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Gondal Jianghu

2025-05-23T18:21:36Z

Ara: No invite

{{Infobox Discord server
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| status = active
| id = 1371400405682229269
| users = 66
| owner = ara
| founded = May 12th, 2025
| founder = ara
}}after [[Ara]] & [[Hans]] nuked [[Neo Gondalia]], most people would end up moving to [[ironybruh]]'s [[Crazy Irony]], but soon after, some will leave due to the server being more different than usual Gondal activities (no spamming scat fetish porn, no newbies, etc.), and [[Patryk]] would stay out of Gondal for awhile because he wanted nothing to do with the servers or almost all of the members involved after being strictly advised to (despite being stalked by quite a few people), then months later, Ara would revive Gondal again, in the form of a new server called "'''Gondal Jianghu'''", bunch of people from previous Gondal servers would return, including [[Patryk]] himself, as well as some new people would join in, one of them coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], of all places.

2024-08-15T19:25:45Z

Ara: Updated member count

{{Infobox Discord server
| image = HolyGondalEmpireLogo.jpg
| image_size = 150
| status = active
| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah
| users = 160+
| owner = ara, Heckknok and everr
| founded = July 14th, 2024
| founder = ara
}}

The '''Holy Gondal Empire''' is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

== Server Workings ==

=== Political System ===
There is 4 types of political role in Gondal as a whole. The President, The Vice President, the Council, and the Low council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.

'''- President'''

To become eligible for the president role, you must be the leader of a political party. Political parties are a collective group that anyone can create, as long as they have a flag, a set of ideals and goals for the server, and a nominated vice president.

Upon creating a valid political party, a party role is created in the parties name, and is given to those who pledge allegiance to it.

When elections start, these parties are placed into a vote, and whatever party with the most votes will have their leader elected as the president of the server. Presidential terms last 2 weeks, in which another election will be held.

'''- Vice President'''

The vice president method is a little more complicated.

All party leaders must nominate a respective vice president for their party, and these people will be placed into the vice president vote.

Another way of obtaining a vice president is when a presidential runner-up fails the election, they are also placed into the vice president vote for a second chance at power.

Vice presidential terms last 2 weeks as well.

'''- council'''

The council are a seperate entity from the presidential government. They are there to represent the people, and if they decide a president is not good enough, they can collectively come together to vote to impeach said president, and in the event of that, the elected vice president will take over. There will only ever be an odd number of council, to avoid ties in a vote. Typically this number is 5.

To apply for council, all you have to do is state that in the respective channel. You will automatically be added to the votes.

If a president is impeached and the elected vice takes over, council is not allowed to impeach the new president, They must let their term run to the end.

Council terms are only a week long, meaning a president and vice president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.

'''- low council'''

The low council is not a role you can apply or vote for, it is more of a reward. To gain low council, you must be among either the top active members, editing the irony wiki, boosting or among the top people with the most invites to the server. The term lenth for low council is the same as regular council, 1 week long.

'''- voting system'''

The voting system is done in 2 parts, within 2 days.

The first day is the President and Council votes. At the end of this vote, the 5 council who win will be elected immediately, as will the president.

On the 2nd day, it is simply a vice president vote. The nominees would include the vice presidents chosen by the party leaders, and the presidential run-ups who failed to be elected on the first poll. Similarly to the president poll, this poll will only have 1 winner. There is no guarantee that the elected vice president will be from the same party as the elected president, they may even be political rivals

'''- voting rules'''

The only rule is there must be absolutely zero rigging of the votes. People found to be rigging will be disqualified.

Sabotage and political wars are fully encouraged because its hilarious.

== Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup ==

=== 07/14/2024 - The Conception ===
[[File:Very first gondal mergeRule.png|left|thumb|158x158px|The very first rule of the server.]]
During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire ==

=== 7/15/2024 - Patryk Vs. Stndpzng ===
For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a vc battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, Patryk had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the vc and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, Patryk was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. Patryk was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. Patryk would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times Patryk would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped Patryk avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform Patryk of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. Patryk turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, Patryk had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and Everr is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass Everr until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - Wry Hacks Patryk ===
[[File:Block wry PSA poster.jpg|thumb|228x228px|The PSA, in question.]]
[[Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. [[Wry]] then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when [[Wry]] messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call [[Wry]] gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what [[Wry]] has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. [[Wry]] showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates Discord's ToS. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".

[[Patryk]] tried enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on his new account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post] for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop Patryk though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at [[Wry]]. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. As of now, there seems to be no word from [[Wry]] since it seems he has faded away and left him alone entirely.
[[File:Wry Is a fag.mp3|thumb|272x272px|"Wry Is a fag", the song that is in the CD]]

== Season 2: Death of Heckknok ==
=== 7/19/2024 - Heckknok's passing ===
On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group Heckknok AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, [[Jake101]], after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ... ....

