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Sussyjamaica

2026-04-17T22:55:27Z

CriticalHans: added a picture

{{User
| name = sussyjamaica aka sillyfun
| image = Bagel.jpg
| discordtag = sussyjamaica
| discordid = 1005638741945237604 (SJ)
| servers = [[Whenthe]] (formerly), [[The Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Dogelore]] (formerly), [[OkayBuddyRetard]] (formerly), [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.Gay]] (formerly)
| othernames = Aflop Alfred
| irlname = Evan
| age = 16
| gender = Male
| residence = Tampa, United States
Washington D.C., United States
| steam = manman2500 (no link)
}}'''Sussyjamaica''', allegedly also known as Sillyfun.vr, is a former member of [[The Irony Hub]]. He is known for creating alts, and surpassing [[LTC]]'s number of alts in one server.
Sussyjamaica is also a former [[Dogelore]] member, being contained in the [[The Irony Hub|Irony Hub]] for boosting Dogelore twice.

== Association with [[Sillyfun.vr]]. ==
Sussyjamaica is often known to be former friends with the infamous child porn sender and even alleged to be [[Sillyfun.vr]] due to their close relations. However this has been debunked since it has been shown sillyfun was white, and sussyjamaica confirmed himself to be black.

== Exodus ==
On June 16th, at 12:20 AM. Sussyjamaica resigned from irony after “nuking” [[The Irony Hub]] by getting Juno, Diogo, and the server holder banned. He did this because there was no other server like Irony Hub. After his exile from [[Dogelore]], he sent a long ass speech in [[Whenthe]] that’s so long he had to cut it in 3 parts. Here it goes;
{{Quote-simple|yo, real question; why even call this an irony server if y’all ban people over jokes that don’t even break TOS? like genuinely, what’s the point of the branding if the second someone uses irony that isn’t pre-sanitized for reddit karma, you’re swinging the hammer? i get having boundaries, but don’t front like this is some free-thought zone when it’s clearly curated as hell. if the vibe is “edgy but safe,” then just say that. don’t advertise it like it’s some wild corner of the internet where people can be unfiltered, and then flip when a joke has any actual edge. you want the aesthetic of chaos, but you mod like you’re running a discord for disney interns. i’m not here to be edgy for the sake of it, i’m saying this because there’s a disconnect between what the server claims to be and how it’s actually run. you call it irony, but what you really want is irony with a leash. irony that flatters everyone and offends no one. that’s not irony, that’s PR in a funny hat. just be honest about what the space is. if you want a filtered, semi-edgy-but-ultimately-safe server, cool. that’s valid. but don’t sell it like it’s anything more than that. that’s why i want to be in a server like irony hub, not whatever this is pretending to be. say what you want about that place, but at least they don’t pretend irony has to be soft-spoken and socially acceptable to count. they let people push the boundaries, say shit that actually has bite, and they don’t crumble every time someone makes a joke that isn’t wrapped in ten layers of disclaimers. they get that irony isn’t supposed to make everyone comfortable. that sometimes it’s supposed to sting, or confuse, or force people to sit with something they can’t immediately moralize. this server? it’s more like irony cosplay. like, “look at us, we’re so edgy, but only if the joke comes with a trigger warning and gets cleared by three mods first.” i’m not asking for chaos. i’m asking for consistency. don’t advertise unfiltered expression and then filter everything that doesn’t fit your personal flavor of acceptable. you want control? fine. own it. but don’t dress it up as freedom and then act confused when people push back. so yeah, maybe i’m not a “fit” for this place, that’s cool. but don’t pretend like i broke some unspoken code when all i did was take the server’s premise at face value. maybe that’s the joke. maybe the real irony is how little of it you can actually handle. i’m going on irony wiki to write about me and this experience then i’m leaving irony for good. not even out of spite, just tired of places calling themselves ironic while being allergic to anything that’s not perfectly inoffensive. it’s all curated rebellion. fake edge with mod approval. you turned irony helped irony be irony, then got mad when someone used it how it was meant to be used. enjoy the echo chamber. i’m out|Sussyjamaica}}
He’s gone.

== THE TRUTH ==
After some investigation from members from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], it turned out that he was secretly seeking refuge within the server by going under the alias "Sigma Rizzus". It was also revealed that [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] was his little brother, who is infamous for sending CP to many members within the Irony community.

Although he made an entire website dedicated to Gondal and had power within the server due to participating in Gondal politics, he has done many controversial things such as saving a photo of [[Patryk]]'s penis, not understanding age of consent laws, tried generating an AI image of CP, and even sending CP.

He tried numerous times to lie himself out of the situation he's in by convincing people he was "hacked" by Sussyjamaica (which turned out to be himself so his lie didn't check out). He also told people that he wasn't located in Florida, but actually Washington D.C., proving this by saying there used to be a Wendy's near him. However, it seems with all the things he was saying just made things worse for him because nobody was believing his bs.

== Photo Collection ==
[[File:Sussyjamaica bot plan.png|thumb|293x293px|Sussyjamaica's bot plan to nuke gondal]]

Sussyjamaica

2026-04-17T22:41:35Z

CriticalHans: readding the TRUTH because it is true

{{User
| name = sussyjamaica
| image = Bagel.jpg
| discordtag = sussyjamaica
| discordid = 1005638741945237604 (SJ)
| servers = [[Whenthe]] (formerly), [[The Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Dogelore]] (formerly), [[OkayBuddyRetard]] (formerly), [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.Gay]] (formerly)
| othernames = Aflop Alfred
| irlname = Evan
| age = 16
| gender = Male
| residence = Tampa, United States
| steam = manman2500 (no link)
}}'''Sussyjamaica''', allegedly also known as Sillyfun.vr, is a former member of [[The Irony Hub]]. He is known for creating alts, and surpassing [[LTC]]'s number of alts in one server.
Sussyjamaica is also a former [[Dogelore]] member, being contained in the [[The Irony Hub|Irony Hub]] for boosting Dogelore twice.

== Association with [[Sillyfun.vr]]. ==
Sussyjamaica is often known to be former friends with the infamous child porn sender and even alleged to be [[Sillyfun.vr]] due to their close relations. However this has been debunked since it has been shown sillyfun was white, and sussyjamaica confirmed himself to be black.

== Exodus ==
On June 16th, at 12:20 AM. Sussyjamaica resigned from irony after “nuking” [[The Irony Hub]] by getting Juno, Diogo, and the server holder banned. He did this because there was no other server like Irony Hub. After his exile from [[Dogelore]], he sent a long ass speech in [[Whenthe]] that’s so long he had to cut it in 3 parts. Here it goes;
{{Quote-simple|yo, real question; why even call this an irony server if y’all ban people over jokes that don’t even break TOS? like genuinely, what’s the point of the branding if the second someone uses irony that isn’t pre-sanitized for reddit karma, you’re swinging the hammer? i get having boundaries, but don’t front like this is some free-thought zone when it’s clearly curated as hell. if the vibe is “edgy but safe,” then just say that. don’t advertise it like it’s some wild corner of the internet where people can be unfiltered, and then flip when a joke has any actual edge. you want the aesthetic of chaos, but you mod like you’re running a discord for disney interns. i’m not here to be edgy for the sake of it, i’m saying this because there’s a disconnect between what the server claims to be and how it’s actually run. you call it irony, but what you really want is irony with a leash. irony that flatters everyone and offends no one. that’s not irony, that’s PR in a funny hat. just be honest about what the space is. if you want a filtered, semi-edgy-but-ultimately-safe server, cool. that’s valid. but don’t sell it like it’s anything more than that. that’s why i want to be in a server like irony hub, not whatever this is pretending to be. say what you want about that place, but at least they don’t pretend irony has to be soft-spoken and socially acceptable to count. they let people push the boundaries, say shit that actually has bite, and they don’t crumble every time someone makes a joke that isn’t wrapped in ten layers of disclaimers. they get that irony isn’t supposed to make everyone comfortable. that sometimes it’s supposed to sting, or confuse, or force people to sit with something they can’t immediately moralize. this server? it’s more like irony cosplay. like, “look at us, we’re so edgy, but only if the joke comes with a trigger warning and gets cleared by three mods first.” i’m not asking for chaos. i’m asking for consistency. don’t advertise unfiltered expression and then filter everything that doesn’t fit your personal flavor of acceptable. you want control? fine. own it. but don’t dress it up as freedom and then act confused when people push back. so yeah, maybe i’m not a “fit” for this place, that’s cool. but don’t pretend like i broke some unspoken code when all i did was take the server’s premise at face value. maybe that’s the joke. maybe the real irony is how little of it you can actually handle. i’m going on irony wiki to write about me and this experience then i’m leaving irony for good. not even out of spite, just tired of places calling themselves ironic while being allergic to anything that’s not perfectly inoffensive. it’s all curated rebellion. fake edge with mod approval. you turned irony helped irony be irony, then got mad when someone used it how it was meant to be used. enjoy the echo chamber. i’m out|Sussyjamaica}}
He’s gone.

== THE TRUTH ==
After some investigation from members from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], it turned out that he was secretly seeking refuge within the server by going under the alias "Sigma Rizzus". It was also revealed that [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] was his little brother, who is infamous for sending CP to many members within the Irony community.

Although he made an entire website dedicated to Gondal and had power within the server due to participating in Gondal politics, he has done many controversial things such as saving a photo of [[Patryk]]'s penis, not understanding age of consent laws, tried generating an AI image of CP, and even sending CP.

He tried numerous times to lie himself out of the situation he's in by convincing people he was "hacked" by Sussyjamaica (which turned out to be himself so his lie didn't check out). He also told people that he wasn't located in Florida, but actually Washington D.C., proving this by saying there used to be a Wendy's near him. However, it seems with all the things he was saying just made things worse for him because nobody was believing his bs.

Gondal Jianghu

2025-06-08T00:00:51Z

CriticalHans:

{{Infobox Discord server
| image = Jianghu.jpg
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/xEv9znWfF9
| id = 1371400405682229269
| users = 80+
| owner = ara, Hans, everr
| founded = May 20th, 2025
| founder = ara
}}'''Gondal Jianghu''', although going by many names later on, is the latest server of the Gondalsphere. After the -0 community nuked [[Neo Gondalia]], most people would end up moving to [[ironybruh]]'s [[Crazy Irony]], but some ended up leaving due to the server being more different than usual Gondal activities since it comprised of "no spamming scat fetish porn, being inhabited by furries, etc." [[Patryk]] would stay out of Gondal for a while because he wanted to stay away from any Gondal-related servers, but it was mostly people that were involved with constantly harassing him, after being strictly advised to. At this point, Gondal had become too "Patryk-centric" and the entire community was already dying out, so there was only little activity going on between Gondalians Months later, [[Ara]] would revive Gondal again, in the form of a new server that was originally called "'''Gondal Jianghu'''". A bunch of people from previous Gondal servers would return, including [[Patryk]] himself and some newcomers that influenced how Gondal is shaped today.{{Gondal}}

== Season 0: let's try this again ==
The server was made on May 12th by [[Ara]] but would not be released to the Gondal community until May 20th, 2025. He wanted to first test things out and set up the server, so he invited [[Hans]] and [[everr]] to become owners of the server. The -0 community, being comprised of people like [[Heckknok]], would also be invited to set up things since [[Ara]] wanted them to feel okay with starting another Gondal server. Once the server had it's grand opening on May 20th, many Gondalians ended up joining and rejoicing in their classic satire culture. Surprisingly, [[Patryk]] decided to join this server after being convinced by [[anio]] that nobody is going to be harassing him anymore, at least to an extreme sense. He was accompanied by [[Lulziez]], a member of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], to make sure nobody was harassing the poor little man. Surprisingly though, everybody seemed to be okay with this.

== Season 1: Republica Trollandia ==
The server decided to host their first long-lasting Gondalian tradition of having elections. The electees of this election were [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]], [[Chuddy]], [[bobtism]], and Goth Queen of Revenge. Unfortunately there wasn't really any effort put into elections but everybody wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]] to become president. He ended up winning by a land slide, but didn't seem to do anything with the server afterwards. His presidency was then transferred to [[trollmaster]], which made many people worried that he was going to nuke despite the server just releasing. He didn't do that, but instead would rename the server to "gondal trollmaster" and rename every person and role after himself. Throughout his presidency, he made many nuke threats but wouldn't do anything as long as he had admin perms.

There was also a nuke event started by the admins of the server, also threatening to nuke the server because Patryk kept kicking his infamous enemy stndpzing from the server despite being invited. [[Trollmaster]] said that he was going to invite a nuke bot to the server to destroy everything, but [[Patryk]] kept kicking it from his constant tantrums of wanting to "save Gondal". In the end, nothing ever happened because the whole thing was for people to spam and ping everyone.

== Season 2: XBOX LIVE ERA ==
A mysterious bot would be invited to the server that only a few select people know about, famously called "XBOX LIVE". It contained a very suspicious role called "FBI CHILD EXPLOITATION TASK FORC", which became the ''highest'' role in the server.

What will XBOX LIVE do? Only time will tell...

== Gondal Minecraft Server ==
A Minecraft server was started up by [[Ara]] so that there could be racewars between the -0 community ([[Heckknok]], [[Jordan]], [[Brodie]], [[Z3TA]], [[Metsavana]], etc.) and the Norman faction ([[Ara]], [[Hans]], [[everr]], [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]], [[Anthony7|ant]], [[Bypass]]). Both sides have already been doing their own things as of late to prepare for the inevitable war between them.

This section will be updated as the server progresses.

Gondal Jianghu

2025-06-07T23:21:35Z

CriticalHans: new beginnings :)

{{Infobox Discord server
| image = Jianghu.jpg
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/xEv9znWfF9
| id = 1371400405682229269
| users = 80+
| owner = ara, Hans, everr
| founded = May 20th, 2025
| founder = ara
}}'''Gondal Jianghu''', although going by many names later on, is the latest server of the Gondalsphere. After the -0 community nuked [[Neo Gondalia]], most people would end up moving to [[ironybruh]]'s [[Crazy Irony]], but some ended up leaving due to the server being more different than usual Gondal activities since it comprised of "no spamming scat fetish porn, being inhabited by furries, etc." [[Patryk]] would stay out of Gondal for a while because he wanted to stay away from any Gondal-related servers, but it was mostly people that were involved with constantly harassing him, after being strictly advised to. At this point, Gondal had become too "Patryk-centric" and the entire community was already dying out, so there was only little activity going on between Gondalians.

Months later, [[Ara]] would revive Gondal again, in the form of a new server that was originally called "'''Gondal Jianghu'''". A bunch of people from previous Gondal servers would return, including [[Patryk]] himself and some newcomers that influenced how Gondal is shaped today.
{{Gondal}}

== Season 0: let's try this again ==
The server was made on May 12th by [[Ara]] but would not be released to the Gondal community until May 20th, 2025. He wanted to first test things out and set up the server, so he invited [[Hans]] and [[everr]] to become owners of the server. The -0 community, being comprised of people like [[Heckknok]], would also be invited to set up things since [[Ara]] wanted them to feel okay with starting another Gondal server. Once the server had it's grand opening on May 20th, many Gondalians ended up joining and rejoicing in their classic satire culture. Surprisingly, [[Patryk]] decided to join this server after being convinced by [[anio]] that nobody is going to be harassing him anymore, at least to an extreme sense. He was accompanied by [[Lulziez]], a member of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], to make sure nobody was harassing the poor little man. Surprisingly though, everybody seemed to be okay with this.

== Season 1: Republica Trollandia ==
The server decided to host their first long-lasting Gondalian tradition of having elections. The electees of this election were [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]], [[Chuddy]], [[bobtism]], and Goth Queen of Revenge. Unfortunately there wasn't really any effort put into elections but everybody wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]] to become president. He ended up winning by a land slide, but didn't seem to do anything with the server afterwards. His presidency was then transferred to [[trollmaster]], which made many people worried that he was going to nuke despite the server just releasing. He didn't do that, but instead would rename the server to "gondal trollmaster" and rename every person and role after himself. Throughout his presidency, he made many nuke threats but wouldn't do anything as long as he had admin perms.

There was also a nuke event started by the admins of the server, also threatening to nuke the server because Patryk kept kicking his infamous enemy stndpzing from the server despite being invited. [[Trollmaster]] said that he was going to invite a nuke bot to the server to destroy everything, but [[Patryk]] kept kicking it from his constant tantrums of wanting to "save Gondal". In the end, nothing ever happened because the whole thing was for people to spam and ping everyone.

== Season 2: XBOX LIVE ERA ==
A mysterious bot would be invited to the server that only a few select people know about, famously called "XBOX LIVE". It contained a very suspicious role called "FBI CHILD EXPLOITATION TASK FORC", which became the ''highest'' role in the server.

What will XBOX LIVE do? Only time will tell...

== Gondal Minecraft Server ==
A Minecraft server was started up by [[Ara]] so that there could be racewars between the -0 community ([[Heckknok]], [[Jordan]], [[Brodie]], [[Z3TA]], [[Metsavana]], etc.) and the Norman faction ([[Ara]], [[Hans]], [[everr]], [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman]], [[Anthony7|ant]], [[Bypass]]). Both sides have already been doing their own things as of late to prepare for the inevitable war between them.

This section will be updated as the server progresses.

