rest of its time alive and would be the reason for how huge it got.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|<translate> A video by Sigma Rizzus explaining the situation</translate>]]
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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

[[Kevinia|Kevinians]] originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and turn it into a Gondal-affiliated server. The original raids on the server would be minimal, and most [[Kevinia|Kevinians]] would stay to recruit people to join HGE.

Multiple famous Gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about [[Bush]] saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.
== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a website for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' steam library being exposed.
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. Sigma Rizzus criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that Sigma Rizzus was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

'''MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!'''

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Patryk's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok|Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok|Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok|Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok|Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

Holy Gondal Empire

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Patryk: /* 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) */ I removed the original post, so I decided to link in an archive version. (and no, im not coming back!)

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://web.archive.org/web/20240805164221/https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== 8/6/2024 - HawkTuah Vanity ===
in a secretive group chat among the high class gondalians, they would discover that /china was not taken. the /china vanity was linked to oldgen satire server [[China]] and was the main reason for its success. sadly, holy gondal empire had only 12 boosts at the time, which led everr to buy 4 boosts for the server. he would then discover that /china was a banned vanity and everr would instead change the server vanity to /hawktuah, which would stick with the server for the rest of its time alive and would be the reason for how huge it got.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

[[Kevinia|Kevinians]] originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and turn it into a Gondal-affiliated server. The original raids on the server would be minimal, and most [[Kevinia|Kevinians]] would stay to recruit people to join HGE.

Multiple famous Gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about [[Bush]] saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.
== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. Sigma Rizzus criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that Sigma Rizzus was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

'''MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!'''

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Patryk's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok|Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok|Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok|Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok|Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok|Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

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== Licensing ==
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'''Gondal.gay''' was a Thenetic server created by [[Everr]] after it's predecessor '''[[Holy Gondal Empire|The Holy Gondal Empire]]''' was nuked by [[Heckknok]]. The server was created on November 1st, 2024 at 19:29 (7:29 PM) GMT +1, straight after the nuking. {{Infobox Discord server
| image = Gondal gay.png
| status = nuked
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| id = 1301991392221991033
| users = 200+
| owner = samsuth (everr)
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = November 1st, 2024
| defunct = December 24th, 2024
| founder = samsuth (everr)
}}

== Server Workings ==

=== Political System ===

There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole: the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules. This political system was ported from [[Holy Gondal Empire]], as a political system is a key factor to a Gondal server.

'''- President'''

To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.

Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.

Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.

'''- Vice President'''

The vice president method is a little more complicated.

All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.

Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.

Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.

'''- Council'''

The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.

To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.

If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.

Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.

'''- Low Council'''

The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.

'''- Voting System'''

The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.

The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.

On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.

'''- Voting Rules'''

The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.

Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.
- '''Council Impeachment'''

- '''Council Impeachment'''

Council Impeachment works two ways. For a member of the low council to be impeached, approval from a owner and 3/5 votes from the high council For a member of the high council to be impeached, a 3/5 vote from the low council, a 2/5 vote from the high council and approval from a owner.

== Season -0: DEATH TO OFN! ==

=== 11/1/2024: The 7 Hour War ===
After all of the loyal [[Everr]]<nowiki/>ists and Kevinians joined his new server, a goal was quickly set: destroy the false Gondal, Heckknok's [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was already mostly inactive, excluding the raiders, so this was a trivially easy task. You see, part of [[Heckknok]]'s plan for his server was to start a Gondalian civil war between oldgens and newgens alike, but failed to account for how lopsided the war would be. [[Hans]], a loyal Kevinian and friend of [[Everr]] had a "Vice President" role in his server, which of course led to [[Hans]] nuking the server by giving everyone admin perms. The real killshot was when [[Heckknok]] transferred ownership to [[Dingus]], who was easily convinced to delete the false Gondal outright. No successor to [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]] was made because no one cared. REAL GONDAL WINS.

== Season 1: Tranny Owner ==

=== 11/7/2024: Rise of Dustmoder ===
[[Everr]] has had a long history of transgender obsession and being a chaser, so it came as no shock when he invited an MTF known as Dustar_dd. After noticing that the vanity /boymoder was not taken, the server underwent a full tranny transformation, including Dustar taking the role of owner. Officially, the motivation behind these changes were to anger oldgens like [[Heckknok]], but it is rumored that Dustar and [[Everr]] had a romantic involvement of some kind. Bizarrely, the /boymoder vanity was never actually used despite spurring this on, perhaps the idea had dwelled in [[Everr]]'s mind for some time. In any case, Dustar soon went inactive and most of the changes were soon reverted. Dustar would also end up leaving the server once her owner role was taken away, and was never seen again.