=== 7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation ===
[[Sillyfun.vr|Catman]], a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something his penis on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. [[Sussyjamaica]] then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

=== 7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration ===
On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the east coast, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by Keempa and Greasebeast shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship ==

=== '''8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident''' ===
The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Norman Helmuth Eiche]], otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal [[RedDark]], who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be an Estonian furry [[wikipedia:Team_Fortress_2|''Team Fortress 2'']] addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber ''[[wikipedia:Markiplier|Markiplier]]'', wanted Eiche to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. [[RedDark]] forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After Eiche was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that it would just follow and enforce his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. [[RedDark]] would then go on to make fun of Eiche in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that Eiche was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that [[RedDark]] had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using software called [https://parsec.app/ Parsec]. Because of this, Eiche was immediately impeached, disqualified from participating in any more elections, and was temporarily banned. It was also discovered that RedDark's true intentions to nuke the server was because he thought it was full of racists and pedophiles. However, [[RedDark]] is not able to sense irony and found out that the server is in fact NOT filled with racists and pedophiles.

With the server now in ruins, [[Ara]]’s friend Ignasijus gave himself admin perms after [[Ara]] forgot to remove the role management perms he gave him while back, in hopes of fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then start overusing his new powers by banning the most active members blindly, which turned out to be an unpopular decision. Eventually, [[Ara]] told him to stop due to Gondalians starting to protest against him and said he shouldn't use his powers at all, which he has stuck to for the most part. The President role was also given to [[Patryk]], who would then be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give [[Hans]] the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, [[Everr]] didn't really like what was happening, saying that the server should just be deleted and shut down so that a new one can be started up since he believed that the server is more active when it is in danger, stating that servers should always be "fragile" and "at risk". This isn't the only way to make it active, but only just the most destructive way possible. He also said it should be shut down because its too [[Heckknok]]-centric and mostly because of the fact that Ignas still had the highest role. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then [[Ara]] came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with most of the points [[Everr]] was making, stating the server still has potential.
=== '''8/10/2024 - Presidential Election''' ===

The elections began!

=== 8/14/2024 - Femboy Copypasta ===
[[File:Femboybrothel.mov|thumb|a video by sigma rizzus explaining the situation]]
on the 14th, former vice-president sigma rizzus would make a bot on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" everytime the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into chat. this led to most members spamming "femboy" in chat to activate the bot, leading to discord temporarily banning sigma rizzus from the cordia.

2024-04-27T13:34:54Z

Ara: /* Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) */Fixed patryks narcissism

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T11:22:44Z

Ara: /* Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) */Added date context

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| founder = Heckknok and ara
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After [[Gondal]] was nuked on September 6th, 2021, Gondalia was never heard from and/or seen ever again... that is until 3 years later, when two great buddies, Heckknok and ara, decided it would be a good idea, to revive Gondalia... once more... by simply, making a new server for the Gondalians and newbies alike, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... ''Gondal: From The Ashes!''
This server saw the return of many old veterans of the FTA and the original Gondal era, legends such as kebab, Tyrone, Zeta, etc.
while some new "characters" joined in... such Knemodight (Pokerman), fuckface sherman (Pvt Sherman), Fatal (Vergil), chris (Onattien), Patryk [:)], and a few others but we don't give a shit about them, anyways... ''BRACE YOURSEVES!''

== Election Process ==
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #Political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
Votes are Tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.

Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.

Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.
You can always re-run.

== The Beginnings (April 11th - 12th, 2024) ==
When this server got on its feet, It was pretty much field day with the random people being invited, litearlly the day was a ''REAL'' field day, like people from ALL OVER THE PLACE STARTED COMING IN!
<gallery>
Invitewars.png|Um, Houston...
Invitewars2.png|...we may have a problem!
</gallery>
Yeah, people came in... people came out... like seriously, some people joined, some people left, It was like a double edge sword, but luckily the amount of people joining the server thankfully slowed down, it was just litearlly ''crazy''

== Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) ==
The first election has come!!! And the people have made their parties, all with different ideals.
The members running for this election were:

- Patryk of The Autism Party

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- SaladTaco of The Peoples Party

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- Tyrone of EO3V

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- Trollmaster of Blox Lives Matter

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The voting poll went out and members voted like good little sheep. Everything was going fine until SaladTaco started getting members outside of the server to vote in the elections. This was BANMED and not allowed so ara counted up the amount of members outside and deducted them from his points and he DIED soon after. 2 parties got REMOVED from the elections for a lack of votes, and those were EO3V and TPP.