File:Jianghu.jpg

2025-06-07T22:15:34Z

CriticalHans:

Server icon for Gondal Jianghu

Neo Gondalia

2025-01-05T21:49:58Z

CriticalHans: the death of gondal

{{Infobox Discord server
| image = Neogondal.png
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1322051318755491970
| users = ~50
| owner = everr
| founded = December 26th, 2024
| defunct = January 4th, 2025
| founder = everr (arnomarley)
}}

[[Neo Gondalia]] was a Gondal server to it's predecessor [[Gondal.gay]], which was nuked for not being active by [[Bush]] himself. The server was created by [[Everr]] on December 26th 2024, originally being called the "(patryk's address) raid squad" in an attempt to bring infamous lolcow [[Patryk]] back into Gondal. [[Everr]] tried convincing someone who lived in the [[wikipedia:United_Kingdom|United Kingdom]] to visit [[Patryk]]'s house, but nothing ever happened since it was assumed the person backed out. The server would only last for about 10 days before getting nuked by both [[Ara]] and [[Hans]], and everyone would end up moving to [[Crazy Irony]].

== Events ==
During the server's existence, not many things occurred other than [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] trying to invite his alt accounts to post horrible things. However, on December 27th, an interesting person that went by the name of "proud cuckson" joined the server to show people explicit photos of his own mother and even went as far as self-doxing himself. He was never heard from again after this incident.

On January 4th, 2025, [[Ara]] somehow received admin perms from [[Everr]] for some odd reason, and it went as anyone would've expected. He then gave [[Hans]] both ban and delete channel perms, and together they completely destroyed the entire server. [[Heckknok]] and some of his friends would then join to celebrate the death of Gondal and to tell people to move on from it. Many Gondalians seemed to be mad at [[Everr]], seeing him as the reason Neo Gondalia fell for his lack of activeness and moderating since he was too busy hanging out with his trans girlfriend. They would then migrate to [[Crazy Irony]], seeing it as the real last bastion of irony and satirism.

[[Patryk]] has finally gotten his revenge. The "moralfags" have won.

Hans

2024-12-13T13:43:24Z

CriticalHans: how dare he change my page

Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, tycoonist, and ex-dreamsexual, who came to relevance during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] and [[Holy Gondal Empire]], but was in both the original [[Kevinia]] and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] after the Trollmaster coup and [[Holy Gondal Empire]], famously accepting the role as President of both servers to implement more accepting policies. He also used to be a prominent member of [[r/dreamgender]] and [[Dreamsexuals United]] until both servers were eventually nuked. {{Infobox user
| name = Hans
| image = Hans.webp
| caption = Artist is Mezmacko on Tumblr
| discordtag = xcriticalhans
| discordid = 855711345235197952
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] (formerly), [[Kevinia]], [[NBA ALL STARS]] (formerly), [[Hans Tank Brigade]] (formerly), [[Red Cup Conspiracy]],
[[r/dreamgender]] (formerly), [[Dreamsexuals United]] (formerly)
| redditname = u/MrWoozieHans
| othernames = xCriticalHans, CriticalHans, Dreamgender Supersoldier
| age = 19
| gender = Male
| steam = https://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/
}}

== The Beginning (April - July 2021) ==
After getting out of a long-term relationship, Hans was looking to expand his social circle and find other people who shared common interests with him. He joined multiple small servers to find new people to hang out with, but it never truly clicked. Eventually, he would come across a certain individual named [[Everr]], with whom he formed a close bond after meeting him off of the Yggdrasil bot's userphone feature. Together, they trolled in and messed with a server filled with 14-year-olds who were all in some sort of uncanny polygamous relationship with each other. Hans also decided to invite one of his own friends that had a nuke bot to that server in hopes of getting it deleted for their weird behavior. His friend would go on to nuke the entire server by deleting and making new channels that were all called "bhops-in-and-cums". Throughout the chaos, he also met Lily, who was affiliated with the Gondal lore, and invited him to [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. Although Hans never really talked in Gondal servers, he would still play a small part in each one until he participated in a bigger role during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]].

=== NBA ALL STARS ===
Originally intended to be a private server between his irl friends, Hans would end up inviting [[Everr]] and some of his new friends that he met off of [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]] and [[r/dreamgender]] to the server for it to become more active. The server would undergo various changes, including making themes for the server by changing the icon & name of the server, renaming everyone to fit the theme, and inviting new bots that seemed interesting and appealing to server members. Although the server would go by many names, most people recognize it as "NBA ALL STARS" because of it being basketball-themed and everyone being named after the [https://www.nba.com/news/history-nba-legends NBA's greatest players of all time] . On October 15th, 2021, Hans's account was deleted by Discord, meaning that the server lost its ownership since he was unable to transfer it to his alt account, and had to be archived.

=== Hans Tank Brigade ===
Since Hans lost his ownership to NBA ALL STARS, he created a new server called "Hans Tank Brigade" to give his friends a new place to talk in. Not many significant things happened, however the main attraction of the server was a fun currency bot called "TacoBot" that many members would enjoy using. Conflict would soon arise after Hans offered to give people owner if they invited more people since the server started dying. This would backfire though, because many members started arguing with each other and begging Hans to give them owner. Most of the channels would then get deleted by Lily since she had admin perms and was mad that Hans wouldn't let her ban people. The server was then archived as a result, and many of his friends decided to stick with talking in group chats instead, leading to the creation of Hans GC a few months later.

== r/dreamgender (July - December 2021) ==
For context, being a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] is a [[wikipedia:Satire|satirical]] sexuality and gender where people show their love and desire for the popular ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]].'' This was during a time where many people were obsessed with watching Dream's content that stans would go out of their way to devote their entire lives to him. There has also been controversies surrounding this fake sexuality where it has been considered offensive to the LGBTQ+ community. This is not Hans' intention though, because all he wanted to do was troll people into believing he was extremely obsessed with ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', despite never actually watching any of his videos.
[[File:Dreamgender server.jpg|thumb|350x350px|r/dreamgender in it's former glory days]]

=== Joining r/dreamgender ===
When Hans first joined the server, he couldn't tell if the people there were being ironic or not. To test the waters, he started talking about how [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] is the best speed runner ever and that he would "do anything to meet with him." To his surprise, most members, and even some of the staff members, started agreeing with what Hans was saying and then proceeded to share their [[wikipedia:Satire|satirical]] fantasies about the popular YouTuber. Hans felt like he fit right in with this server, so he started baiting new people that would join the server into believing he was just some kid that was weirdly obsessed with [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']]. Those who couldn't sense the [[wikipedia:Satire|satire]] took the bait, got enraged by what Hans was saying, and ended up being ridiculed by him, which is what Hans believed to be the start of his irony career. He would go on to meet several other individuals from this server, such as Dakota, Piro, [[Mikanyal]], NuIlified, Invalid, and many more.

=== The Death of Hans' Original Account ===
On the night of September 14th, 2021, Hans and his great pal NuIlified were pretending that they were 9 years old ''as a joke'' to mess with people that despised ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''. One such user that went by the name "Symp" was having enough of their mischief by calling them a bunch of nazis and started to argue with both of them. He would then report their messages that stated they were underage to [https://discord.fandom.com/wiki/Trust_and_Safety Discord's Trust & Safety Team] because Hans and NuIlified were completely unaware that it was against [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. The next morning, both of them woke up to find out their accounts were disabled. Although Discord would not give NuIlified a reason to why his account was disabled, Hans would receive an email that stated nobody under the age of 13 was allowed on the platform, despite Hans being 16 years old at the time. He proceeded to send an appeal to verify that he isn't underage, but it seemed to have gone nowhere since Discord never sent a response back. A month passed with no word from Discord and his account, alongside NuIlified's account, would be deleted, which would also soft lock him out his own server "NBA ALL STARS" since he no longer had ownership. Hans would then move to his alt account and call it his main from now on. REST IN PEACE Hans#6596 (September 1st, 2017 - October 15th, 2021).

=== The YouTube Video Incident ===
Hans and his friends (NuIlified, Dakota, and Lily) were having a normal conversation with each other in the server until two new members joined, "tommysmp" and "Ranboomylove <3". They initially appeared to be typical trolls, exhibiting common [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] behaviors such as one of them asking, "Who do you guys stan??" Unfortunately they wouldn't go too far as they ended up getting muted by an automod for saying "tommyinnit", which was one of the blacklisted words in the server. Hans and the others didn't really think anything of what just happened and went back to talking to each other. A month later, one of the server members would inform Dakota that there was ANOTHER YouTube video made about the server. As it turns out, the people behind the two mysterious accounts would be a semi-famous Australian YouTuber known as ''[https://www.youtube.com/@GliderGuy/ Glider Guy]'' and his friend [https://www.youtube.com/@Dacept ''Dacept'']. They made a collaboration video together titled, "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNe_-qYGePc&t=145s I Went UNDERCOVER In A Dream Stan Discord Server And Got Banned...]" to infiltrate multiple [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] servers while disguised as [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] stans to see what the people in those servers were like. The video would gain almost 2 million views and 87k+ likes, making it ''[https://www.youtube.com/@GliderGuy Glider Guy]''<nowiki/>'s third most popular video on his channel. Hans would be featured in their video under the alias "Dreamgender Supersoldier" and was featured from 3:15 to 5:07.

== Gondal: From The Ashes (April - June 2024) ==
Hans joined [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] from his friend Trollmaster through Hans GC, being the first Kevinian to do so around the time many new people were joining the server. Although Hans held the position of Vice President during Trollmaster's presidency, he eventually became the president after Trollmaster was couped and voted out by the Gondalian council, with [[Everr]] serving as Hans' vice president. Hans was also the leader of the Gondalian Nationalist Party (GNP), where he implemented policies such as Gondalian equal rights, monitoring of Gondalian politicans, bot/AI rights, Gondalian Imperialism, and strict newgen immigration. He also pledged to find many inspirational ways for [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] to increase it's member count and to make the server more active. Many people were satisfied with his new reforms, but would unfortunately lose the next elections due to it being rigged by Wry, a prominent member of the [[Federal Troll Agency]] that many Gondalians heavily disliked.

During Wry's presidency, [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] became very inactive because nobody liked the fact that Wry was president and other people from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] were in charge. All of the active members, including Hans, moved to [[Kevinia]] temporarily since there was a planned revolution that was waiting to happen to overthrow Wry. However, there was still some resistance within [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] that was already making moves, which Hans and his friends were a part of. His friend Piro somehow had perms and decided to give them to both Hans and [[Everr]] so they can start messing around. Hans started deleting almost every single message that was made by Wry and other [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] members, changing the season 4 role "Federal Intervention" to "Federal TYRANNY!", and giving all the political roles perms that could kick and timeout people so that other people could also resist. Unfortunately, despite it being 3 in the morning when all of this was unfolding, Wry noticed what was happening and took away their perms. He also tried muting Hans for "ruining his jokes", but Hans was still able to bypass it because he kept getting unmuted by [[Everr]].

[[Gondal: From The Ashes]] ended up getting nuked by Trollmaster because he wanted his own way of liberating the server from Wry's tyranny by kicking almost everyone. The server then died for some time, but got revived when it was announced that the server was going to turn into a ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' themed server and being renamed to "Gondalcraft", since [[Heckknok]] wanted to make a ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' server. Hans was granted his President role back since he would've been the real winner of the last election. Although he wasn't planning on running in the next election, Hans did what he could with the last few days of his presidency by just moderating. He also helped [[Heckknok]] choose what mods were going to be used for the ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' server, where he chose some cool weapon mods and a survival mod that made the game even harder.

== Holy Gondal Empire (July 2024 - Present Day) ==
After [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] got shut down and archived due to the server getting raided by pedophiles, a new server would emerge that combined both [[Kevinia]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]], and Red Cup Conspiracy together, creating what is known as the [[Holy Gondal Empire]]. Hans was one of the first members to join and was even given perms to help set the server up. For a while, Hans just ran as a Council member with not so many perms, but something he could work with for most of the time. After the [[Holy Gondal Empire#8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident|8/4/24 Incident]], he was given the "Ogulonical" role, which had every single perm, by [[Ara]]'s friend Ignas to help rebuild the server since it was nuked.

=== Political Actions ===
Gondal politics returned in the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], but it didn't seem like it wasn't as big as it used to be in previous Gondal servers since many newgens weren't taking it seriously. [[Everr]] wanted political wars to happen, so he urged Hans to return to Gondal politics and to campaign for presidency because he believed that Hans would be successful as he was in [[Gondal: From The Ashes]].

==== The Third Presidential Election ====
Hans created his own political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN), which is based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. His policies that he was campaigning for were similar to those when he was president in [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], where he promised rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, and to protect the server from Gondal's enemies.

Hans' main political opponent was [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] of TEH EPIC PARTY (TEP) who was campaigning for expanding Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. Political drama was starting to brew up as [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while Hans criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server. Hans started making propaganda advocating for OFN rule, while [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was focusing on other things like making a website for Gondal that ended up going nowhere. Both of them agreed to debate each other in VC, but it never ended up happening since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled for the debate was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining. Hans' prediction about [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] turned out to be true when he tried to manually nuke the server. Although the damages that were made were minimal, with two bots getting kicked and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] getting banned for no reason, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was temporarily banned and his political party was shut down.

A new political party soon emerged that was called the Joker Party (JP), which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Both the Joker Party and the OFN started clashing with each other when Hans generated an AI image of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] saying "VOTE FOR OFN!". However, a deal was made between Hans and [[Gabeolo]] to cease all criticism of each other and to merge the two parties together, but it never happened since it was not recognized [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and didn't know it was happening.

When the elections finally began, Hans was able to hang onto most votes compared to other political parties, although there was an attempted rigging by a very mischievous person. In the end, Hans and the OFN ended up winning the Third Presidential Election and was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.
[[Category:Users]]
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Bush

2024-12-05T17:58:57Z

CriticalHans: added his pfp

ghostbush, or more commonly known as simply "bush", is a little cutie who we all love and admire. he is also known as $crim from the $uicideboy$.

bush wont give me a fatal invite btw

{{Infobox user
| name = Bush
| image = Bush.jpg
| discordtag = bhostgush
| discordid = 1204649138617323551
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.gay]]
| othernames = $crim, RemoGod2297, $lick $loth, Yung $carecrow, Lil Cut Throat, Lil Remains, Anthony Mars, Yung Heath Ledger, $uicide Christ, Pontius Pilate, Lil Half Cut, Yung Christ, $witchblade $crim, Tony With The Tommy, Tony wit Da Tommy, Trap House $crim, OG Giraffe Neck, Lil Murder, Yung Miyazaki, Yung Slenderman, Yung Death/Lil Life, Yung Hank Moody, Hearse Boy, Lil Choppa, Lil Famine, Charles Lee Ray, Northside Shawty, Northside Shorty, Big Grieve, Yung Lowdown, Lil 2/3rds, Who Boy Boy, Soulja Rag Murder, Lil Cig, Yung October, Banny da Pint Drinker, El Wetto/$crim, Black Window, OG Corpse, Yung Mane, Lil Hurt, Junior, OG Worry, Lil Gage, God of the Liars, Yung Sex Symbol, Yung Wetto/Wetto, Lil' Dark, Cut Throat Van Gougha, $lickity, Yung Pharaoh, Yung Camcorder, Big Lux TRX
| irlname = Scott Arceneaux Jr.
| age = 35
| gender = Male
| residence = Baltimore, United States
| links = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwyJqlKr6IO0wlaPX3PLJUA
}}

== Personal Biography ==
'''Bush''' (Scott Anthony Arceneaux Jr.) was born on April 11, 1989, in Marrero, Louisiana. Arceneaux originally was inspired by T-Pain and Lou Reed to produce music, buying his first laptop which he used to start DJing with money gained from selling drugs. Arceneaux's passion for DJing extended when he started to attend Delgado Community College, where he was hired to DJ parties. He also worked selling used furniture, getting fired for his new hand tattoos after three years.

Bush and Ruby da Cherry are first cousins and shared a close relationship since childhood. Realizing that both were interested in taking a musical career seriously, and both dissatisfied with the direction of their lives, the two formed Suicideboys, making a pact that if their musical career didn't work out, they would both commit suicide. Elaborating on this in an interview with Mass Appeal, Bush states that "it was pretty much like cutting the hand, bleeding, and making a pact that there's no plan B, that if this doesn't happen by the time we're 30, I'm blowing my head off".

File:Bush.jpg

2024-12-05T17:58:31Z

CriticalHans:

The profile picture for Bush.

Bush

2024-12-05T17:43:05Z

CriticalHans: biography for bush

ghostbush, or more commonly known as simply "bush", is a little cutie who we all love and admire. he is also known as $crim from the $uicideboy$.

bush wont give me a fatal invite btw

{{Infobox user
| name = Bush
| discordtag = bhostgush
| discordid = 1204649138617323551
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.gay]]
| othernames = $crim, RemoGod2297, $lick $loth, Yung $carecrow, Lil Cut Throat, Lil Remains, Anthony Mars, Yung Heath Ledger, $uicide Christ, Pontius Pilate, Lil Half Cut, Yung Christ, $witchblade $crim, Tony With The Tommy, Tony wit Da Tommy, Trap House $crim, OG Giraffe Neck, Lil Murder, Yung Miyazaki, Yung Slenderman, Yung Death/Lil Life, Yung Hank Moody, Hearse Boy, Lil Choppa, Lil Famine, Charles Lee Ray, Northside Shawty, Northside Shorty, Big Grieve, Yung Lowdown, Lil 2/3rds, Who Boy Boy, Soulja Rag Murder, Lil Cig, Yung October, Banny da Pint Drinker, El Wetto/$crim, Black Window, OG Corpse, Yung Mane, Lil Hurt, Junior, OG Worry, Lil Gage, God of the Liars, Yung Sex Symbol, Yung Wetto/Wetto, Lil' Dark, Cut Throat Van Gougha, $lickity, Yung Pharaoh, Yung Camcorder, Big Lux TRX
| irlname = Scott Arceneaux Jr.
| age = 35
| gender = Male
| residence = Baltimore, United States
| links = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwyJqlKr6IO0wlaPX3PLJUA
}}

== Personal Biography ==
'''Bush''' (Scott Anthony Arceneaux Jr.) was born on April 11, 1989, in Marrero, Louisiana. Arceneaux originally was inspired by T-Pain and Lou Reed to produce music, buying his first laptop which he used to start DJing with money gained from selling drugs. Arceneaux's passion for DJing extended when he started to attend Delgado Community College, where he was hired to DJ parties. He also worked selling used furniture, getting fired for his new hand tattoos after three years.