=== 11/13/2024: The Botting War ===
[[File:Sussyjamaica bot plan.png|thumb|Sigma Rizzus' plan unveiled in a now deleted discord message.]]
On November 13th, 14th, and 15th, Gondal.gay was raided by the infamous pedophile Sigma Rizzus and his bots with the allegedly stated plan to post CSAM into the server. It didn't last long as it was very obvious that it was Sigma Rizzus due to the idiotic self-hosted chat bot commands that each of the bots took which resulted in valiant Gondalians causing the bots to get terminated by making them state that they were under the age of 13 years old. This resulted in rizzus losing the war and the chess match. He conceded Gondal after officially declaring the war as a loss, and made an oath to leave gondal forever and to be banished to the [[Gondal Storage Server]]. He also regretted the war, saying that the threats were “cringeworthy” and that he deserved to be ridiculed <ref>{{Cite message|author=Sigma Rizzus|date=N/A|content=“Ngl the whole botting thing was cringy LOL I deserve to be bullied for that I’m sorry”|server=Gondal Storage Server|channel=chat|link=https://discord.com/channels/1275784854537240637/1298761593126916238/1317249113942655047}}</ref>. He apologized to [[Everr]] for starting the conflict in the storage server around a month after the chess loss…for about a month. He was unbanned after asking everr in the storage server but he does not have image perms.

=== 11/15/2024: The First Presidential Election ===
The first Gondal.gay election was kicked off on November 15, 2024, at 17:07 (5:07 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]]. Those running for president were [[Gabeolo]], [[Cubebox|Rapebox]], [[Pinger]], [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], [[Chuddy]], [[Ara]], Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce. If you ignore the 1404 botted votes for [[Ara]], by [[Ara]], then the results of the election would be as follows: [[Gabeolo]] with 32 votes, Rapebox, Pinger, and secretlyabedwetter with 4 votes, Ara with 3 votes, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], [[Chuddy]], and Pondal with 1 vote. Besides the flagrant 1407 votes for Ara, there were no other obvious signs of cheating if you don't question the 32 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

For Council, those running were Cheese, Crep, Norkikorki, [[Hans]], Steve, Bush, [[Keempa]], Kyue, [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]], and Davey. This vote, as it was alongside the President's election, was botted by [[Ara]]. The results were: Bush with 1440 (36) votes, [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]] with 1439 (35) votes, [[Keempa]] with 1437 (33) votes, Norkikorki with 1430 (26) votes, Steve with 1425 (21) votes, [[Hans]] with 33 votes, Cheese with 24 votes, Davey with 19 votes, Crep with 12 votes, and Kyue with 11 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

For Vice President, Rapebox, Pinger, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], [[Chuddy]], [[Ara]], Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce were running. This vote was not botted by [[Ara]]. It took almost two days for [[Everr]] to announce the results as he was busy having e-sex with Dustar_dd (MTF transgender). The results were as follows: Pinger with 8 votes, Pondal with 2 votes, and [[Chuddy]] and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] having 1 vote each. These results were announced on November 18th, 2024 at 5:46 (5:46:42 AM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

==== Results of the First Election ====
[[Gabeolo]] was the winner of being President, with Pinger becoming Vice President. Norkikorki, [[Hans]], Bush, [[Keempa]], and [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]] becoming part of the Higher Council, and Crep, Cheese, [[Celblx|Celena]], [[Ara]], and Pondal becoming part of the Lower Council.

=== Political Parties ===
A new server means a new set of parties. Most of these are new while some are from [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]].

===== Kidflix Premium Owners (KPO) =====
Led by Vexatracce, this party is focused on the website known as Kidflix. The main goal (as stated by Vexatracce) is to get "more Kidflix premium subscribers".

===== Fascist Gondalian Brotherhood (FGB) =====
Led by secretlyabedwetter, this party aims to "Exteminate all non Aryans from Gondalia, and give Gondal it's deserved land".

===== Pol Pot Party of Gondal (PPPG or PPP) =====
Led by Pondal, this party's goal is to "សម្លាប់មនុNiggersស្សកំណាចរំលោភមនុស្សអនាថា រួមភេទជាមួយស្រីសំផឹងធាត់" which is "Kills Niggers, rapes homeless people, has sex with obese prostitutes" in [[wikipedia:Khmer_language|Khmer]] which is the national language of [[wikipedia:Cambodia|Cambodia]].

===== Democrats 4 Racism (D4R or DR) =====
Led by [[Ara]], here is the party goal he wrote down:

"ARE YOU TIRED OF DIFFERENT RACES? WANT SOMEONE TO SEPERATE YOU INTO DIFFERENT CHANNELS? IF SO, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU WETHER YOU ARE ANY RACE ❤I JUST LOVE SEGREGATION!!

UNDER MY RULE I WILL SEPERATE BLACKS, WHITES, MEXICANS, ASIANS, JEWS, AND ARABS, AND ALL THE OTHER MADE UP ONES NO ONE CARES ABOUT TOO, IM JUST THAT COMMITED TO SEGREGATION!! I WILL ADD RACE AUTHENTICATION, LITERALLY JUST A PIC OF UR HAND, NOTHING TOO BIG, I AM A FAIR LEADER!!!! ☝

HELL ILL EVEN SEPERATE MEN AND FOIDS. THEYRE MORE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER RACES ARE FROM EACHOTHER AFTER ALL!!

FOR ALL OF YOU…. Multicultural types 🤢… i will add a mixed race channel, chances are itl smell of POO though.

ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE OR IF I FEEL LIKE IT!!!

VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT, I AM A SIMPLE MAN WITH SIMPLE GOALS."

===== Appalacha-Greco-Incan Republic (AGIR) =====
Led by [[Chuddy]], this party's goal is to have it where "Gondal will be ruled by the greco hillbyilly inca master race".

===== Republic Of Gondalia (ROG) =====
Led by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], this party's goal was on 2 mega links I didn't want to click on but will have linked here: [https://mega.nz/file/wGdl1RqA#FCXILggh5u7lb74WCI-tyT2_z3NNSWp6OZo6u8Z5hnY video 1] & [https://mega.nz/file/wHVBHASb#R_7X5bNeehkNHUEVguLN8uJubsMbwhYVfKGytjR1iUc video 2]

===== Golden Drops (GD) =====
Led by Pinger, this party is a continuation of [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]]'s Gondal Drops party. This party's goal is for Honey and rape for all. Visit <nowiki>https://goldendrops.co.uk/</nowiki> for more info.

===== Rapecamp (R or RC) =====
Led by Rapebox, this party's goal is to bring rape back to Gondal.

===== The Joker Party =====
Led by [[Gabeolo]], this party is a continuation of [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]]'s [[Holy Gondal Empire#The Joker Party (JP)|The Joker Party]]. This party's goal is "HAAAHAHAHA! WE WILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ARA! JOKES ON YOU, CDW!!" (which is in reference to HGE's November 1st Nuke conducted by [[Heckknok]])

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-12-20T23:06:03Z

Patryk: /* Heckknok's Nuke */ This is gonna be my final contribution to this wiki. so peace out.

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Heckknok]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|<translate> A video by Sigma Rizzus explaining the situation</translate>]]
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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

[[Kevinia|Kevinians]] originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and turn it into a Gondal-affiliated server. The original raids on the server would be minimal, and most [[Kevinia|Kevinians]] would stay to recruit people to join HGE.

Multiple famous Gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about [[Bush]] saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.
== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' steam library being exposed.
File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. Sigma Rizzus criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that Sigma Rizzus was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

'''MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!'''