Bush and Ruby da Cherry are first cousins and shared a close relationship since childhood. Realizing that both were interested in taking a musical career seriously, and both dissatisfied with the direction of their lives, the two formed Suicideboys, making a pact that if their musical career didn't work out, they would both commit suicide. Elaborating on this in an interview with Mass Appeal, Bush states that "it was pretty much like cutting the hand, bleeding, and making a pact that there's no plan B, that if this doesn't happen by the time we're 30, I'm blowing my head off".

Gondolian Larper

2024-12-03T04:14:28Z

CriticalHans: fix a few things!

Although he is known by many names, the '''Larper''' is a unique and notable character from numerous Gondal/Thenetic servers. He is commonly known to both impersonate and "LARP" (Live-Action Roleplay) as Discord users within the Irony community, dictators, fictional characters, historical figures, YouTubers, anime characters, several infamous violent gangsters, and many more. He frequently changes up both his bio and profile picture so much that it's unknown what he is officially known as, which is why he is called "Larper".

{{Infobox user
| name = Larper
| servers = [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] (formerly), [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.gay]] (formerly)
| othernames = Locc, Truthgamings, Emperor Hirohito of Japan, Wednesday Addams, Adolf Hitler, Julius Caeser, Diavolo, Leutgard, Kim Jong Un, "Doctor Theno", "WigWav", Carlo Gambino, ১৮৮২৮২, Joseph Kony, Natsuki, a bunch of violent gang affiliated members, etc.
| irlname = Elijah
| age = 15
| gender = Male
| residence = Manassas, Virginia
}}

== History ==
{{Incomplete|section}}
Originating from [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], he tried "larping" as [[wikipedia:Adolf_Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] and continuously kept posting [[wikipedia:Propaganda_in_Nazi_Germany|Nazi propaganda]].

For those who don't know,<blockquote>
=== Adolf Hitler ===
was a German politician and dictator who led the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi Party). He rose to power as the Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later became its dictator, holding the title of Führer from 1934 until his death in 1945. Hitler's leadership was marked by the following key events and ideologies:

==== Early Life ====

* Born on April 20, 1889, in Braunau am Inn, Austria-Hungary.
* He aspired to be an artist but was rejected twice by the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.
* Served as a soldier in World War I, where he was wounded and awarded for bravery.

==== Rise to Power ====

* Hitler joined the Nazi Party in 1919 and became its leader in 1921.
* He capitalized on widespread economic despair and resentment over Germany's defeat in World War I and the harsh terms of the Treaty of Versailles.
* In 1923, he attempted a failed coup known as the Beer Hall Putsch but gained national attention.
* Wrote ''Mein Kampf'' ("My Struggle") during his imprisonment, outlining his ideology, including antisemitism and German nationalism.
* Became Chancellor in January 1933, using propaganda, intimidation, and legal manipulation to consolidate power.

==== Nazi Ideology ====

* Advocated for Aryan racial superiority and antisemitism.
* Blamed Jews, communists, and others for Germany's problems.
* Promoted expansionism through the concept of ''Lebensraum'' ("living space") for Germans, justifying aggressive territorial conquests.

==== World War II ====

* Initiated World War II by invading Poland on September 1, 1939.
* Formed alliances with Italy and Japan, opposing the Allied Powers.
* Ordered the systematic persecution and genocide of Jews, Romani people, disabled individuals, and others in the Holocaust, resulting in the deaths of six million Jews and millions of others.
* Oversaw military campaigns across Europe, North Africa, and the Soviet Union, causing immense destruction and loss of life.

==== Downfall and Death ====

* As Allied forces closed in, Hitler retreated to his bunker in Berlin.
* On April 30, 1945, he committed suicide alongside his wife, Eva Braun, as Soviet troops entered the city.

==== Legacy ====

* Hitler's actions caused the deaths of tens of millions of people and left a lasting impact on global history.
* His regime's crimes against humanity led to the establishment of international laws and organizations aimed at preventing genocide and promoting peace.

Hitler remains a symbol of totalitarianism, extremism, and the catastrophic consequences of unchecked power and hatred.</blockquote>

He was hoping to gain influence within the server and recruit people for his "cause". However, he would end up leaving when nobody was taking him seriously, and he was even laughed out of the server. Many people still wanted him to come back though, seeing him as a potential lolcow prospect. After much convincing he rejoined the server under a new alias, where he "larped" as [[wikipedia:Julius_Caesar|Julius Caeser]]. He then demanded [[Heckknok]] to surrender completely to him and be granted ownership immediately. The Larper was denied this though, causing him to start randomly roleplaying as [[wikipedia:Julius_Caesar|Caesar]] that it confused many people. Angered that people were still not taking him seriously, he made his own fake Gondal server to try to get everyone to move to his server, but after giving admin perms to [[Hans]], it was nuked by someone's nuke bot called "XBOX LIVE".

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
File:Gondolianlarper1.jpg|"Wake up" - Screenshot by [[Hans]]
File:Gondolianlarper2.png|"Who you callin a larper"
File:Gondolianlarper3.jpg|Evil [https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Morty_Smith Morty]
File:Gondolianlarper4.jpg|"A warning to yall"
File:Gondolianlarper5.jpg|"The Dark Empire"
File:Gondolianlarper6.png|"Wanna help :D :D :3"
File:Gondolianlarper7.mov|"The Scribe"
File:Gondolianlarper8.jpg|"The Gondal Legend"
File:Gondolianlarper9.jpg|"You ain't apart of nation"
File:Gondolianlarper10.jpg|THE FRIEND REQUEST
File:Gondolianlarper11.jpg|Apology to the King
File:Gondolianlarper12.jpg|Crucifixion
File:Gondolianlarper13.jpg|[[wikipedia:Julius_Caesar|Caesar]]'s orders
File:Gondolianlarper14.jpg|Gondalia gone locc
File:Gondolianlarper15.jpg|"Post clothed aryan men"
File:Gondolianlarper16.jpg|"The Allegations"
File:Gondolianlarper17.jpg|[[wikipedia:Kim_Jong_Un|Kim Jong Un]], the North Korean Scandinavian
</gallery>''authors note: click on the gallery to add your screenshots of this user.''

== Curse of Locc ==
The "Curse of Locc" is that whenever this user rejoins Gondal, it is bound to be nuked in a week. Be very careful if this is happening in your local Gondal, as it prophecies <big>'''<u>the Apocalypse</u>'''</big>. Beware.

Sussyjamaica

2024-12-03T03:57:08Z

CriticalHans:

{{Cmbox|class=background-color:white|image=[[File:Sillytimehuh.png|120px]]|name=name of the template|plainlinks=no|style=color:black|text='''PRO TIP!''' This Page is related to actual crimes that were committed on irony servers, due to this content may be heavily controversial.
If you are somewhat sensitive to this kind of thing, you are free to leave this page.
'''Parental Advisory advised!'''|textstyle=CSS values|type=content}}{{User
| name = sussyjamaica AKA
sigma rizzus
| image = Bagel.jpg
| discordtag = sussyjamaica <br>
sigmarizzus0820
| discordid = 1005638741945237604 (SJ) <br>
1287888012637765682 (SR)
| servers = [[Whenthe]] (formerly), [[The Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Dogelore]] (formerly), [[OkayBuddyRetard]] (formerly), [[Holy Gondal Empire]] (formerly), [[Gondal.gay]] (formerly)
| othernames = Aflop Alfred, Sigma Rizzus
| irlname = Evan
| age = 15
| gender = Male
| residence = Washington D.C., United States
}}

'''Sussyjamaica''', also known as Sillyfun.vr & Sigma Rizzus, is a former member of [[The Irony Hub]]. He is known for creating alts, and surpassing [[LTC]]'s number of alts in one server.
Sussyjamaica is also a former [[Dogelore]] member, being contained in the [[The Irony Hub|Irony Hub]] for boosting Dogelore twice.

Notably associated with [[Sillyfun.vr]], since usually you only ever see them together... i wonder why... READ THE TRUTH DOWN BELOW.

== THE TRUTH ==
After some investigation from members from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], it turned out that he was secretly seeking refuge within the server by going under the alias "Sigma Rizzus". It was also revealed that [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] was his little brother, who is infamous for sending CP to many members within the Irony community.

Although he made an entire website dedicated to Gondal and had power within the server due to participating in Gondal politics, he has done many controversial things such as saving a photo of [[Patryk]]'s penis, not understanding age of consent laws, tried generating an AI image of CP, and even sending CP.

He tried numerous times to lie himself out of the situation he's in by convincing people he was "hacked" by Sussyjamaica (which turned out to be himself so his lie didn't check out). He also told people that he wasn't located in Florida, but actually Washington D.C., proving this by saying there used to be a [[wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] near him. However, it seems with all the things he was saying just made things worse for him because nobody was believing his bs.

== Exodus ==
Sigma Rizzus is now obligated to leave, for good. This was a promise HE MADE.<gallery>
File:Sussyjamaicalost.png|the final result
File:Sussyjamaicalost2.png|discord messages prior to the event (in irony wiki server)
File:EverrVSsussyjamaica.mp4|Full VC of everr vs sillyfun
</gallery>

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-12-03T03:55:13Z

CriticalHans: its just discord bruh

<languages/>
{{Infobox Discord server
| image = HolyGondalEmpireLogo.jpg
| image_size = 150
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1262025749838430268
| users = 550+
| owner = ara and everr
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| defunct = November 1st, 2024
| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok
| reddit =
}}<translate>


The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Heckknok]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

</translate>
[[File:Very first gondal mergeRule.png|left|thumb|158x158px|<translate> The very first rule of the server.</translate>]]
<translate>

During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

[[Kevinia|Kevinians]] originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and turn it into a Gondal-affiliated server. The original raids on the server would be minimal, and most [[Kevinia|Kevinians]] would stay to recruit people to join HGE.

Multiple famous Gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about [[Bush]] saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.
== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzu]]<nowiki/>s wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

'''MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!'''

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Heckknok's Nuke ===
[[File:CDW 1.webp|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:CDW 2.webp|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
on November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be such a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

'''''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.'''''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Heckknok]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[File:A Piece Of Evidence.jpg|thumb|Evidence rizzus sent.]]

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find Wry's account on Twitter, where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually coming out to be actually transphobic and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member Sigma Rizzus would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, Sigma Rizzus still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

=== 8/29/24 - The '''/metal Raid''' ===
The history of Gondalians in the /metal server go way back to late [[Gondal: From The Ashes|GFTA]] and [[Kevinia|Kevinia II]].

Kevinians originally joined the server in a attempt to get admin and make the server a gondal. the original raids on the server would be minimal, and most kevinians would stay in gondal to recruit people to join HGE.

multiple famous gondalians joined from /metal. Members like [[Bush]], Aske, Cargostargazer, The Frog Of Fog, and most infamously, Dalton joined the server.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton spread lies about Bush saying he was “probably a pedophile” and had CP.

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
Sigma Rizzus believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, Sigma Rizzus would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, Sigma Rizzus pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that Sigma Rizzus has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|Sigma Rizzus' steam library being exposed.
File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.
</gallery>

=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by Sigma Rizzus, and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that Sigma Rizzus wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since Sigma Rizzus pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and Sigma Rizzus creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, Sigma Rizzus had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

=== Rizzus’ account sends illegal content ===
Sigma Rizzus, a known lolcow in the server, one day sent his ALLEGED address, and he also sent illegal content. Why did this happen? Well, from what Rizzus said, he ALLEGEDLY was hacked, showing details that lead to how he ALLEGEDLY got hacked. Many people did not believe this leading Rizzus to be banned.

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Heckknok's Nuke ===
[[File:CDW 1.webp|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:CDW 2.webp|thumb|302x302px|The second part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
on November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be such a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.

''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED.''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

[[Holy Goondal Empire]]

[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

Gondolian Larper

2024-11-23T06:23:41Z

CriticalHans: forgot to add the XBOX LIVE bot

Gondolian Larper

2024-11-23T06:22:56Z

CriticalHans: part 1 to the larper

Sussyjamaica

2024-11-20T18:46:52Z

CriticalHans: added "the truth" back

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'''Sussyjamaica''', also known as Sillyfun.vr & Sigma Rizzus, is a former member of [[The Irony Hub]]. He is known for creating alts, and surpassing [[LTC]]'s number of alts in one server.
Sussyjamaica is also a former [[Dogelore]] member, being contained in the [[The Irony Hub|Irony Hub]] for boosting Dogelore twice.

Notably associated with [[Sillyfun.vr]], since usually you only ever see them together... i wonder why... READ THE TRUTH DOWN BELOW.

== THE TRUTH ==
After some investigation from members from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], it turned out that he was secretly seeking refuge within the server by going under the alias "Sigma Rizzus". It was also revealed that [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] was his little brother, who is infamous for sending CP to many members within the Irony community.

Although he made an entire website dedicated to Gondal and had power within the server due to participating in Gondal politics, he has done many controversial things such as saving a photo of [[Patryk]]'s penis, not understanding age of consent laws, tried generating an AI image of CP, and even sending CP.

He tried numerous times to lie himself out of the situation he's in by convincing people he was "hacked" by Sussyjamaica (which turned out to be himself so his lie didn't check out). He also told people that he wasn't located in Florida, but actually Washington D.C., proving this by saying there used to be a Wendy's near him. However, it seems with all the things he was saying just made things worse for him because nobody was believing his bs.

Gondal.gay

2024-11-20T18:17:20Z

CriticalHans: i did my job pinger... are you happy...

'''Gondal.gay''' is a Thenetic server created by [[Everr]] after it's predecessor '''[[Holy Gondal Empire|The Holy Gondal Empire]]''' was nuked by [[Heckknok]]. The server was created on November 1st, 2024 at 19:29 (7:29 PM) GMT +1, straight after the nuking. {{Infobox Discord server
| image = Gondal gay.png
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah
| id = 1301991392221991033
| users = 170+
| owner = samsuth (everr)
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = November 1st, 2024
| founder = samsuth (everr)
}}

== Server Workings ==

=== Political System ===

There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole: the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules. This political system was ported from [[Holy Gondal Empire]], as a political system is a key factor to a Gondal server.

'''- President'''

To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.

Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.

Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.

'''- Vice President'''

The vice president method is a little more complicated.

All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.

Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.

Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.

'''- Council'''

The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.

To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.

If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.

Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.

'''- Low Council'''

The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.

'''- Voting System'''

The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.

The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.

On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.

'''- Voting Rules'''

The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.

Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.
- '''Council Impeachment'''

- '''Council Impeachment'''

Council Impeachment works two ways. For a member of the low council to be impeached, approval from a owner and 3/5 votes from the high council For a member of the high council to be impeached, a 3/5 vote from the low council, a 2/5 vote from the high council and approval from a owner.

== Season -0: DEATH TO OFN! ==

=== 11/1/2024: The 7 Hour War ===
After all of the loyal [[Everr]]<nowiki/>ists and Kevinians joined his new server, a goal was quickly set: destroy the false Gondal, Heckknok's [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was already mostly inactive, excluding the raiders, so this was a trivially easy task. You see, part of [[Heckknok]]'s plan for his server was to start a Gondalian civil war between oldgens and newgens alike, but failed to account for how lopsided the war would be. [[Hans]], a loyal Kevinian and friend of [[Everr]] had a "Vice President" role in his server, which of course led to [[Hans]] nuking the server by giving everyone admin perms. The real killshot was when [[Heckknok]] transferred ownership to [[Dingus]], who was easily convinced to delete the false Gondal outright. No successor to [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]] was made because no one cared. REAL GONDAL WINS.

== Season 1: Tranny Owner ==

=== 11/7/2024: Rise of Dustmoder ===
[[Everr]] has had a long history of transgender obsession and being a chaser, so it came as no shock when he invited an MTF known as Dustar_dd. After noticing that the vanity /boymoder was not taken, the server underwent a full tranny transformation, including Dustar taking the role of owner. Officially, the motivation behind these changes were to anger oldgens like [[Heckknok]], but it is rumored that Dustar and [[Everr]] had a romantic involvement of some kind. Bizarrely, the /boymoder vanity was never actually used despite spurring this on, perhaps the idea had dwelled in [[Everr]]'s mind for some time. In any case, Dustar soon went inactive and most of the changes were soon reverted. Dustar would also end up leaving the server once her owner role was taken away, and was never seen again.

=== 11/13/2024: Sigma Rizzus' Evil Plan ===
[[File:Sussyjamaica bot plan.png|thumb|[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' plan unveiled in a now deleted discord message.]]
On November 13th, 14th, and 15th, Gondal.gay was raided by the infamous pedophile [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bots with the very clearly stated plan to post CSAM into the server. It didn't last long as it was very obvious that it was [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] due to the idiotic self-hosted chat bot commands that each of the bots took which resulted in valiant Gondalians causing the bots to get terminated by making them state that they were under the age of 13 years old. It's not even that big of an event to have it's own category due to [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' retardation. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has also been trying to remove this addition to the wiki since his recent unwilling reveal of his true identity as [[Sussyjamaica]] makes it to where he's hated even more. Probably if he didn't admit to sending and downloading CSAM, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wouldn't be in this situation of trying to raid this wiki.