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Heckknok's Nuke ===
[[File:CDW 1.webp|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:CDW 2.webp|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

Bush

2024-12-13T22:21:37Z

Patryk: He left gondal.gay.

ghostbush, or more commonly known as simply "bush", is a little cutie who we all love and admire. he is also known as $crim from the $uicideboy$.

bush wont give me a fatal invite btw

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| name = Bush
| image = Bush.jpg
| discordtag = bhostgush
| discordid = 1204649138617323551
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.gay]] (formerly)
| othernames = $crim, RemoGod2297, $lick $loth, Yung $carecrow, Lil Cut Throat, Lil Remains, Anthony Mars, Yung Heath Ledger, $uicide Christ, Pontius Pilate, Lil Half Cut, Yung Christ, $witchblade $crim, Tony With The Tommy, Tony wit Da Tommy, Trap House $crim, OG Giraffe Neck, Lil Murder, Yung Miyazaki, Yung Slenderman, Yung Death/Lil Life, Yung Hank Moody, Hearse Boy, Lil Choppa, Lil Famine, Charles Lee Ray, Northside Shawty, Northside Shorty, Big Grieve, Yung Lowdown, Lil 2/3rds, Who Boy Boy, Soulja Rag Murder, Lil Cig, Yung October, Banny da Pint Drinker, El Wetto/$crim, Black Window, OG Corpse, Yung Mane, Lil Hurt, Junior, OG Worry, Lil Gage, God of the Liars, Yung Sex Symbol, Yung Wetto/Wetto, Lil' Dark, Cut Throat Van Gougha, $lickity, Yung Pharaoh, Yung Camcorder, Big Lux TRX
| irlname = Scott Arceneaux Jr.
| age = 35
| gender = Male
| residence = Baltimore, United States
| links = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwyJqlKr6IO0wlaPX3PLJUA
}}

== Personal Biography ==
'''Bush''' (Scott Anthony Arceneaux Jr.) was born on April 11, 1989, in Marrero, Louisiana. Arceneaux originally was inspired by T-Pain and Lou Reed to produce music, buying his first laptop which he used to start DJing with money gained from selling drugs. Arceneaux's passion for DJing extended when he started to attend Delgado Community College, where he was hired to DJ parties. He also worked selling used furniture, getting fired for his new hand tattoos after three years.

Bush and Ruby da Cherry are first cousins and shared a close relationship since childhood. Realizing that both were interested in taking a musical career seriously, and both dissatisfied with the direction of their lives, the two formed Suicideboys, making a pact that if their musical career didn't work out, they would both commit suicide. Elaborating on this in an interview with Mass Appeal, Bush states that "it was pretty much like cutting the hand, bleeding, and making a pact that there's no plan B, that if this doesn't happen by the time we're 30, I'm blowing my head off".

BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS

2024-12-11T23:27:39Z

Patryk: /* List of BNRAN/KNRAN accounts */ I added MY bnran account since no one never added it into the list, most likely because the creation of the account is so SO recent, that no one EVEN ever bothered to add it in. Oh well. =(

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| name = BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS
| image = BNRAN.png
| image_size = 150
| discordtag = See below
| discordid = See below
| servers = [[Awesome Planet]], [[Dogelore]], [[Funny Jungle]], [[Irony Hub]], [[OkBuddyRetard]], [[Peternity]], [[Whenthe]], [[Gondal.gay]]
| subboxes =
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[[File:WARNING - IF YOU GET A DM FROM THIS USER....mp4|thumb|A creepypasta about BNRAN.]]
[[File:Craw.jpg|thumb|A shocking confrontation.]]'''BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS''' ''(BNRAN)'' is the most common name used by several racist users who occasionally haunt Discord servers with their presence. The first of these accounts was made by [[Doomnack]], which was actually under the name '''KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS''' (KNRAN). Its profile picture depicts an image of the SpongeBob SquarePants character and beloved children's icon Squidward Tentacles, rendered in a frightening manner with hollow eyes. For those who don't know what SpongeBob SquarePants is, Wikipedia states that:

'''''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is an American animated television series created by marine science educator and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. It was revealed as a sneak peek after the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards on May 1, 1999, and officially premiered on July 17, 1999. It chronicles the adventures of the titular character and his aquatic friends in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.''

Wikipedia's words on the character Squidward:

''Squidward J. Q. Tentacles is a fictional character from the Nickelodeon animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a grouchy octopus who is a coworker of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. Squidward likes art, bubble baths, and reading, but dislikes SpongeBob, waking up, and life in general. Squidward was created and designed by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg, and voiced by actor Rodger Bumpas''

They are known for famously haunting a group chat of full of the friends of [[9t3r12b]], although no evidence of this exists. Many BNRAN/KNRAN accounts have been banned by Discord, or have gone into hiding under a different username, making them somewhat difficult to track down.[[File:WHO ARE YOU.png|thumb|The infamous DM many users recieve upon BNRAN joining a server.|center]]