=== 11/15/2024: The First Presidential Election ===
The first Gondal.gay election was kicked off on November 15, 2024, at 17:07 (5:07 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]]. Those running for president were [[Gabeolo]], [[Cubebox|Rapebox]], [[Pinger]], [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], Chuddy, [[Ara]], Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce. If you ignore the 1404 botted votes for [[Ara]], by [[Ara]], then the results of the election would be as follows: [[Gabeolo]] with 32 votes, Rapebox, Pinger, and secretlyabedwetter with 4 votes, Ara with 3 votes, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], Chuddy, and Pondal with 1 vote. Besides the flagrant 1407 votes for Ara, there were no other obvious signs of cheating if you don't question the 32 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

For Council, those running were Cheese, Crep, Norkikorki, [[Hans]], Steve, [[Bush]], [[Keempa]], Kyue, [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]], and Davey. This vote, as it was alongside the President's election, was botted by [[Ara]]. The results were: Bush with 1440 (36) votes, [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]] with 1439 (35) votes, [[Keempa]] with 1437 (33) votes, Norkikorki with 1430 (26) votes, Steve with 1425 (21) votes, [[Hans]] with 33 votes, Cheese with 24 votes, Davey with 19 votes, Crep with 12 votes, and Kyue with 11 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

For Vice President, [[Cubebox|Rapebox]], [[Pinger]], [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], Chuddy, [[Ara]], Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce were running. This vote was not botted by [[Ara]]. It took almost two days for [[Everr]] to announce the results as he was busy having e-sex with Dustar_dd (MTF transgender). The results were as follows: [[Pinger]] with 8 votes, Pondal with 2 votes, and Chuddy and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] having 1 vote each. These results were announced on November 18th, 2024 at 5:46 (5:46:42 AM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

==== Results of the First Election ====
[[Gabeolo]] was the winner of being President, with [[Pinger]] became Vice President. Norkikorki, [[Hans]], Bush, [[Keempa]], and [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]] became part of the Higher Council, and Crep, Cheese, [[Celblx|Celena]], [[Ara]], and Pondal became part of the Lower Council.

==== Political Parties ====
A new server means a new set of parties. Most of these are new while some are from [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]].

===== Kidflix Premium Owners (KPO) =====
Led by Vexatracce, this party is focused on the website known as Kidflix. The main goal (as stated by Vexatracce) is to get "more Kidflix premium subscribers".

===== Fascist Gondalian Brotherhood (FGB) =====
Led by secretlyabedwetter, this party aims to "Exteminate all non Aryans from Gondalia, and give Gondal it's deserved land".

===== Pol Pot Party of Gondal (PPPG or PPP) =====
Led by Pondal, this party's goal is to "សម្លាប់មនុNiggersស្សកំណាចរំលោភមនុស្សអនាថា រួមភេទជាមួយស្រីសំផឹងធាត់" which is "Kills Niggers, rapes homeless people, has sex with obese prostitutes" in [[wikipedia:Khmer_language|Khmer]] which is the national language of [[wikipedia:Cambodia|Cambodia]].

===== Democrats 4 Racism (D4R or DR) =====
Led by [[Ara]], here is the party goal he wrote down:

"ARE YOU TIRED OF DIFFERENT RACES? WANT SOMEONE TO SEPERATE YOU INTO DIFFERENT CHANNELS? IF SO, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU WETHER YOU ARE ANY RACE ❤I JUST LOVE SEGREGATION!!

UNDER MY RULE I WILL SEPERATE BLACKS, WHITES, MEXICANS, ASIANS, JEWS, AND ARABS, AND ALL THE OTHER MADE UP ONES NO ONE CARES ABOUT TOO, IM JUST THAT COMMITED TO SEGREGATION!! I WILL ADD RACE AUTHENTICATION, LITERALLY JUST A PIC OF UR HAND, NOTHING TOO BIG, I AM A FAIR LEADER!!!! ☝

HELL ILL EVEN SEPERATE MEN AND FOIDS. THEYRE MORE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER RACES ARE FROM EACHOTHER AFTER ALL!!

FOR ALL OF YOU…. Multicultural types 🤢… i will add a mixed race channel, chances are itl smell of POO though.

ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE OR IF I FEEL LIKE IT!!!

VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT, I AM A SIMPLE MAN WITH SIMPLE GOALS."

===== Appalacha-Greco-Incan Republic (AGIR) =====
Led by Chuddy, this party's goal is to have it where "Gondal will be ruled by the greco hillbyilly inca master race".

===== Republic Of Gondalia (ROG) =====
Led by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], this party's goal was on 2 mega links I didn't want to click on but will have linked here: video 1 & video 2

===== Golden Drops (GD) =====
Led by Pinger, this party is a continuation of [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]]'s Gondal Drops party. This party's goal is for Honey and rape for all. Visit <nowiki>https://goldendrops.co.uk/</nowiki> for more info.

===== Rapecamp (R or RC) =====
Led by [[Cubebox|Rapebox]], this party's goal is to bring rape back to Gondal.

===== The Joker Party =====
Led by [[Gabeolo]], this party is a continuation of [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]]'s [[Holy Gondal Empire#The Joker Party (JP)|The Joker Party]]. This party's goal is "HAAAHAHAHA! WE WILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ARA! JOKES ON YOU, CDW!!" (which is in reference to HGE's November 1st Nuke conducted by [[Patryk]])

Gondal.gay

2024-11-15T00:32:38Z

CriticalHans: boi its just cordahol

Gonday.gay is a server created by Everr after it's predecessor '''[[Holy Gondal Empire|The Holy Gondal Empire]]''' was nuked, the server was created on November 1st, 2024 at 19:29 (7:29 PM) GMT +1, straight after the nuking.{{Infobox Discord server
| image = Gondal gay.png
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah
| id = 1301991392221991033
| users = 80+
| owner = samsuth
| founded = November 1st, 2024
| founder = samsuth
}}

OFN Mandate of Gondalia

2024-11-03T02:15:13Z

CriticalHans: another fix 2

'''OFN Mandate of Gondalia''', originally called '''Republic of Gondalia''', was a splinter server formed from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] after it was nuked by [[Heckknok]]. This server is known to be one of the shortest-lived Gondal servers ever, not even lasting an entire day (~6 hours) before being nuked by both [[Bush]] and [[Everr]]. All of the members of this server moved to [[Gondal.gay]] after the nuke because nobody appreciated what [[Heckknok]] was doing.

{{Infobox Discord server
| name = OFN Mandate of Gondalia
| image = OFN flag.webp
| status = deleted
| users = 40-50+
| owner = Dingus
| founded = November 1, 2024
| defunct = November 1, 2024
| founder = Heckknok
}}

== Summary ==
[[File:Ofn mandate of gondalia.png|thumb|What the server looked like after it was nuked.]]
After [[Heckknok]] nuked the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] for making a bunch of jokes he didn't like and the constant posting of porn, he would go on to make his own version on Gondal, which would originally be called the Republic of Gondalia. Many active members of [[Holy Gondal Empire]] joined this server, but they weren't happy with what [[Heckknok]] did and were upset that [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]] was gone.

Heckknok gave perms to people he trusted the most, but he thought it would be so funny if he gave [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] perms by giving him a "President" role so that he could establish "Norman Gondal". At first, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] didn't really know what to do with his role, but thought it would be a good idea to give both [[Hans]] and [[Trollmaster]] a "Vice President" role. He only did this because he thought somebody was going to nuke and that they were the only people to prevent it from happening. [[Hans]] decided to rebrand the entire server to his infamous political party from [[Holy Gondal Empire]] called the OFN, which is based on a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. [[Trollmaster]] participated in this mischief by renaming everyone to "OFN CITIZEN (insert random number here)" and coming up with outrageous rules so that it looked like all the members were actually being oppressed. Surprisingly, [[Heckknok]] was okay with this because he wanted to start the server off with a dictatorship and hoped it would bring in some sort of activity.

[[Heckknok]] was the real dictator though, because he started to oppress people who posted porn and made jokes that he found "not funny." A prime example of this was when [[Bush]] created a bunch of Dyno tags that contained "The Meal" (those who know), where [[Heckknok]] banned him for doing that. This led to [[Everr]] making his own Gondal server to start planning the nuking of [[Heckknok]]'s server with [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] since he believed this whole server was made just to cut him out of Gondal and for [[Heckknok]] to have absolute control.

While [[Hans]], [[Dingus]], and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] were in a VC together, [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] carried out their plans to nuke the entire server by manually getting rid of all the channels and banning everyone. This didn't come to anyone's surprise because most people were kind of happy this happened. [[Hans]] then gave everyone admin perms so that they could add more to the damage that was already done. When [[Heckknok]] realized what had just happened, he completely crashed out by giving [[Dingus]] ownership and leaving, which led to [[Dingus]] just deleting the server. After it was over, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay]], as it was the REAL successor of the [[Holy Gondal Empire]].

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-11-03T01:59:07Z

CriticalHans: heckknok's nuke fixes

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| image_size = 150
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1262025749838430268
| users = 550+
| owner = ara and everr
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| defunct = November 1st, 2024
| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up later get nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Heckknok]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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[[File:Very first gondal mergeRule.png|left|thumb|158x158px|<translate> The very first rule of the server.</translate>]]
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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[File:Block wry PSA poster.jpg|thumb|228x228px|<translate> The PSA, in question.</translate>]]
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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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[[File:Wry Is a fag.mp3|thumb|272x272px|<translate> "Wry Is a fag", the song that was on the CD</translate>]]
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' steam library being exposed.
File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.
</gallery>

=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

I think in season 5 sigma rizzus is found to be [[Sillyfun.vr]] i dunno -ironybruh

MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
{{Incomplete|section}}

=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with [[Kebab]], [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and [[Steven!]] receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were busy or because they didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Heckknok's Nuke ===
[[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it would be such a GREAT idea if he just nuke and get rid of the server. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server were saying, although HGE had no affiliation with such a thing, Heckknok would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok]], who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to his server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then nuked, causing [[Heckknok]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.
[[File:CDW 1.webp|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:CDW 2.webp|thumb|The second part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

OFN Mandate of Gondalia

2024-11-03T01:15:29Z

CriticalHans: another fix

'''OFN Mandate of Gondalia''', originally called '''Republic of Gondalia''', was a splinter server formed from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] after it was nuked by [[Heckknok]]. This server is known to be one of the shortest-lived Gondal servers, not even lasting an entire day (~6 hours) before being nuked by both [[Bush]] and [[Everr]]. All of the members of this server moved to [[Gondal.gay]] after the nuke because nobody appreciated what [[Heckknok]] was doing.

{{Infobox Discord server
| name = OFN Mandate of Gondalia
| image = OFN flag.webp
| status = deleted
| users = 40-50+
| owner = Dingus
| founded = November 1, 2024
| defunct = November 1, 2024
| founder = Heckknok
}}

== Summary ==
[[File:Ofn mandate of gondalia.png|thumb|What the server looked like after it was nuked.]]
After [[Heckknok]] nuked the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] for making a bunch of jokes he didn't like and the constant posting of porn, he would go on to make his own version on Gondal, which would originally be called the Republic of Gondalia. Many active members of [[Holy Gondal Empire]] joined this server, but they weren't happy with what [[Heckknok]] did and were upset that [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]] was gone.

Heckknok gave perms to people he trusted the most, but he thought it would so funny if he gave [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] perms by giving him a "President" role so that he could establish "Norman Gondal". At first, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] didn't really know what to do with his role, but thought it would be a good idea to give both [[Hans]] and [[Trollmaster]] a "Vice President" role. He only did this because he thought somebody was going to nuke and that they were the only people to prevent it from happening. [[Hans]] decided to rebrand the entire server to his infamous political party from [[Holy Gondal Empire]] called the OFN, which is based on a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. [[Trollmaster]] participated in this mischief by renaming everyone to "OFN CITIZEN (insert random number here)" and coming up with outrageous rules so that it looked like all the members were oppressed. Surprisingly, [[Heckknok]] was okay with this because he wanted to start the server off with a dictatorship and hoped it would bring in some sort of activity.

[[Heckknok]] was the real dictator though, because he started to oppress people who posted porn and made jokes that he found "not funny." A prime example of this was when [[Bush]] created a bunch of Dyno tags that contained "The Meal" (those who know), where [[Heckknok]] banned him for doing that. This led to [[Everr]] making his own Gondal server to start planning the nuking of [[Heckknok]]'s server with [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]].

While [[Hans]], [[Dingus]], and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] were in a VC together, [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] carried out their plans to nuke the entire server by manually getting rid of all the channels and banning everyone. This didn't come to anyone's surprise because most people were kind of happy this happened. [[Hans]] then gave everyone admin perms so that they could add more to the damage that was already done. When [[Heckknok]] realized what had just happened, he completely crashed out by giving [[Dingus]] ownership and leaving, which led to [[Dingus]] just deleting the server. After it was over, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay]], as it was the REAL successor of the [[Holy Gondal Empire]].

OFN Mandate of Gondalia

2024-11-02T02:58:08Z

CriticalHans: lil fix

'''OFN Mandate of Gondalia''', originally called '''Republic of Gondalia''', was a splinter server formed from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] after it was nuked by [[Heckknok]]. This server is known to be one of the shortest lived Gondal servers, not even lasting an entire day before it was nuked by both [[Bush]] and [[Everr]]. All of the members of this server moved to [[Gondal.gay]] after the nuke because nobody appreciated what [[Heckknok]] was doing.

{{Infobox Discord server
| name = OFN Mandate of Gondalia
| image = OFN flag.webp
| status = deleted
| users = 40-50+
| owner = Heckknok and Dingus
| founded = November 1, 2024
| defunct = November 1, 2024
| founder = Heckknok
}}

== Summary ==
[[File:Ofn mandate of gondalia.png|thumb|What the server looked like after it was nuked.]]
After [[Heckknok]] nuked the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] for making a bunch of jokes he didn't like and the constant posting of porn, he would go onto make his own version on Gondal, which would originally be called the Republic of Gondalia. Many active members of Holy Gondal Empire joined this server, but they weren't happy with what [[Heckknok]] did and were upset that [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]] was gone.

Heckknok gave perms to people he trusted the most, but he thought it would be really funny if he gave [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] perms by giving him a "President" role so that he could establish "Norman Gondal". At first, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] didn't really know what to do with it, but thought it would be a good idea to give both [[Hans]] and [[Trollmaster]] a "Vice President" role. He only did this since he thought somebody was going to nuke and that they were the only people to prevent it from happening. Hans decided to rebrand the entire server to his infamous political party called the OFN, which is based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki Hearts of Iron 4]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. [[Trollmaster]] participated in this mischief by renaming everyone to "OFN CITIZEN (insert random number here)" and coming up with outrageous rules so that it looked like all the members were oppressed. Surprisingly, [[Heckknok]] was okay with this because he wanted to start the server off with a dictatorship and hoped it would bring in some sort of activity.

[[Heckknok]] was the real dictator though, because he started to oppress people who posted porn and made jokes that he found "not funny." A prime example of this was when [[Bush]] created a bunch of Dyno tags that contained "The Meal" (those who know), where [[Heckknok]] banned him for doing that. This lead to [[Everr]] making his own Gondal server to start planning the nuking of [[Heckknok]]'s server with [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]].

While [[Hans]], [[Dingus]], and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] were in a VC together, [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] caried out their plans to nuke the entire server by manually getting rid of all the channels and banning everyone. This didn't come to anyone's surprise because most people were kind of happy this happened. [[Hans]] then gave everyone admin perms so that they could add more to the damage that was already done. When [[Heckknok]] realized what had just happened, he completely crashed out by giving [[Dingus]] ownership and leaving, which led to [[Dingus]] just deleting the server. After it was over, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay]], as it was the REAL successor of the [[Holy Gondal Empire]].

OFN Mandate of Gondalia

2024-11-02T02:29:23Z

CriticalHans: the events that unfolded on november 1st 2024

'''OFN Mandate of Gondalia''', originally called '''Republic of Gondalia''', was a splinter server formed from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] after it was nuked by [[Heckknok]]. This server is known to be one of the shortest lived Gondal servers after, not even lasting an entire day before it was nuked by both [[Bush]] and [[Everr]]. All of the members of this server moved to [[Gondal.gay]] after the nuke because nobody appreciated what [[Heckknok]] was doing.

{{Infobox Discord server
| name = OFN Mandate of Gondalia
| image = OFN flag.webp
| status = deleted
| users = 40-50+
| owner = Heckknok, ara, and Dingus
| founded = November 1, 2024
| defunct = November 1, 2024
| founder = Heckknok
}}

== Summary ==
[[File:Ofn mandate of gondalia.png|thumb|What the server looked like after it was nuked.]]
After [[Heckknok]] nuked the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] for making a bunch of jokes he didn't like and the constant posting of porn, he would go onto make his own version on Gondal, which would originally be called the Republic of Gondalia. Many active members of Holy Gondal Empire joined this server, but they weren't happy with what [[Heckknok]] did and were upset that [[Holy Gondal Empire|HGE]] was gone.

Heckknok gave perms to people he trusted the most, but he thought it would be really funny if he gave [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] perms by giving him a "President" role so that he could establish "Norman Gondal". At first, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] didn't really know what to do with it, but thought it would be a good idea to give both [[Hans]] and [[Trollmaster]] a "Vice President" role. He only did this since he thought somebody was going to nuke and that they were the only people to prevent it from happening. Hans decided to rebrand the entire server to his infamous political party called the OFN, which is based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki Hearts of Iron 4]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. [[Trollmaster]] participated in this mischief by renaming everyone to "OFN CITIZEN (insert random number here)" and coming up with outrageous rules so that it looked like all the members were oppressed. Surprisingly, [[Heckknok]] was okay with this because he wanted to start the server off with a dictatorship and hoped it would bring in some sort of activity.

[[Heckknok]] was the real dictator though, because he started to oppress people who posted porn and made jokes that he found "not funny." A prime example of this was when [[Bush]] created a bunch of Dyno tags that contained "The Meal" (those who know), where [[Heckknok]] banned him for doing that. This lead to [[Everr]] making his own Gondal server to start planning the nuking of [[Heckknok]]'s server with [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]].

While [[Hans]], [[Dingus]], and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] were in a VC together, [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] caried out their plans to nuke the entire server by manually getting rid of all the channels and banning everyone. This didn't come to anyone's surprise because most people were kind of happy this happened. [[Hans]] then gave everyone admin perms so that they could add more to the damage that was already done. When [[Heckknok]] realized what had just happened, he completely crashed out by giving [[Dingus]] ownership and leaving, which led to [[Dingus]] just deleting the server. After it was over, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay]], as it was the REAL successor of the [[Holy Gondal Empire]].

File:OFN flag.webp

2024-11-02T00:44:12Z

CriticalHans: Server icon for "OFN Mandate of Gondalia". Source: https://www.deviantart.com/hypermetagamer/art/OFN-Flag-40K-1022835150

== Summary ==
Server icon for "OFN Mandate of Gondalia".

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/hypermetagamer/art/OFN-Flag-40K-1022835150
== Licensing ==
{{Public_domain}}

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-11-02T00:36:33Z

CriticalHans: HGE's nuking, may come back to this later if im provided more info

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{{Infobox Discord server
| image = HolyGondalEmpireLogo.jpg
| image_size = 150
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id = 1262025749838430268
| users = 550+
| owner = ara and everr
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| defunct = November 1st, 2024
| founder = ara, everr and Heckknok
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The server would end up getting nuked on November 1st, 2024 after [[Heckknok]]'s nuke.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
{{Incomplete|section}}

=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

I think in season 5 sigma rizzus is found to be [[Sillyfun.vr]] i dunno -ironybruh

MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
{{Incomplete|section}}

=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to the server after previously leaving for the 100th time because people sent food, qurans and (in a failed attempt) dildos to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that said he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people hacked his "patryk_la_vista" account because he scanned a Discord login QR code from a user named "Izzy!", who claimed to be Wry's Ex-Girlfriend, which later turned out to be a German hacker named Jon FrankelMeier, and eventually, got the account terminated for saying he was under the age of 13 years old (which he obviously isn't), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on (but on ocassions, he will still use it on computer, but via browser and not the client). Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return, "Izzy!" (Jon) would later get banned from the server due to [[Patryk]] telling [[Hans]] that it was in fact, Jon FrankelMeier.

=== New Management ===
Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with [[Kebab]], [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and [[Steven!]] receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find it funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because most active members were busy.

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== The End of Holy Gondal Empire 11/1/24 ==

=== Heckknok's Nuke ===
[[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok]] thought it would be such a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server were saying, although HGE had no affiliation with such a thing. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone and it made [[Heckknok]], who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]", which would end up getting nuked in less than a day and making it one of the shortest Gondal servers ever.
[[File:CDW 1.webp|thumb|The first part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
[[File:CDW 2.webp|thumb|The second part to why [[Heckknok]] nuked HGE.]]
''RIP HOLY GONDAL EMPIRE, YOU WILL BE MISSED''

== Gondal Splinters ==
[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]

[[Gondal.gay]]

[[Gondal Therapy Center]]

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CriticalHans:

Heckknok's nuke explanation #2

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CriticalHans:

Heckknok's nuke explanation #1

Theno

2024-10-29T22:25:28Z

CriticalHans: again, this page keeps getting vandalized by someone pretending to be theno

{{Infobox user
| name = Doctor Theno
| image = Imagethe.png
| discordtag = theno1937
| discordid = 950471854622138370
| servers = Gondal, Theno Empire, Old York Sex City, New Gondalia, Gondal Empire, Gondal Dynasty, Gondal Caliphate, New Gondal
| othernames = Doctor J, Donald J Trump
| irlname = Arthur
| age = 20
| gender = Male
| residence = New York, United States
}}Theno is the creator of the Gondal line of servers and what is considered by many, "Thenetic servers" ([[China]], [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]], [[Kek Zone]] and [[Greatest Server Ever Made]]). Theno would own every Gondal server until Gondal+ MAX DELUXE, when he quit Discord to troll women on Snapchat. Although he mainly uses Snapchat now, he still makes occasional appearances by joining VCs every few months.

The following contents/sections were copied and pasted from multiple "Thenetic servers", and is subject to change.

== Theno Empire ==
On September 20th, 2018, [https://riseofkingdoms.fandom.com/wiki/Rise_of_Kingdoms_Wiki Rise of Kingdoms] released on the App Store. Arealstali was an avid player and introduced her friend Theno to the game. In turn Theno would introduce his many friends to the game such as King Cokc and Labyrinth. Theno and his friends would hijack other people's clans in the game and ruin them. Theno continued to get more and more popular in the game which led to him becoming quite hated. However, although most players hated him, he did gain some followers who also had fun trolling other players.

The [[Theno Empire]] was officially created on June 21st, 2019. Theno gets the server partnered with a server called "bleed." where many original members such as Coach g would join. Some mentionable events take place such as a Russian cyber attack where supposedly somewhere around 100 Russians joined and raided the server. SAN, a school friend of Theno, also joined around this time. He becomes very hated by prominent members such as King Cokc and Markarus. SAN would get co-owner which caused a lot of backlash since many believed he abused his powers far too much. He would do some things that many found questionable and downright wrong such as doxxing innocent people which would lead to him getting demoted. SAN wouldn't be very prominent around this time but would go on to become one of the most infamous and feared members in the later Gondal servers. Another prominent member that joined was M.Salman who was around 20 which led to him being bullied quite a bit.

The main way the [[Theno Empire]] grew was through raids, often raiding random servers either for fun or with the intention of recruiting new members to the Theno Empire. However, one of these raids would be more important than any other one they had conducted before.

One day in early 2020, (presumably late February or early March) Theno and his followers entered Wry's original server before creating the [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] known as Obama’s Playhouse. Theno expected this raid to go on like any other but was surprised to find out that Wry found the raid just as funny as they did. Wry actually ended up giving them admin so they could raid even harder. Seeing they had a similar sense of humor, Theno decided that it would be wiser for them to become allies instead. Together, the two servers would grow faster than ever before. Everything seems to be working out perfectly from Theno's point of view. However, horrible, unspeakable things were happening in Obama's Playhouse. When Theno and his crew entered Obama’s Playhouse they were liked by almost no one except for Wry. A user named Pickled in particular was very irritated with these new members which led to him making it his life goal to destroy the [[Theno Empire]]. He first gained Theno’s trust by nuking Obama’s Playhouse, his own home. When Pickled received admin in the Theno Empire he would nuke it far worse than Xi did. When Theno saw this he ordered the people he controlled who had power in Obama’s Playhouse to ban everyone from the server. He also attacked Wry’s YouTube channel by mass disliking all his videos. Eventually each side would forgive each other and all would return to normal. Obama’s Playhouse was rebuilt with the help of Gabecord. It was renamed to Obama’s Schoolhouse. Together, Wry and Gabecord reimagined the server and made it quite active before it was replaced by the [[Federal Troll Agency]]. Around this time the Theno Empire would also become a very well organized server in terms of positions of power. There were proper elections held for who should be promoted or even demoted in some cases. This led to many debates going on in both staff channels and in public.

Many Obama's Playhouse members would migrate to the Theno Empire. Xi was one of this migrants who managed to become an admin in the server. He took his position very seriously and even wrote a constitution for the server. The first ever race for vice dictator takes place and a very liked member named Johnny wins by a landslide. Xi also ran and upon losing, he nuked the server. The damage caused by his nuke was very minimal and was reverted quickly. An infamous court case is held for Xi but due to his unpopularity, he was never allowed in a position of power again. Here, Markarus would gain one of his biggest haters in the form of Fold who stood his ground against Markarus quite well which is something not many could do. When the event was over an after party was hosted in a new server named BTS. The server only lasted for a day but was extremely active for the time it lasted. The VC hosted in BTS was especially crazy with pretty much all the most influential members of the time in there with multiple new members who added some spice to the VC.

Theno would have an alt account named Doctor j that wouldn't be revealed to be an alt until [[The Gondal Empire]]. For about 8 months no one except for his real life friends knew that they were the same person. Theno used this account to say things that would be out of character for him to say normally as well as just to simply mess with people. With this account he created a server called "Make Amurica Great Again" which would later be turned into [[Old York Sex City]]. In this server there would be many intense dramas such as when a user named Mike Pence became owner for a little bit which started one of the biggest revolutions in documented history. This would happen again during the The TOG Union.

On May 18th, 2020, a user named Prekkis would make a server of his own and invite members from the [[Theno Empire]] to it. The server would only last for about a day but the impact it left behind would change the lives of thousands. Prekkis would host an election to see who would be the first president of the server where Wry and Mamba would run together. They ended up losing the election which led to them making a server of their own. They called it The [[Federal Troll Agency]], and it quickly grew to be comparable to the [[Theno Empire]] in member count which at the time was around 300 members.

== Fall of the Theno Empire ==
As the [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] grew more popular, so did the [[Theno Empire]]. The server managed to cultivate a unique community with a wide variaty of characters. One of the most feared members of the time was Gordan Ramsay. He took much inspiration from characters such as the Joker. He threatened to nuke both the [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] and the [[Theno Empire]], but higher ups from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] took this threat quite seriously by shutting down and demoting all of their admins as a precautionary measure. Gordan also faked a Markarus account to harass users which was a very looked down upon practice. For context, Markarus had been gone for a long time by now but his followers continued to be him to continue his ideology. Another important member was MosinSniper who was and still is a gun and politics fanatic. He later became an active member of AliAlexRg's server which he would eventually leave. He is now not very active but still makes appearances now and then.
[[File:Firememe.png|thumb|Fire meme]]
One of the biggest inside jokes to come out of this era was the "Theno Server VC Event". This was supposed to be a massive event where many people would come together to talk and play games. Many found the idea ridiculous and quite funny. Theno was bullied quite heavily for this idea, especially by people who already didn't like him. On July 13th, 2024, The Theno Server VC Event finally happened on [[Kevinia]].

Although elections have been going on for quite some time now, never before had people been able to take Theno's place as owner of the server. Theno quit Discord and would only return when it was time for a new member to be elected as owner. The first owner elected was Mamba who was a pretty good owner but by the end of his run the server slowly started to become less active. The next owner was Johnny who was a fan favorite member who also turned out to be a pretty good owner.

The next and final owner of the Theno Empire was Doctor j, Theno's alt. Even though they were the same person and Theno was well liked for the most part, Doctor j was despised by almost everyone in the server. When he took the place of owner riots began to break out throughout the server, leading to Johnny enlisting the help of one of the first person experienced with automated nuking named Karineko. Together they nuked the server completely as well as making hundreds of nonsense channels and roles in mere seconds. The server managed to recover but it was obvious that it wouldn't last for much longer. It would eventually end up being nuked by Wry and nobody made any attempts to save it.

== Old York Sex City ==
Doctor j renovates his Make Amurica Great Again server into [[Old York Sex City]]. Even though he was still disliked, many Theno Empire members were desperate for a new server to talk in. Doctor j slowly starts to win over the community and eventually becomes just as liked as Theno was. He managed to keep both servers atleast semi active but soon enough [[Old York Sex City]] was far more active than the [[Theno Empire]].

A big factor of the server's growth was the amount of females joining the server. It is unknown where many of them came from or why they decided to stay for so long. Nonetheless, the woman to man ratio in the server was the highest in any server to date. The most prominent member to join during this era was most definitely Jesus Christ (later known as Wyvern). Many other noteable members joined such as Jethro.

Old York would remain extremely active for the month of August but would start a rapid decline during late September and would be nuked on October 17th, 2020. Owner was tranferred to [[Lul]] who promised to remake the server into something greater. Sadly these plans never came into fruition. The server is now nuked and called "EAT SPICY GOODNESS" with a new message every couple months. When Old York was nuked the members of the server moved to Doctor j's new server, [[The Gondal Empire]].

Theno

2024-10-29T21:09:38Z

CriticalHans: theno empire + OYSC

Theno

2024-10-29T20:34:04Z

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Theno Empire

2024-10-28T19:54:23Z

CriticalHans: infobox got vandalized by a larper

Although almost entirely disconnected from irony server history, the Theno Empire is EXTREMELY important as it was one of the crucial servers that led to the creation of what is mostly regarded as the greatest irony server to ever touch Discord, [[Federal Troll Agency|The Federal Troll Agency]].

{{Infobox Discord server
| image = Thenoicon.png
| status = nuked
| invite =
| id =
| users = 400+
| owner = Doctor Theno
| founded = June 21st, 2019
| defunct = August 19th, 2020
| founder = Doctor Theno
}}

== ROK (September 20th, 2018 - June 21st, 2019) ==
On September 20th, 2018 Rise of Kingdoms released on the app store. Arealstali was an avid player and introduced her friend Theno to the game. In turn Theno would introduce his many friends to the game such as King Cokc and Labyrinth. They would troll on the game and have a a lot of fun doing it. Theno isn't very active for now since he had school but made sure to get on the game every now and then since he did find it to be a lot of fun. Theno and his friends would hijack other people's clans in the game and ruin them. Theno continued to get more and more popular in the game which led to him becoming quite hated. However, although most players hated him, he did gain some followers who also had fun trolling other players.

They make many enimies such as Don Peppa and Orby who challenge Theno and his circle but Theno ended up prevailing. They ruled over Rise of Kingdoms until someone named King Kinetics introduced Theno and his friends to the idea of trolling on Discord. Theno made his first server named "thenopolis" which only lasted around 10 days. One of the most important members active during this time is Markarus. Markarus would be ridiculed for his absurd sense of humor by future members and many would question whether or not he was a real person. The server was very active for about 4 of the 10 days it existed since Markarus attracted a lot of people to the server due to his very edgy personality.

== The Rise of The Theno Empire (June 21st, 2019 - May 18th, 2020) ==
[[File:Brah2.png|left|thumb|377x377px|A message of one of Theno's Rise of Kingdoms followers talking about the Theno Empire.]]
The Theno Empire is officialy created on June 21st, 2019. Theno gets the server partnered with a server called "bleed." where a lot of original members such as Coach g would join from. Some mentionable events take place such as a Russian cyber attack where supposedly somewhere around 100 russians joined and raided the server. SAN, a school friend of Theno, also joines around this time. He becomes very hated by prominent members such as King Cokc and Markarus. SAN woukd get co-owner which causes a lot of backlash since many believed he abused his powers far too much. He would do some things that many found questionable and down right wrong such as doxxing innocent people which would lead to him getting demoted. SAN wouldn't be very prominent around this time but would go on to become one of the most infamous and feared members in the later Gondal servers. Another prominent member that joined was M.Salman who was around 20 which led to him being bullied quite a bit.

A main way the Theno Empire grew was with the use of raids. They would often raid random servers either for fun or with the intention to recruit new members to the Theno Empire. However, one of these raids would be more important than any other one they had conducted before.

One day during early 2020, (presumeably late February or early March) Theno and his followers entered Wry's original server before creating the [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] known as Obama’s Playhouse. Theno expected this raid to go on like any other but was suprised to find out that Wry found the raid just as funny as they did. Wry actually ended up giving them admin so they could raid even harder. Seeing they had a similar sense of humor, Theno decided that it would be wiser for them to become allies instead. Together, the two servers would grow faster than ever before. Everything seems to be working out perfectly from Theno's point of view. However, horrible, unspeakable things were happening in Obama's Playhouse. When Theno and his crew entered Obama’s Playhouse they were liked by almost no one except for Wry. A user named Pickled in particular was very irritated with these new members which led to him making it his life goal to destroy the Theno Empire. He first gained Theno’s trust by nuking Obama’s Playhouse, his own home. When Pickled received admin in the Theno Empire he would nuke it far worse than Xi did. When Theno saw this he ordered the people he controlled who had power in Obama’s Playhouse to ban everyone from the server. He also attacked Wry’s YouTube channel by mass disliking all his videos. Eventually each side would forgive each other and all would return to normal. Obama’s Playhouse was rebuilt with the help of Gabecord. It was renamed to Obama’s Schoolhouse. Together, Wry and Gabecord reimagined the server and made it quite active before it was replaced by the [[Federal Troll Agency]]. Around this time the Theno Empire would also become a very well organized server in terms of positions of power. There were proper elections held for who should be promoted or even demoted in some cases. This led to many debates going on in both staff channels and in public.

Many Obama's Playhouse members would migrate to the Theno Empire. Xi was one of this migrants who managed to become an admin in the server. He took his position very seriously and even wrote a constitution for the server. The first ever race for vice dictator takes place and a very liked member named Johnny wins by a landslide. Xi also ran and upon losing, he nuked the server. The damage caused by his nuke was very minimal and was reverted quickly. An infamous court case is held for Xi but due to his unpopularity, he was never allowed in a position of power again. Here, Markarus would gain one of his biggest haters in the form of Fold who stood his ground against Markarus quite well which is something not many could do. When the event was over an after party was hosted in a new server named BTS. The server only lasted for a day but was extremely active for the time it lasted. The VC hosted in BTS was especially crazy with pretty much all the most influential members of the time in there with multiple new members who added some spice to the VC.

Theno would have an alt account named Doctor j that wouldn't be revealed to be an alt until The Gondal Empire. For about 8 months no one except for his real life friends knew that they were the same person. Theno used this account to say things that would be out of character for him to say normally as well as just to simply mess with people. With this account he created a server called "Make Amurica Great Again" which would later be turned into Old York Sex City. In this server there would be many intense dramas such as when a user named Mike Pence became owner for a little bit which started one of the biggest revolutions in documented history. This would happen again during the The TOG Union.