== List of BNRAN/KNRAN accounts==
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{| class="wikitable"
|+
!User
!ID
!Notes
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|burnniggersrapeallniggers_
|713687840705478728
|Formerly BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#0669. Banned from Dogelore on November 2, 2020. Currently in [[Whenthe]] with the nickname B.N.R.A.N., but is [[Whenthe/Roles|angeled]].
|-
|BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#4809
|?
|Banned from [[Dogelore]] on August 9, 2021.
|-
|BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#6284
|562241360779018240
|The user that supposedly haunts 9t3r12b and his friends’ group chats. Banned from Dogelore on January 8, 2023.
|-
|KILL ALL NIGGERS BURN ALL NIGGER#6292
|?
|Sighted in [[Awesome Planet]].
|-
|KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#1042
|712364013690028142
|Sighted in Awesome Planet. Has an avatar of Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.
|-
|killniggersrapeallniggers
|1069128142234603590
|Likely an alt of [[andridge]].
|-
|LOVE NIGGERS RESPECT NIGGERS#5634
|867506587589279755
|Formerly KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#5634. Banned from Dogelore on July 24, 2021.
|-
|Sloppy toppy#2594
|1077434139743101039
|Formerly RAPE ALL NIGGERS KILL A#2594. Banned from Awesome Planet on February 20, 2023.
|-
|حلاق الرحمة#5773
|778627757193297921
|Formerly BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#5773. Banned from Dogelore on November 7, 2021.
|-
|Deleted User#0000
|?
|Formerly KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS#7336. Banned from Dogelore on October 1, 2021.
|-
|@killniggersrapeallniggers (?)
|?
|One of Doomnacks accounts. Allegedly the original KNRAN account, but I really do not believe this claim. Account joined [[Crazy Irony]] to prove to [[Ironylol]] that Doomnack was the original creator of KNRAN, and would later be used more as an inside joke.
|-
|incredible_pomelo_47596
|?
|an alt account of [[Patryk]], Formerly burnniggersrapeallniggers0915, banned from [[Gondal.gay]] on December 7, 2024 due to people alleging that it was an alt account of [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]], only for [[Patryk]] to prove hours later that he was the one who created the account.
|}
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[[Category:Whenthe users]]
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[[Category:Peternity users]]
[[Category:Funny Jungle users]]
[[Category:Awesome Planet users]]
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Keempa

2024-12-07T01:03:51Z

Patryk: keempa apparently removed the "god1738" part out of his tag so i decided fuck it [side note: I still regret filiming that crime against humanity video.]

==== ''▶ '''Read [[Keempa Lore]] to learn about the entirety of Keempa’s impact on Discord. ◀''''' ====
{{Infobox user
| name = Keempa
| image = Gouhinbeastars.jpeg
| discordtag = (SUSPENDED)keempa
(CURRENT)chereoke
| discordid = 906867392574017546
| servers = [[Gondal: From The Ashes]]

[[Holy Gondal Empire]]

[[Kevinia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

[[Whenthe]]
| othernames =
| irlname =
| age = 16
| gender = Male
| steam = https://steamcommunity.com/id/keempa/
}}
Keempa is an infectious spirit. Any other details are merely salad dressing.

== Controversies: ==
Not much is known about Keempas life, but it has been confirmed that he is wanted as a war criminal in Russia for hiding Ukrainians in his attic during the early stages of the Russo-Ukrainian War. He is also wanted for his involvement in selling biological weapons, human experimentation, human trafficking, murder, money laundering, and posting gembait in [[Holy Gondal Empire]].

== Anthony Winkles Incident: ==
Anthony Winkles is known as Keempa's alter-ego. He lives in Oslo, Norway, and is occasionally seen with a [[wikipedia:Varg_Vikernes|Varg Vikernes]] shirt and listening to [[wikipedia:Burzum|Burzum]].

"Anthony once took over Keempa's account when we ignored him for like... 20 minutes, and he completely changed his profile, left all of our groups, and became... a new person!" - [[Greasebeast]], took part and is the likely cause of the incident.

Not much else is known about Anthony Winkles, and there are no current records or documents proving that he has ever existed except word of mouth. This has caused it to become somewhat of a modern myth. He also has a 41 year old homosexual son, and due to having a homophobic past, he's had to accept him... what a faggot!