On May 18th, 2020, a user named Prekkis would make a server of his own and invite members from the Theno Empire to it. The server would only last for about a day but the impact it left behind would change the lives of thousands. Prekkis would host an election to see who would be the first president of the server where Wry and Mamba would run together. They ended up losing the election which led to them making a server of their own. They called it The [[Federal Troll Agency]]. It quickly grew to be comparible to the Theno Empire in member count which at the time was around 300 members.

== The Fall of The Theno Empire (May 18th, 2020 - August 19th, 2020) ==
[[File:Firememe.png|thumb|426x426px|Fire meme]]
As the [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] grew more popular, so did the Theno Empire. The server managed to cultivate a unique community with a wide variaty of characters. One of the most feared members of the time was Gordan Ramsay. He took much inspiration from characters such as the Joker. He threatened to nuke both the [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] and the Theno Empire. The [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] took this threat quite seriously and even shut down and demoted all of its admins as a precautionary measure. Gordan also faked a Markarus account to harass users which was a very looked down upon practice. For context, Markarus had been gone for a long time by now but his followers continued to be him to continue his ideology. Another important member was MosinSniper who was and still is a gun and politics fanatic. He later became an active member of AliAlexRg's server which he would eventually leave. He is now not very active but still makes appearences now and then.

One of the biggest inside jokes to come out of this era was the "Theno Server VC Event". This was supposed to be a massive event where many people would come together to talk and play games. Many found the idea ridiculous and quite funny. Theno was bullied quite heavily for this idea, especially by people who already didn't like him. On July 13th, 2024, The Theno Server VC Event finally happened on [[Kevinia]].

Although elections have been going on for quite some time now, never before had people been able to take Theno's place as owner of the server. Theno quit Discord and would only return when it was time for a new member to be elected as owner. The first owner elected was Mamba who was a pretty good owner but by the end of his run the server slowly started to become less active. The next owner was Johnny who was a fan favorite member who also turned out to be a pretty good owner.

The next and final owner of the Theno Empire was Doctor j, Theno's alt. Even though they were the same person and Theno was well liked for the most part, Doctor j was despised by almost everyone in the server. When he took the place of owner riots begain to break out throughout the server. This led to Johnny enlisting the help of one of the first person experienced with automated nuking named Karineko. Together they nuked the server completely as well as making hundreds of nonsense channels and roles in mere seconds. The server managed to recover but it was obvious that it wouldn't last for much longer.

Doctor j renovates his Make Amurica Great Again server into [[Old York Sex City]]. Even though he was still disliked, many Theno Empire members were desperate for a new server to talk in. Doctor j slowly starts to win over the community and eventually becomes just as liked as Theno was. He managed to keep both servers atleast semi active but soon enough [[Old York Sex City]] was far more active than the Theno Empire. One day while in VC in [[Old York Sex City|Old York]], [[Lul]] and Wry decide to nuke the Theno Empire and no one makes any attempt to save it since they had all moved on to [[Old York Sex City|Old York]].
[[Category:Gondal]]

Hans

2024-10-24T01:29:44Z

CriticalHans: update to gfta section and added hge

Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, tycoonist, and ex-dreamsexual, who came to relevance during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] and [[Holy Gondal Empire]], but was in both the original [[Kevinia]] and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] after the Trollmaster coup and [[Holy Gondal Empire]], famously accepting the role as President of both servers to implement more accepting policies. He also used to be a prominent member of [[r/dreamgender]] and [[Dreamsexuals United]] until both servers were eventually nuked. {{Infobox user
| name = Hans
| image = Hans.webp
| caption = Artist is Mezmacko on Tumblr
| discordtag = xcriticalhans
| discordid = 855711345235197952
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] (formerly), [[Kevinia]], [[NBA ALL STARS]] (formerly), [[Hans Tank Brigade]] (formerly), [[Red Cup Conspiracy]],
[[r/dreamgender]] (formerly), [[Dreamsexuals United]] (formerly)
| redditname = u/MrWoozieHans
| othernames = xCriticalHans, CriticalHans, Dreamgender Supersoldier
| age = 19
| gender = Male
| steam = https://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/
}}

== The Beginning (April - July 2021) ==
After getting out of a long-term relationship, Hans was looking to expand his social circle and find other people who shared common interests with him. He joined multiple small servers to find new people to hang out with, but it never truly clicked. Eventually, he would come across a certain individual named [[Everr]], with whom he formed a close bond after meeting him off of the Yggdrasil bot's userphone feature. Together, they trolled in and messed with a server filled with 14-year-olds who were all in some sort of uncanny polygamous relationship with each other. Hans also decided to invite one of his own friends that had a nuke bot to that server in hopes of getting it deleted for their weird behavior. His friend would go on to nuke the entire server by deleting and making new channels that were all called "bhops-in-and-cums". Throughout the chaos, he also met Lily, who was affiliated with the Gondal lore, and invited him to [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. Although Hans never really talked in Gondal servers, he would still play a small part in each one until he participated in a bigger role during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]].

=== NBA ALL STARS ===
Originally intended to be a private server between his irl friends, Hans would end up inviting [[Everr]] and some of his new friends that he met off of [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]] and [[r/dreamgender]] to the server for it to become more active. The server would undergo various changes, including making themes for the server by changing the icon & name of the server, renaming everyone to fit the theme, and inviting new bots that seemed interesting and appealing to server members. Although the server would go by many names, most people recognize it as "NBA ALL STARS" because of it being basketball-themed and everyone being named after the [https://www.nba.com/news/history-nba-legends NBA's greatest players of all time] . On October 15th, 2021, Hans's account was deleted by Discord, meaning that the server lost its ownership since he was unable to transfer it to his alt account, and had to be archived.

=== Hans Tank Brigade ===
Since Hans lost his ownership to NBA ALL STARS, he created a new server called "Hans Tank Brigade" to give his friends a new place to talk in. Not many significant things happened, however the main attraction of the server was a fun currency bot called "TacoBot" that many members would enjoy using. Conflict would soon arise after Hans offered to give people owner if they invited more people since the server started dying. This would backfire though, because many members started arguing with each other and begging Hans to give them owner. Most of the channels would then get deleted by Lily since she had admin perms and was mad that Hans wouldn't let her ban people. The server was then archived as a result, and many of his friends decided to stick with talking in group chats instead, leading to the creation of Hans GC a few months later.

== r/dreamgender (July - December 2021) ==
For context, being a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] is a [[wikipedia:Satire|satirical]] sexuality and gender where people show their love and desire for the popular ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]].'' This was during a time where many people were obsessed with watching Dream's content that stans would go out of their way to devote their entire lives to him. There has also been controversies surrounding this fake sexuality where it has been considered offensive to the LGBTQ+ community. This is not Hans' intention though, because all he wanted to do was troll people into believing he was extremely obsessed with ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', despite never actually watching any of his videos.
[[File:Dreamgender server.jpg|thumb|350x350px|r/dreamgender in it's former glory days]]

=== Joining r/dreamgender ===
When Hans first joined the server, he couldn't tell if the people there were being ironic or not. To test the waters, he started talking about how [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] is the best speed runner ever and that he would "do anything to meet with him." To his surprise, most members, and even some of the staff members, started agreeing with what Hans was saying and then proceeded to share their [[wikipedia:Satire|satirical]] fantasies about the popular YouTuber. Hans felt like he fit right in with this server, so he started baiting new people that would join the server into believing he was just some kid that was weirdly obsessed with [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']]. Those who couldn't sense the [[wikipedia:Satire|satire]] took the bait, got enraged by what Hans was saying, and ended up being ridiculed by him, which is what Hans believed to be the start of his irony career. He would go on to meet several other individuals from this server, such as Dakota, Piro, [[Mikanyal]], NuIlified, Invalid, and many more.

=== The Death of Hans' Original Account ===
On the night of September 14th, 2021, Hans and his great pal NuIlified were pretending that they were 9 years old ''as a joke'' to mess with people that despised ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''. One such user that went by the name "Symp" was having enough of their mischief by calling them a bunch of nazis and started to argue with both of them. He would then report their messages that stated they were underage to [https://discord.fandom.com/wiki/Trust_and_Safety Discord's Trust & Safety Team] because Hans and NuIlified were completely unaware that it was against [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. The next morning, both of them woke up to find out their accounts were disabled. Although Discord would not give NuIlified a reason to why his account was disabled, Hans would receive an email that stated nobody under the age of 13 was allowed on the platform, despite Hans being 16 years old at the time. He proceeded to send an appeal to verify that he isn't underage, but it seemed to have gone nowhere since Discord never sent a response back. A month passed with no word from Discord and his account, alongside NuIlified's account, would be deleted, which would also soft lock him out his own server "NBA ALL STARS" since he no longer had ownership. Hans would then move to his alt account and call it his main from now on. REST IN PEACE Hans#6596 (September 1st, 2017 - October 15th, 2021).

=== The YouTube Video Incident ===
Hans and his friends (NuIlified, Dakota, and Lily) were having a normal conversation with each other in the server until two new members joined, "tommysmp" and "Ranboomylove <3". They initially appeared to be typical trolls, exhibiting common [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] behaviors such as one of them asking, "Who do you guys stan??" Unfortunately they wouldn't go too far as they ended up getting muted by an automod for saying "tommyinnit", which was one of the blacklisted words in the server. Hans and the others didn't really think anything of what just happened and went back to talking to each other. A month later, one of the server members would inform Dakota that there was ANOTHER YouTube video made about the server. As it turns out, the people behind the two mysterious accounts would be a semi-famous Australian YouTuber known as ''[https://www.youtube.com/@GliderGuy/ Glider Guy]'' and his friend [https://www.youtube.com/@Dacept ''Dacept'']. They made a collaboration video together titled, "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNe_-qYGePc&t=145s I Went UNDERCOVER In A Dream Stan Discord Server And Got Banned...]" to infiltrate multiple [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] servers while disguised as [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] stans to see what the people in those servers were like. The video would gain almost 2 million views and 87k+ likes, making it ''[https://www.youtube.com/@GliderGuy Glider Guy]''<nowiki/>'s third most popular video on his channel. Hans would be featured in their video under the alias "Dreamgender Supersoldier" and was featured from 3:15 to 5:07.

== Gondal: From The Ashes (April - June 2024) ==
Hans joined [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] from his friend Trollmaster through Hans GC, being the first Kevinian to do so around the time many new people were joining the server. Although Hans held the position of Vice President during Trollmaster's presidency, he eventually became the president after Trollmaster was couped and voted out by the Gondalian council, with [[Everr]] serving as Hans' vice president. Hans was also the leader of the Gondalian Nationalist Party (GNP), where he implemented policies such as Gondalian equal rights, monitoring of Gondalian politicans, bot/AI rights, Gondalian Imperialism, and strict newgen immigration. He also pledged to find many inspirational ways for [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] to increase it's member count and to make the server more active. Many people were satisfied with his new reforms, but would unfortunately lose the next elections due to it being rigged by [[Wry]], a prominent member of the [[Federal Troll Agency]] that many Gondalians heavily disliked.

During [[Wry]]'s presidency, [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] became very inactive because nobody liked the fact that [[Wry]] was president and other people from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] were in charge. All of the active members, including Hans, moved to [[Kevinia]] temporarily since there was a planned revolution that was waiting to happen to overthrow [[Wry]]. However, there was still some resistance within [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]] that was already making moves, which Hans and his friends were a part of. His friend Piro somehow had perms and decided to give them to both Hans and [[Everr]] so they can start messing around. Hans started deleting almost every single message that was made by [[Wry]] and other [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]] members, changing the season 4 role "Federal Intervention" to "Federal TYRANNY!", and giving all the political roles perms that could kick and timeout people so that other people could also resist. Unfortunately, despite it being 3 in the morning when all of this was unfolding, [[Wry]] noticed what was happening and took away their perms. He also tried muting Hans for "ruining his jokes", but Hans was still able to bypass it because he kept getting unmuted by [[Everr]].

[[Gondal: From The Ashes]] ended up getting nuked by Trollmaster because he wanted his own way of liberating the server from [[Wry]]'s tyranny by kicking almost everyone. The server then died for some time, but got revived when it was announced that the server was going to turn into a ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' themed server and being renamed to "Gondalcraft", since [[Heckknok]] wanted to make a ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' server. Hans was granted his President role back since he would've been the real winner of the last election. Although he wasn't planning on running in the next election, Hans did what he could with the last few days of his presidency by just moderating. He also helped [[Heckknok]] choose what mods were going to be used for the ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' server, where he chose some cool weapon mods and a survival mod that made the game even harder.

== Holy Gondal Empire (July 2024 - Present Day) ==
After [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] got shut down and archived due to the server getting raided by pedophiles, a new server would emerge that combined both [[Kevinia]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA]], and Red Cup Conspiracy together, creating what is known as the [[Holy Gondal Empire]]. Hans was one of the first members to join and was even given perms to help set the server up. For a while, Hans just ran as a Council member with not so many perms, but something he could work with for most of the time. After the [[Holy Gondal Empire#8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident|8/4/24 Incident]], he was given the "Ogulonical" role, which had every single perm, by [[Ara]]'s friend Ignas to help rebuild the server since it was nuked.

=== Political Actions ===
Gondal politics returned in the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], but it didn't seem like it wasn't as big as it used to be in previous Gondal servers since many newgens weren't taking it seriously. [[Everr]] wanted political wars to happen, so he urged Hans to return to Gondal politics and to campaign for presidency because he believed that Hans would be successful as he was in [[Gondal: From The Ashes]].

==== The Third Presidential Election ====
Hans created his own political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN), which is based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. His policies that he was campaigning for were similar to those when he was president in [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], where he promised rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, and to protect the server from Gondal's enemies.

Hans' main political opponent was [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] of TEH EPIC PARTY (TEP) who was campaigning for expanding Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. Political drama was starting to brew up as [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while Hans criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server. Hans started making propaganda advocating for OFN rule, while [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was focusing on other things like making a website for Gondal that ended up going nowhere. Both of them agreed to debate each other in VC, but it never ended up happening since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled for the debate was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining. Hans' prediction about [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] turned out to be true when he tried to manually nuke the server. Although the damages that were made were minimal, with two bots getting kicked and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] getting banned for no reason, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was temporarily banned and his political party was shut down.

A new political party soon emerged that was called the Joker Party (JP), which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Both the Joker Party and the OFN started clashing with each other when Hans generated an AI image of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] saying "VOTE FOR OFN!". However, a deal was made between Hans and [[Gabeolo]] to cease all criticism of each other and to merge the two parties together, but it never happened since it was not recognized [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and didn't know it was happening.

When the elections finally began, Hans was able to hang onto most votes compared to other political parties, although there was an attempted rigging by a very mischievous person. In the end, Hans and the OFN ended up winning the Third Presidential Election and was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.
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CriticalHans: season 5 & 6 wip

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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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Wry, who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from Wry, pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named "Amber" instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is Cubebox, with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

== Season 5: DEATH OF CELENA ==
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=== The Death of Celena ===
After getting constantly harassed from various members, [[Celblx|Celena]] decided to leave because she was tired of getting made fun of. Another legend down.

MORE COMING SOON! THIS SECTION IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

== Season 6: Return of Patryk ==
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=== Patryk's Return ===
[[Patryk]] decided to return to Gondal after previously leaving for getting things sent to his house and receiving harassment from malicious actors. He says that he won't use Discord on his computer anymore since people were logging into his "patryk_la_vista" account and got it deleted for saying he was under 13 years old (which he obviously isn't.), but will instead use Discord on mobile from now on. Many people were happy to see him back and welcomed his return.
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Holy Gondal Empire

2024-10-19T03:04:10Z

CriticalHans: updated member count + added hyperlinks to "sigma rizzus"

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| users = 530+
| owner = ara, samsuth and everr
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| founded = July 14th, 2024
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server.

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]]. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, [[Wry]] (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't [[Wry]] that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named [https://irony.wiki/wiki/The_Curse_of_Amber_Hill "Amber"] instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, [[Special:MyLanguage/Jake101|Jake101]], after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|<translate> A video by Sigma Rizzus explaining the situation</translate>]]
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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|[[Sigma Rizzus]]' steam library being exposed.
File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

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2024-10-19T02:53:54Z

CriticalHans: fixing some stuff

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[[File:The least nonsensical boogytoons video.mp4|thumb|THE LEAST NONSENSICAL BOOGYTOONS VIDEO]]
'''Sillyfun.vr''' (more commonly known as '''Sillyfun''') is a [[The Irony Hub]] user who is infamously known to spread child phonography within servers and people that were associated with the Irony community. He first joined a non irony server; Crispy Discords, Crispy Discords is owned by a Youtuber named "Crispy Concords".

After getting done with alting on Crispy Discords, he joined [[Dogelore]] where he was consistently bullied for acting immature and being involved in very sexually weird conversations. Later on dogelore someone known as "me lon" would create screenshots that were taken out of context to get him banned, and a day after he'd be banned for the reasoning: “alt perhaps but mostly weird and nobody liked him so”

After being banned on dogelore, sillyfun seeked new servers to join. He was banned off of [[Whenthe]] and [[Peternity]] for the same reasons as he was banned from other servers. He joined [[The Irony Hub]] to talk about his ban in dogelore. soon after he sent softcore porn a moderator that is now demoted contained sillyfun for SEVEN. FUCKING. MONTHS. he kept asking until one day suspiciously after sussyjamaica was banned from irony hub diogo decided to finally uncontain him. Unfortunately for sillyfun, he was banned a week later for calling diogo racial slurs for containing him because he kept talking about another user. He was also banned because he continously sent youtube shorts from a channel known as "Boogytoons", this content was basically tiktok/shorts audio over animations. This is one of the reasons why he was banned. He was also accused of being a [[Sussyjamaica]] alt since he became more active after he was unbanned.

Sillyfun is mostly notorious for being affiliated with [[Sussyjamaica]], because it turns out that he is his brother that kept sending his penis to people, and being the only active user with the most bans in irony hub (3 whole bans). He is also notorious for his boogytoons circlejerk.
[[File:Sillyfuns skibidi toilet ohio super duper aweosme art.png|thumb|Sillyfuns art ]]
{{Quote|Thanks for banning sillyfun he was annoying as shit, a dm spammer and a literal child|Average irony hub user}}
After being unbanned for the 2nd time, sillyfun began his “redemption ark”

Overnight, sillyfun went from an annoying child that everyone hates to an average, albeit bad, beginner artist.

He is on a mission to draw everyone in irony hub. He has drawn [[Werp]], [[Yoshigga]], and [[Convivial]] (jokingly)

However, this doesn’t mean that sillyfun isn’t hated anymore. Many users rejoice when sillyfun is banned, due to his past nature of course.

Sillyfun after being banned, went on a tyrant, He sent child pornography in peoples dms in [[The Irony Hub]]. No clue why he decided to do this all of the sudden. But people are left to believe he has a personal issue going on with his life.

He kept doing this illegal activity until the cobsons playpen channel was removed (containment room but has image perms)

If anyone sees sillyfun, report this illegal activity to

https://report.cybertip.org/

Stay safe.

{{Quote|Enjoy my 10 year old brothers dick, nigger|Sillyfun.vr}}

== Sillyfun raids Gondal ==
During July 2024, Sillyfun and his alts would join the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] from an invite by Sussyjamaica.

Sillyfun streamed his little brother in one of the VCs and on another account spammed his little brothers penis. The accounts would get reported and banned, and [[Sussyjamaica]] was to be blamed. [[Sussyjamaica]] would get banned from Gondal for his affiliation with Sillyfun and the events that had happened.

Check: [[Holy Gondal Empire#7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation|Holy Gondal Empire: The Catman Situation]]

Later on in October, it was revealed that Sillyfun was the brother of [[Sussyjamaica]], which perfectly explains why the two hang out with each other all the time. It's like everything makes sense now, doesn't it?
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2024-10-19T02:51:26Z

CriticalHans: THE TRUTH ABOUT SILLYFUN

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| discordid = 1000239614491103334
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| othernames = Super Sillyfun
| subboxes = {{Server subbox | server = Dogelore | status = Banned | roles = {{role|Regular Doge|#0}} | joined = august whatever I forgot | banned = also august I forgot}}

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[[File:The least nonsensical boogytoons video.mp4|thumb|THE LEAST NONSENSICAL BOOGYTOONS VIDEO]]
'''Sillyfun.vr''' (more commonly known as '''Sillyfun''') is a slightly known [[The Irony Hub]] user who is infamously known to spread child phonography withing servers and people that were associated with the Irony community. He first joined a non irony server; Crispy Discords, Crispy Discords is owned by a Youtuber named "Crispy Concords".

After getting done with alting on Crispy Discords, he joined [[Dogelore]] where he was consistently bullied for acting immature and being involved in very sexually weird conversations. Later on dogelore someone known as "me lon" would create screenshots that were taken out of context to get him banned, and a day after he'd be banned for the reasoning: “alt perhaps but mostly weird and nobody liked him so”

After being banned on dogelore, sillyfun seeked new servers to join. He was banned off of [[Whenthe]] and [[Peternity]] for the same reasons as he was banned from other servers. He joined [[The Irony Hub]] to talk about his ban in dogelore. soon after he sent softcore porn a moderator that is now demoted contained sillyfun for SEVEN. FUCKING. MONTHS. he kept asking until one day suspiciously after sussyjamaica was banned from irony hub diogo decided to finally uncontain him. Unfortunately for sillyfun, he was banned a week later for calling diogo racial slurs for containing him because he kept talking about another user. He was also banned because he continously sent youtube shorts from a channel known as "Boogytoons", this content was basically tiktok/shorts audio over animations. This is one of the reasons why he was banned. He was also accused of being a [[Sussyjamaica]] alt since he became more active after he was unbanned.

Sillyfun is mostly notorious for being affiliated with [[Sussyjamaica]], because it turns out that he is his brother that kept sending his penis to people, and being the only active user with the most bans in irony hub (3 whole bans). He is also notorious for his boogytoons circlejerk.
[[File:Sillyfuns skibidi toilet ohio super duper aweosme art.png|thumb|Sillyfuns art ]]
{{Quote|Thanks for banning sillyfun he was annoying as shit, a dm spammer and a literal child|Average irony hub user}}
After being unbanned for the 2nd time, sillyfun began his “redemption ark”

Overnight, sillyfun went from an annoying child that everyone hates to an average, albeit bad, beginner artist.

He is on a mission to draw everyone in irony hub. He has drawn [[Werp]], [[Yoshigga]], and [[Convivial]] (jokingly)

However, this doesn’t mean that sillyfun isn’t hated anymore. Many users rejoice when sillyfun is banned, due to his past nature of course.

Sillyfun after being banned, went on a tyrant, He sent child pornography in peoples dms in [[The Irony Hub]]. No clue why he decided to do this all of the sudden. But people are left to believe he has a personal issue going on with his life.

He kept doing this illegal activity until the cobsons playpen channel was removed (containment room but has image perms)

If anyone sees sillyfun, report this illegal activity to

https://report.cybertip.org/

Stay safe.

{{Quote|Enjoy my 10 year old brothers dick, nigger|Sillyfun.vr}}

== Sillyfun raids Gondal ==
During July 2024, Sillyfun and his alts would join the [[Holy Gondal Empire]] from an invite by Sussyjamaica.

Sillyfun streamed his little brother in one of the VCs and on another account spammed his little brothers penis. The accounts would get reported and banned, and Sussyjamaica was to be blamed. SJ would get banned from Gondal for his affiliation with Sillyfun and the events that had happened.

Check: [[Holy Gondal Empire#7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation|Holy Gondal Empire: The Catman Situation]]

Later on in October, it was revealed that Sillyfun was the brother of [[Sussyjamaica]], which perfectly explains why the two hang out with each other all the time. It's like everything makes sense now, doesn't it?
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Sussyjamaica

2024-10-19T02:36:21Z

CriticalHans: THE TRUTH ABOUT SUSSYJAMAICA (AND SILLYFUN)

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| name = sussyjamaica
| image = Bagel.jpg
| discordtag = sussyjamaica
| discordid = 1005638741945237604
| servers = [[Whenthe]] (formerly), [[The Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Irony Hub]] (formerly), [[Dogelore]] (formerly), [[OkayBuddyRetard]] (formerly), [[Holy Gondal Empire]]
| othernames = Aflop Alfred, Sigma Rizzus
| irlname = Evan
| age = 15
| gender = Male
| residence = Washington D.C., United States
}}

Sussyjamaica, also known as Sigma Rizzus, is a former member of [[The Irony Hub]]. He is known for creating alts, and surpassing [[LTC]]'s number of alts in one server.
Sussyjamaica is also a former [[Dogelore]] member, being contained in the [[The Irony Hub|Irony Hub]] for boosting Dogelore twice.

Notably associated with [[Sillyfun.vr]], since usually you only ever see them together... i wonder why... READ THE TRUTH DOWN BELOW

== THE TRUTH ==
After some investigation from members from the [[Holy Gondal Empire]], it turned out that he was secretly seeking refuge within the server by going under the alias "Sigma Rizzus". It was also revealed that [[Sillyfun.vr|Sillyfun]] was his little brother, who is infamous for sending CP to many members within the Irony community

Although he made an entire website dedicated to Gondal and had power within the server due to participating in Gondal politics, he has done many controversial things such as saving a photo of [[Patryk]]'s penis, not understanding age of consent laws, tried generating an AI image of CP, and even sending CP.

He tried numerous times to lie himself out of the situation he's in by convincing people he was "hacked" by Sussyjamaica (which turned out to be himself so his lie didn't check out). He also told people that he wasn't located in Florida, but actually Washington D.C., proving this by saying there used to be a Wendy's near him. However, it seems with all the things he was saying just made things worse for him because nobody was believing his bs.

Dingus

2024-09-23T18:38:08Z

CriticalHans: oh dingus.... oh dingus...

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|+'''<big>⚠ WARNING ⚠</big>'''
|This person is currently wanted by the Russian government for committing international war crimes. If you have any information regarding this individual, you can submit an anonymous tip [https://niggafart.com/ here]. Thank you for your cooperation.
|}
'''Dingus''' is a Westernized Serbian crack addict who frequently sends videos of himself in the [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] and [[Holy Gondal Empire]] [[wikipedia:Snapchat|Snapchat]] group chat threatening random people in his city with a brick. He has also helped [[wikipedia:Main_Directorate_of_Intelligence_(Ukraine)|Ukrainian counter-intelligence]] destroy two [[wikipedia:S-400_missile_system|S-400 missile systems]], kill 10 vatnik soldiers, and destroy Russian ammo depots. He is now criminally charged with "international terrorism" by the Russian government for doing such a thing. This Dingus guy sounds like a HERO to me!

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| image = Dingus.webp
| discordtag = dingulus
| discordid = 395792170499440643
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] (formerly)
| othernames = Ellie
| age = 24
| gender = Male
| residence = Novi Sad, Serbia
}}

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-09-20T17:56:05Z

CriticalHans: update to 3rd presidential elections

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| image_size = 150
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah
| id = 1262025749838430268
| users = 350+
| owner = Current Owners: ara and everr
Former Owner: Heckknok
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| founder = ara
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]]. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, [[Wry]] (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't [[Wry]] that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named [https://irony.wiki/wiki/The_Curse_of_Amber_Hill "Amber"] instead.
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[[File:Wry Is a fag.mp3|thumb|272x272px|<translate> "Wry Is a fag", the song that was on the CD</translate>]]
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, [[Special:MyLanguage/Jake101|Jake101]], after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, and it was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to bypass his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards [[Patryk]]'s house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] went batshit crazy and left the server, like he always does. He soon realized that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. He decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website to keep up with current events within HGE that was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

[[Patryk]] also made a few silly [[wikipedia:3D_Movie_Maker|3DMM]] skits that promoted the OFN party that were about [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAKZ-sCd_2M CP being banned on HGE] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wrJowOjFe4 to not vote RedDark for Council, but to vote Patryk for Council instead].

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

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CriticalHans: GONDAL THIRD PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS 2024

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Former Owner: Heckknok
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]]. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, [[Wry]] (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't [[Wry]] that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named [https://irony.wiki/wiki/The_Curse_of_Amber_Hill "Amber"] instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, [[Special:MyLanguage/Jake101|Jake101]], after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|<translate> A video by Sigma Rizzus explaining the situation</translate>]]
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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

Even after deactivation, [[Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
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File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website which was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize with each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

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Ara

2024-09-20T02:46:16Z

CriticalHans: the ara lore

{{Infobox user
| name = Ara
| image = Ara Gondal.png
| discordtag = arandem534
| discordid = 1054520808371920996
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] (formerly)
| age = 18
| gender = Male
| residence = United Kingdom
| steam = https://steamcommunity.com/id/jazztheyid
| links =
}}

Ara is an infamous brit who is the owner of [[Holy Gondal Empire]] and former owner of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] who's sigma as can be 😈😈😈

{{Quote|I hate my life and I wanna die, I ain't got no iPhone.|Ara|Being in Ohio}}

== Ara Lore ==
Ara participated in a Roblox raiding group that was known as the "Tic Tac Army", where people dressed up as [[wikipedia:Tic_Tac|TicTacs]] and raided café games during the 2018-2020 period. He ended up becoming one of the head raiders of the group due to his hard work of raiding, where he would eventually meet someone named Layla, whom he seemed to be very close with.

Layla invited and introduced Ara to the [[Federal Troll Agency]] where he would stay in and talk to other people, despite Layla leaving a week after inviting him. He later decided to switch sides to Gondal due to disliking [[Federal Troll Agency|FTA]]'s members, and he came up with a plan to nuke their server that [[Rezi|Chilldown]] ultimately foiled after snitching on him.

Ara invited Layla to Gondal where she was immediately liked by everyone, but would eventually be dropped off of the face of the face of the Earth and nowhere to be found, except for Roblox.

In April 2024, Ara came together with [[Heckknok]] to create [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] as a simple revival server for Gondal since many of their servers would end up getting either deleted or nuked. After that server was archived, he collaborated with [[Heckknok]] and [[Everr]] to make a new Gondal server that was called [[Holy Gondal Empire]], which is where Ara resides today.
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Sharty Raid

2024-09-16T20:53:48Z

CriticalHans: nice try shartians

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In March of 2023, a post was made on the '''Soyjak.party''' forum, also commonly known as "'''Sharty'''", about [[Awesome Planet]], a successor to places like the fourth [[OkBuddyRetard|r/okbuddyretard]] server and [[Irony Hub]].
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In total, three raid threads were made for Awesome Planet.

{{Quote|Hidden sharty server with possible janny connections|Chud}}

==First Thread (/soy/)==

On March 16, 2023, the first thread would be made, telling users to bully a certain active user by the name of [[Vicey]]. The Soyjak.party users would quickly realize that, in some form or another, Awesome Planet is connected to their own forum as Awesome Planet has a somewhat large amount of people who specialise in spreading "Sharty" culture through the Irony Hemisphere, sending somewhat mentally deprived Soyjak memes, and other things related to Soyjak.party. The spread of what is known as "Sharty Culture" really only began in early 2023, when a lot of users began discovering the "revival" of Soyjak memes. Though some members of Irony Hub did actually discover this renaissance a bit earlier in 2022.

Users would first discover that content such as [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYXU4Ir4-8GPeP4lKT9aevhyhbSoHR04M Ongezellig], a Dutch cartoon series by [https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassaAnimatie Studio Massa], is actually quite popular in [[Awesome Planet]]. Characters from the show are often reposted on the Sharty, much to many users' dismay. They found that a few users had Ongezellig characters as their profile picture, as well as some who had theirs as soyjaks. They would also find out that the place is connected to [[OkBuddyRetard]]. A few minutes later, someone searched "sharty" and "zellig" within the discord searchbox, having 53 and 41 results respectively. After this incredible discovery a few Soyjak.party users would raid [[Awesome Planet]], however this wouldn't end up going anywhere at all and didn't leave much besides a few bans.

The thread would be deleted for not going by the Soyjak.party rules, and using the forums' /soy/ board to use it as a place to "discuss Discord drama".

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==Second Thread (/raid/)==
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[[File:Anotherone.png|thumb|227x227px]]The second thread would be made shortly after the first one was deleted. The few raiders that joined would ask questions to the mods, if the server is somehow connected to "Sharty Culture" and so on, an admin of the server, [[truckmonth]] would deny it all, stating that "It's not" connected to the forums in any way.

Afterwards though, the thread would be deleted because the OP said that they didn't want to give the server more members. How generous.

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==Third Thread (/raid/ → /incel/)==
The third thread was created moments after the second thread was deleted. A janny moved the thread to /incel/, causing some interest to disappear. A few days later, [[Awesome Planet]] would end up losing the gg/okbr invite, thus making it impossible for the 'teens to join the server. One of the users would actually almost fully be able to solve the "puzzle of the irony hemisphere", learning that the server is connected to servers such as OkBR, Irony Hub, and so forth.[[File:Quick rundown.png|center|thumb|"Quick Rundown"]]

A few days after this thread was made, a new rule was added to the site banning threads that promote Discord servers which are harmful to the site. However, the thread managed to stay open and was revived a few times after the creation of this article. It was finally deleted in early June 2023, likely due to being slided.

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== Later Threads ==

Another thread was created on April 1, 2023, when the site became Discord-themed for April Fools' day. Unlike the previous threads, this was mainly Irony Hub users talking about the now-deleted server and its [[Irony Hub/List of admins and mods|mods]]. By the following day, it was removed.
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R/dreamgender

2024-09-10T23:10:35Z

CriticalHans: moving the infoboxes again

{{incomplete}}{{Cmbox|class=background-color:white|style=color:black|text='''ATTENTION!''' If you have any information regarding the '''r/dreamgender''' subreddit and/or server (screenshots, videos, stories, posts, etc.), please reach out to Hans at "xcriticalhans" on Discord or add your own bit to the page, thank you!|textstyle=CSS values|type=content}}
'''r/dreamgender''' was both a subreddit and Discord server that was centered around worshipping and [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stan stanning] the popular ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''. Many of its users identified themselves as "dreamgender" or "dreamsexual", which refers to the sexual orientation that regards the attraction, admiration, and identification towards ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', as described by the ''[[wikipedia:Know_Your_Meme|Know Your Meme]]''<nowiki/>'s [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender page explaining what the two terms mean]. Although many people could not tell if their users were just joking about being overly obsessed with ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'' or were dead serious about it, the entire thing would end up being [[wikipedia:Satire|satire]]. Both the subreddit and Discord server are not associated with the people who started dreamgender/dreamsexual [https://x.com/lgbtizm/status/1289107419369545729 as a thing on Twitter], since the owners just wanted to make their own group for themselves. The Discord server ended up getting nuked on December 6th, 2021, and the subreddit was banned on February 12th, 2022 for [https://www.redditinc.com/policies/user-agreement-september-25-2023 promoting hate speech].

{{Infobox subreddit
| status = banned
| subscribers = 6,700+
| owner = Jupiter (zokti), flvmpt0, and u/viche1
| founded = January 28th, 2021
| founder = Jupiter (zokti) and flvmpt0
| link = https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/
| name = r/dreamgender (subreddit)
| image = Dreamgender flag.png
| caption = "a subreddit for dream, dreamsmp, dreamgenders and dreamsexuals"
| defunct = February 12th, 2022
}}{{Infobox Discord server
| name = r/dreamgender (discord server)
| image = Dreamgender banner 1.jpg
| image caption = "a discord server for dreamgenders, dreamsexuals, dream fans and allies to hang out!"
| status = nuked
| users = 2,000+
| owner = u/viche1 and Jupiter (zokti)
| founded = March 15th, 2021
| defunct = December 6th, 2021
| founder = u/viche1
}}
== Important Information ==
Many people were confused with the terms about the sexual orientation towards [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']], so u/viche1 decided to make an entire channel on the Discord server explaining what the terms mean.