{{Quote|One does not simply arrest Keempa. Keempa arrests you... with laughter.|random discord officer}}
[[Category:Users]]
[[Category:Gondal]]

Gondolian Larper

2024-12-06T05:33:52Z

Patryk: Added MY two screenshots of the larper's shit, one of them being a screenshot of his shitty plagerized server.

Although he is known by many names, the '''Larper''' is a unique and notable character from numerous Gondal/Thenetic servers. He is commonly known to both impersonate and "LARP" (Live-Action Roleplay) as Discord users within the Irony community, dictators, fictional characters, historical figures, YouTubers, anime characters, several infamous violent gangsters, and many more. He frequently changes up both his bio and profile picture so much that it's unknown what he is officially known as, which is why he is called "Larper".

{{Infobox user
| name = Larper
| servers = [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] (formerly), [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.gay]] (formerly)
| othernames = Locc, Truthgamings, Emperor Hirohito of Japan, Wednesday Addams, Adolf Hitler, Julius Caeser, Diavolo, Leutgard, Kim Jong Un, "Doctor Theno", "WigWav", Carlo Gambino, ১৮৮২৮২, Joseph Kony, Natsuki, a bunch of violent gang affiliated members, etc.
| irlname = Elijah
| age = 15
| gender = Male
| residence = Manassas, Virginia
}}

== History ==
{{Incomplete|section}}
Originating from [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], he tried "larping" as [[wikipedia:Adolf_Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] and continuously kept posting [[wikipedia:Propaganda_in_Nazi_Germany|Nazi propaganda]].

For those who don't know,<blockquote>
=== Adolf Hitler ===
was a German politician and dictator who led the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi Party). He rose to power as the Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later became its dictator, holding the title of Führer from 1934 until his death in 1945. Hitler's leadership was marked by the following key events and ideologies:

==== Early Life ====

* Born on April 20, 1889, in Braunau am Inn, Austria-Hungary.
* He aspired to be an artist but was rejected twice by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.
* Served as a soldier in World War I, where he was wounded and awarded for bravery.

==== Rise to Power ====

* Hitler joined the Nazi Party in 1919 and became its leader in 1921.
* He capitalized on widespread economic despair and resentment over Germany's defeat in World War I and the harsh terms of the Treaty of Versailles.
* In 1923, he attempted a failed coup known as the Beer Hall Putsch but gained national attention.
* Wrote ''Mein Kampf'' ("My Struggle") during his imprisonment, outlining his ideology, including antisemitism and German nationalism.
* Became Chancellor in January 1933, using propaganda, intimidation, and legal manipulation to consolidate power.

==== Nazi Ideology ====

* Advocated for Aryan racial superiority and antisemitism.
* Blamed Jews, communists, and others for Germany's problems.
* Promoted expansionism through the concept of ''Lebensraum'' ("living space") for Germans, justifying aggressive territorial conquests.

==== World War II ====

* Initiated World War II by invading Poland on September 1, 1939.
* Formed alliances with Italy and Japan, opposing the Allied Powers.
* Ordered the systematic persecution and genocide of Jews, Romani people, disabled individuals, and others in the Holocaust, resulting in the deaths of six million Jews and millions of others.
* Oversaw military campaigns across Europe, North Africa, and the Soviet Union, causing immense destruction and loss of life.

==== Downfall and Death ====

* As Allied forces closed in, Hitler retreated to his bunker in Berlin.
* On April 30, 1945, he committed suicide alongside his wife, Eva Braun, as Soviet troops entered the city.

==== Legacy ====

* Hitler's actions caused the deaths of tens of millions of people and left a lasting impact on global history.
* His regime's crimes against humanity led to the establishment of international laws and organizations aimed at preventing genocide and promoting peace.

Hitler remains a symbol of totalitarianism, extremism, and the catastrophic consequences of unchecked power and hatred.</blockquote>

He was hoping to gain influence within the server and recruit people for his "cause". However, he would end up leaving when nobody was taking him seriously, and he was even laughed out of the server. Many people still wanted him to come back though, seeing him as a potential lolcow prospect. After much convincing he rejoined the server under a new alias, where he "larped" as [[wikipedia:Julius_Caesar|Julius Caeser]]. He then demanded [[Heckknok]] to surrender completely to him and be granted ownership immediately. The Larper was denied this though, causing him to start randomly roleplaying as [[wikipedia:Julius_Caesar|Caesar]] that it confused many people. Angered that people were still not taking him seriously, he made his own fake Gondal server to try to get everyone to move to his server, but after giving admin perms to [[Hans]], it was nuked by someone's nuke bot called "XBOX LIVE".