=== Dreamgender/Dreamsexual ===
Dreamgender is the love for [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] and his content or [[wikipedia:Dream_SMP|''Dream SMP'']] (the series, not his members) to a point where it becomes your gender and a part of your identity, whereas Dreamsexual is being sexually attracted to [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] himself and his content.

=== Dreamphobe ===
A dreamphobe is somebody that dislikes [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] and his community, where they tend to discriminate fellow dreamgenders and dreamsexuals for being who they are as a person. Some nicknames they would commonly go by are "nazi", "snowflake", "scum", etc.

More information can be found on a ''[[wikipedia:Know_Your_Meme|Know Your Meme]]'' page explaining the sexualities in a more accurate way, which can be found [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender here].
== Subreddit ==
'''(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)'''

The r/dreamgender subreddit provided a safe-space for people who resonated with the sexuality and gender to share their own experiences and thoughts about [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']]. Most posts would be about copypastas made by people who were obsessed with [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]], calling out "dreamphobes.", people who could not sense satire and never got the joke, and dreamphobes who were trying to get the subreddit taken down. Although the subreddit would eventually be banned and many posts are lost, many archives of the subreddit were made using the [https://web.archive.org/web/20210201000000*/https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/ Wayback Machine] website with 31 submissions, which is plenty to work with.

=== Subreddit Basics ===

==== Rules ====
As shown in a [https://web.archive.org/web/20210203183801/https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/comments/lbumi1/rules_for_rdreamgender_updated/ pinned post] that was made by the founder, Jupiter, the rules for the subreddit were pretty simple for most people to follow, which are as listed:

* Must either be an ally to dreamgenders and dreamsexuals, be dreamgender or dreamsexual yourself.
* Do not be racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, ableist, ageist, classist, misogynistic, anti-semitic, or islamophobic.
* Try to keep political discussion to a minimum.
* Must be dreamgender, dreamsexual, or a dreamsexual/dreamgender ally.
* Be nice.
* Flair NSFW and spoilers.
* Love ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''.
* Make sure you're flaired, and make sure to flair your posts.
* Posts must be related to ''[[wikipedia:Dream_SMP|Dream SMP]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', dreamsexuality, dreamgenderism, or ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]''.
* Have fun!!!!

=== r/dreamgender Gets Banned ===
During early 2022, the subreddit would eventually get banned by Reddit for [https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/ violating Reddit's rule against promoting hate]. It is believed that the subreddit was taken down possibly due to the fact that being a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] is considered offensive to the LGBTQ+ community or either because ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'' himself didn't like people making a whole sexuality and gender out of him, as he stated in a deleted tweet.

== Discord Server ==
'''(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)'''

=== Server Basics ===

==== Rules ====

* Hate speech against ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', dreamgenderism, members of the Discord (dreamphobes or dreamgenders) is prohibited.
* Posting NSFW content is strictly prohibited.
* Not "flooding" the server with messages or copypastas, this is probably going to get you muted.
* Must either be an ally to dreamgenders and dreamsexuals, be dreamgender or dreamsexual yourself, dreamphobes are going to get dreamphobised.
* Love ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''.
* Posts must be related to ''[[wikipedia:Dream_SMP|Dream SMP]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', dreamsexuality, dreamgenderism, or [[wikipedia:Minecraft|''Minecraft'']].
* If you're dreamgender or a dreamphobe, you are not allowed to attack others "extremely". If you send death threats or attack someone, you will end up getting muted or banned.
* If you have @everyone perms, don't abuse them
* No [[wikipedia:Friday_Night_Funkin'|FNF]] fans allowed
* All sexualities/genders listed will be considered "nazism" if identified within the server or at all: ''valorantsexual/valorantgender'', ''genshinimpactsexual/genshinimpactgender'', ''tommyinnitsexual/tommyinnitgender''.
* No pedophiles, even if you're "joking"

==== Choosing a side ====
In order for someone to talk in the server, they must first be verified by choosing which side they stand by. A user will be granted 2 options, which are roles called "fellow dreamgender/ally" or "dreamphobe snowflake". If the user chooses the "fellow dreamgender/ally" role, they will be granted full access to the server. However, if the user chooses "dreamphobe snowflake", then they will be locked to only one channel where they can only talk to other dreamphobes. If a dreamphobe was caught being "funny" by selecting the dreamgender role instead of the dreamphobe one, they would either get the role removed or even possibly be banned.

== References ==
'''(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)'''

Holy Gondal Empire

2024-09-10T00:58:14Z

CriticalHans: little fixes + infobox update

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| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah
| users = 300+
| owner = Current Owners: ara and everr
Former Owner: Heckknok
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| founder = ara
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' and '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a vc battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the vc and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]]. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, [[Wry]] (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't [[Wry]] that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named [https://irony.wiki/wiki/The_Curse_of_Amber_Hill "Amber"] instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, [[Special:MyLanguage/Jake101|Jake101]], after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the east coast, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

even after deactivation, sigma still got banned for this. Maybe dont put ai in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to ban [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and some of the bots. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and Tardius, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join vc and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|Sigma Rizzus' steam library being exposed.
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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. and then, He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form.

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". It is unknown as to what he planned to do as president, since he never stated what his other political actions would be.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This party was led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president in the HGE and first president to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with BARELY any members.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal and has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as Magneto who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

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Holy Gondal Empire

2024-09-09T21:56:17Z

CriticalHans: 3rd prez elections + major fixes

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| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah
| users = 270+
| owner = ara, Heckknok and everr
| links = https://www.reddit.com/r/gonal/
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| founder = ara
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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', formerly '''Red Kevinian Cup''' or '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

== Server Workings == 

=== Political System === 


There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.


'''- President'''


To become eligible for the President role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.


Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the party's name and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.


Whenever elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.


'''- Vice President'''


The vice president method is a little more complicated.


All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.


Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.


Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.


'''- Council'''


The Council is a separate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.


To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.


If a president is impeached and the elected vice president takes over, the Council is not allowed to impeach the new president as they must let their term run to the end.


Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.


'''- Low Council'''


The Low Council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing this Irony Wiki page or other Gondal-related wikis, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term length for Low Council is the same as regular Council 1 week long.


'''- Voting System'''


The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.


The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, five members who are campaigning for Council and have won most votes will be elected immediately, as will the President.


On the 2nd day, it is simply a Vice President vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, as they may even be political rivals.


'''- Voting Rules'''


The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.


Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup == 

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception === 

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire == 

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng === 


For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a vc battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the vc and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform Patryk of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) === 

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[[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]] showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".


[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]]. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, [[Wry]] (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't [[Wry]] that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named [https://irony.wiki/wiki/The_Curse_of_Amber_Hill "Amber"] instead.
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== Season 2: Death of Heckknok == 

=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing === 


On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, [[Special:MyLanguage/Jake101|Jake101]], after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation === 


[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration === 


On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the east coast, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship == 

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' === 


The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using a computer sharing program called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.


With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignasijus still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.

=== '''8/10/2024 - The Second Presidential Election''' === 


The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celblx|Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celblx|Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celblx|Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celblx|Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

=== 8/14/2024 - Sigma Rizzus' Selfbots === 

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

even after deactivation, sigma still got banned for this. Maybe dont put ai in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to ban [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and some of the bots. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===
During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celblx|Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celblx|Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celblx|Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and Tardius, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join vc and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
File:Meessage.png|Sigma Rizzus' steam library being exposed.
File:Memeee.png|Proof that everr was gifted the game.
</gallery>

=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. and then, He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form.

==== Political Parties ====
The following political parties that are listed were those that participated in the third presidential elections.

===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====
The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====
Led by the experienced coder himself, [[Sigma Rizzus]] had a dream to expand Gondal past Discord by bringing it onto new platforms. He would make a website for Gondal to show off the abilities he has, although nobody would be able to make their own changes to the site (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website|The Gondal Website]]" for more info''). Unfortunately, he eventually disbanded his political party and dropped out of the elections after losing many of his voters due to his attempt to manually nuke the server.

===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". It is unknown as to what he planned to do as president, since he never stated what his other political actions would be.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
This party was led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president in the HGE and first president to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with ZERO members.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal and has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). Gabeolo also had a patriotic supporter known as Magneto who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

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Celblx

2024-09-09T02:30:02Z

CriticalHans: yeah!

=== CelBLX (also known as rubensimsbiggestfan42) ===
'''Status:''' Active, sadly

'''Joined:''' ███████

CelBLX, also known by the username '''rubensimsbiggestfan42''', is a recent addition to the Gondal community. Little is known about their true identity, sparking various theories and rumors. Some speculate that their real name could be '''Celena''' or '''Amari''', though this remains unconfirmed. Likewise, their origin is a topic of debate, with some suggesting they are from '''Toronto''', while others claim connections to '''Jordan''' or '''Indonesia'''.

Their gender is also a mystery, with some members proposing the possibility of them being '''transgender''', but no concrete information has surfaced. Despite the ambiguity surrounding their background, CelBLX has quickly become a topic of interest and discussion in Gondal, leaving their true persona a subject of ongoing speculation. They're also a pedophile and a huge fucking retard, not to mention they like generating cp with ai and doxxing others in gondal

In 2014, CelBLX started a fake Kickstarter campaign to crowdfund the creation of a "pony dating simulator" for bronies, the adult male fans of the children's television show ''[[wikipedia:My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''. The Kickstarter page said the simulator would comprise "a journey that spans multiple continents" and include "deep RPG elements." Devotees of the show who ostensibly took the project seriously pledged a total of $416 to the fundraiser before CelBLX decided to cancel it. Although the Kickstarter page would be considered lost media as it was taken down, many could still remember how much attention it received during that period.

Talk:Holy Gondal Empire

2024-09-09T02:21:03Z

CriticalHans: NOTHING EVER HAPPENED HERE

R/dreamgender

2024-09-09T02:14:41Z

CriticalHans: small edit

{{incomplete}}{{Cmbox|class=background-color:white|style=color:black|text='''ATTENTION!''' If you have any information regarding the '''r/dreamgender''' subreddit and/or server (screenshots, videos, stories, posts, etc.), please reach out to Hans at "xcriticalhans" on Discord or add your own bit to the page, thank you!|textstyle=CSS values|type=content}}
'''r/dreamgender''' was both a subreddit and Discord server that was centered around worshipping and [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stan stanning] the popular ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]'' YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''. Many of its users identified themselves as "dreamgender" or "dreamsexual", which refers to the sexual orientation that regards the attraction, admiration, and identification towards ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', as described by the ''[[wikipedia:Know_Your_Meme|Know Your Meme]]''<nowiki/>'s [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender page explaining what the two terms mean]. Although many people could not tell if their users were just joking about being overly obsessed with ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'' or were dead serious about it, the entire thing would end up being [[wikipedia:Satire|satire]]. Both the subreddit and Discord server are not associated with the people who started dreamgender/dreamsexual [https://x.com/lgbtizm/status/1289107419369545729 as a thing on Twitter], since the owners just wanted to make their own group for themselves. The Discord server ended up getting nuked on December 6th, 2021, and the subreddit was banned on February 12th, 2022 for [https://www.redditinc.com/policies/user-agreement-september-25-2023 promoting hate speech].

{{Infobox subreddit
| status = banned
| subscribers = 6,700+
| owner = Jupiter (zokti), flvmpt0, and u/viche1
| founded = January 28th, 2021
| founder = Jupiter (zokti) and flvmpt0
| link = https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/
| name = r/dreamgender (subreddit)
| image = Dreamgender flag.png
| caption = "a subreddit for dream, dreamsmp, dreamgenders and dreamsexuals"
| defunct = February 12th, 2022
}}

== Important Information ==
Many people were confused with the terms about the sexual orientation towards [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']], so u/viche1 decided to make an entire channel on the Discord server explaining what the terms mean.

=== Dreamgender/Dreamsexual ===
Dreamgender is the love for [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] and his content or [[wikipedia:Dream_SMP|''Dream SMP'']] (the series, not his members) to a point where it becomes your gender and a part of your identity, whereas Dreamsexual is being sexually attracted to [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] himself and his content.

=== Dreamphobe ===
A dreamphobe is somebody that dislikes [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']] and his community, where they tend to discriminate fellow dreamgenders and dreamsexuals for being who they are as a person. Some nicknames they would commonly go by are "nazi", "snowflake", "scum", etc.

More information can be found on a ''[[wikipedia:Know_Your_Meme|Know Your Meme]]'' page explaining the sexualities in a more accurate way, which can be found [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender here].{{Infobox Discord server
| name = r/dreamgender (discord server)
| image = Dreamgender banner 1.jpg
| image caption = "a discord server for dreamgenders, dreamsexuals, dream fans and allies to hang out!"
| status = nuked
| users = 2,000+
| owner = u/viche1 and Jupiter (zokti)
| founded = March 15th, 2021
| defunct = December 6th, 2021
| founder = u/viche1
}}
== Subreddit ==
'''(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)'''

The r/dreamgender subreddit provided a safe-space for people who resonated with the sexuality and gender to share their own experiences and thoughts about [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|''Dream'']]. Most posts would be about copypastas made by people who were obsessed with [[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]], calling out "dreamphobes.", people who could not sense satire and never got the joke, and dreamphobes who were trying to get the subreddit taken down. Although the subreddit would eventually be banned and many posts are lost, many archives of the subreddit were made using the [https://web.archive.org/web/20210201000000*/https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/ Wayback Machine] website with 31 submissions, which is plenty to work with.

=== Subreddit Basics ===

==== Rules ====
As shown in a [https://web.archive.org/web/20210203183801/https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/comments/lbumi1/rules_for_rdreamgender_updated/ pinned post] that was made by the founder, Jupiter, the rules for the subreddit were pretty simple for most people to follow, which are as listed:

* Must either be an ally to dreamgenders and dreamsexuals, be dreamgender or dreamsexual yourself.
* Do not be racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, ableist, ageist, classist, misogynistic, anti-semitic, or islamophobic.
* Try to keep political discussion to a minimum.
* Must be dreamgender, dreamsexual, or a dreamsexual/dreamgender ally.
* Be nice.
* Flair NSFW and spoilers.
* Love ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''.
* Make sure you're flaired, and make sure to flair your posts.
* Posts must be related to ''[[wikipedia:Dream_SMP|Dream SMP]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', dreamsexuality, dreamgenderism, or ''[[wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]''.
* Have fun!!!!

=== r/dreamgender Gets Banned ===
During early 2022, the subreddit would eventually get banned by Reddit for [https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/ violating Reddit's rule against promoting hate]. It is believed that the subreddit was taken down possibly due to the fact that being a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dreamsexual-dreamgender dreamsexual/dreamgender] is considered offensive to the LGBTQ+ community or either because ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'' himself didn't like people making a whole sexuality and gender out of him, as he stated in a deleted tweet.

== Discord Server ==
'''(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)'''

=== Server Basics ===

==== Rules ====

* Hate speech against ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', dreamgenderism, members of the Discord (dreamphobes or dreamgenders) is prohibited.
* Posting NSFW content is strictly prohibited.
* Not "flooding" the server with messages or copypastas, this is probably going to get you muted.
* Must either be an ally to dreamgenders and dreamsexuals, be dreamgender or dreamsexual yourself, dreamphobes are going to get dreamphobised.
* Love ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]''.
* Posts must be related to ''[[wikipedia:Dream_SMP|Dream SMP]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Dream_(YouTuber)|Dream]]'', dreamsexuality, dreamgenderism, or [[wikipedia:Minecraft|''Minecraft'']].
* If you're dreamgender or a dreamphobe, you are not allowed to attack others "extremely". If you send death threats or attack someone, you will end up getting muted or banned.
* If you have @everyone perms, don't abuse them
* No [[wikipedia:Friday_Night_Funkin'|FNF]] fans allowed
* All sexualities/genders listed will be considered "nazism" if identified within the server or at all: ''valorantsexual/valorantgender'', ''genshinimpactsexual/genshinimpactgender'', ''tommyinnitsexual/tommyinnitgender''.
* No pedophiles, even if you're "joking"

==== Choosing a side ====
In order for someone to talk in the server, they must first be verified by choosing which side they stand by. A user will be granted 2 options, which are roles called "fellow dreamgender/ally" or "dreamphobe snowflake". If the user chooses the "fellow dreamgender/ally" role, they will be granted full access to the server. However, if the user chooses "dreamphobe snowflake", then they will be locked to only one channel where they can only talk to other dreamphobes. If a dreamphobe was caught being "funny" by selecting the dreamgender role instead of the dreamphobe one, they would either get the role removed or even possibly be banned.

== References ==
'''(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)'''

Talk:Holy Gondal Empire

2024-09-09T02:08:34Z

CriticalHans:

== Hans has 3 dads ==

Hans has 3 dads [[Special:Contributions/2603:7081:23F0:9080:715D:A7EC:255B:1F3F|2603:7081:23F0:9080:715D:A7EC:255B:1F3F]] 02:00, 9 September 2024 (UTC)

:no i dont + you didn't make an account so ur IP just got leaked lol [[User:CriticalHans|CriticalHans]] ([[User talk:CriticalHans|talk]]) 02:02, 9 September 2024 (UTC)
:im pulling up right now that'll teach you not to shit talk the king [[User:Everr|Everr]] ([[User talk:Everr|talk]]) 02:05, 9 September 2024 (UTC)