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
File:Gondolianlarper1.jpg|"Wake up" - Screenshot by [[Hans]]
File:Gondolianlarper2.png|"Who you callin a larper"
File:Gondolianlarper3.jpg|Evil [https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Morty_Smith Morty]
File:Gondolianlarper4.jpg|"A warning to yall"
File:Gondolianlarper5.jpg|"The Dark Empire"
File:Gondolianlarper6.png|"Wanna help :D :D :3"
File:Gondolianlarper7.mov|"The Scribe"
File:Gondolianlarper8.jpg|"The Gondal Legend"
File:Gondolianlarper9.jpg|"You ain't apart of nation"
File:Gondolianlarper10.jpg|THE FRIEND REQUEST
File:Gondolianlarper11.jpg|Apology to the King
File:Gondolianlarper12.jpg|Crucifixion
File:Gondolianlarper13.jpg|[[wikipedia:Julius_Caesar|Caesar]]'s orders
File:Gondolianlarper14.jpg|Gondalia gone locc
File:Gondolianlarper15.jpg|"Post clothed aryan men"
File:Gondolianlarper16.jpg|"The Allegations"
File:Gondolianlarper17.jpg|[[wikipedia:Kim_Jong_Un|Kim Jong Un]], the North Korean Scandinavian
File:Fakegondalserver.jpeg|The "real" gondal server
File:Animegirlavatar.png|Is the larper some kind of loli enjoyer or something?
</gallery>''authors note: click on the gallery to add your screenshots of this user.''

== Curse of Locc ==
The "Curse of Locc" is that whenever this user rejoins Gondal, it is bound to be nuked in a week. Be very careful if this is happening in your local Gondal, as it prophecies <big>'''the Apocalypse'''</big>. Beware.

File:Animegirlavatar.png

2024-12-06T05:31:16Z

Patryk:

== Licensing ==
{{Unknown_license}}

2024-11-26T03:18:10Z

Patryk: /* The /metal Raid - 8/29/24 */

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{{Infobox Discord server
| image = HolyGondalEmpireLogo.jpg
| image_size = 150
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1262025749838430268
| users = 550+
| owner = ara and everr
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| defunct = November 1st, 2024
| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok
| reddit =
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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[[File:Very first gondal mergeRule.png|left|thumb|158x158px|<translate> The very first rule of the server.</translate>]]
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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[File:Block wry PSA poster.jpg|thumb|228x228px|<translate> The PSA, in question.</translate>]]
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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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[[File:Wry Is a fag.mp3|thumb|272x272px|<translate> "Wry Is a fag", the song that was on the CD</translate>]]
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|<translate> A video by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] explaining the situation</translate>]]
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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|GFTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

from /metal. Members like Bush, Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. Bush and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about Bush saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Patryk's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it would be such a GREAT idea if he just nuke and get rid of the server. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and Bush at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked, causing [[Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-11-26T03:17:26Z

Patryk: fixed up the /metal raid thing that keempa just added a little bit.

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Patryk]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== The '''/metal Raid - 8/29/24''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|GFTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

from /metal. Members like Bush, Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. Bush and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about Bush saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Patryk's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why [[Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Patryk]] nuked HGE.]]
[[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Patryk]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it would be such a GREAT idea if he just nuke and get rid of the server. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Patryk]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Patryk]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and Bush at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked, causing [[Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Heckknok]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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[[File:Wry Is a fag.mp3|thumb|272x272px|<translate> "Wry Is a fag", the song that was on the CD</translate>]]
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. Sigma Rizzus criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that Sigma Rizzus was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Heckknok's Nuke ===
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason.png|thumb|The first part to why Heckknok nuked HGE.]]
[[File:Patryk Nuke Reason 2.png|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why Heckknok nuked HGE.]]
[[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, Heckknok, who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it would be such a GREAT idea if he just nuke and get rid of the server. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, Heckknok would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made Heckknok who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and Bush at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked, causing [[Patryk]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

[[Gondal Therapy Center]]