After this, there was a 2nd vote to choose between BLM and TAP. Thurthur down on the poll was also options to choose the vice president, the choices being tyrone, saladtaco, or the person who got second place.
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The results for which were a LANDSLIDE with PATRYK GETTING 27 VOTES, AND BLM GETTING 6.
Which Trollmaster did NOT take lightly.
The user voted in to become vice was SaladTaco, which wasnt really a surprise to anyone i think considering no one really knows who tyrone is....

After this, the first council elections began. Ara and Heckknok didnt have a system for council yet, nor enough time to get them all elected the same day as president, so they just hired the first couple people that applied for council.
These were Nephosylis, Z3ta, kebab, astolfo, and doodoo.

it was this day (April 13th 2024) the astolfo incident happened and shit started to hit the fan... Astolfo said to Patryk that she was going to kill herself and eventually... shared an image of a gun to him via DMs, This pretty much alarmed Patryk, he asked if The gun was geniune or not, and sure enough, she replied that yes, It is a real gun she posted and then she said she's going to kill herself with it, meaning that yes, she's going to do a Ronnie McNutt on herself (hell, the VC was active at the time this happened, mind you), meaning that she was going to end it all live... LIVE... FUCKING LIVE ON VC...
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Astolfo gun.png|This is a old screenshot, btw. (TAKEN ON PATRYK'S IPHONE)
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Patryk then told the entire Gondal to report Astolfo to her local authortities, because what she posted was completely fucked, like really fucked, then stndpzng told Patryk to report her himself, but the only problem was... that Patryk lives in the UK, while Astolfo in the US, making that yeah, 911 isn't a number available in the UK, 999 is the UK emergency number, but Patryk didn't think that calling 999 over a American woman was a good idea, so he told people in the server like if he was... stoned out of his mind or something, idk, so read this chat as you will, unless you had a drink!
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...and the argument goes on and on and on and on... until Patryk gets suggested in the VC that he should write a poem for her (hey, Doki Doki Literature Club anyone?), but... instead of writing an ORIGINAL poem, he decided to do the complete opposite...
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Plagerism01.png|Ain't that text familiar...
Plagerism02.png|wait what?...
Plagerism03.png|oh...
Plagerism04.png|SHIT!...
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...Yes, It was revealed by mog... that the poem Patryk posted... was copy and pasted... it was a poem made by Robert Burns called "A Red, Red Rose", originally published in 1794, people AMBASSED to Patryk for plagerizing and copying and pasting the poem, which added MORE fuel to Astolfo, by once again... begging to kill herself, and so, Patryk decided to write a ORIGINAL poem, or so... the people of Gondalia thought...
<gallery>
Plagerism05.png|huh, let's see how that turns out...
Plagerism06.png|oh lol...
Plagerism07.png|time to go back, to the old drawing board!
</gallery>
...that's right, Patryk had plagerized again, but this time, he copy and pasted the Theodore Roethke poem, "I Knew a Woman", originally published in... y'know what, The EXACT publishing date of the poem cannot be found on the internet for some reason, so I think you have to use your own imagination, but yes, as revealed by Heckknok and SaladTaco, he had yet. plagerized once again. so Patryk freaked the fuck out. and then he tried to calm Astolfo down from killing herself in the VC meditating her... how you may ask?... well, by making her take a deep breath... UP... AND DOWN... UP... AND DOWN... U- yeah you get the point, eventually, his luck had finally ran out... and the, he FINALLY wrote a original poem to her, and it's uh...
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OriginalPoem.png|
Ohmyastolfo poem.png|...the original poem/image itself!
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...yeah, it's uh, pretty decent, now... despite being reposted by Alex and SaladTaco, Astolfo... LOVED IT!
Yes, Patryk kinda saved the day... but it was SaladTaco that did the work. lol. but it's OBVISOUSLY not made by SaladTaco, the poem was ACTUALLY by Patryk, so that makes him... A PLAGERIST!
<gallery>
SaladTacoPlagerist.png|as pointed out by Blump
</gallery>
so that concludes... ''The Yandere Astolfo!'', A incident that freaked Patryk the fuck out... but it is not the ONLY time Patryk freaked out so hard, It actually goes deeper beyond that... be very afraid, my fellow readers... ''be very afraid!''

Later on, standpissing did something that would change patryks life forever..

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T11:20:17Z

Ara: Moved astolfo incident to fall under patryks presidency tab due to happening while patryk was president

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| founded = April 11, 2024
| founder = Heckknok and ara
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After [[Gondal]] was nuked on September 6th, 2021, Gondalia was never heard from and/or seen ever again... that is until 3 years later, when two great buddies, Heckknok and ara, decided it would be a good idea, to revive Gondalia... once more... by simply, making a new server for the Gondalians and newbies alike, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... ''Gondal: From The Ashes!''
This server saw the return of many old veterans of the FTA and the original Gondal era, legends such as kebab, Tyrone, Zeta, etc.
while some new "characters" joined in... such Knemodight (Pokerman), fuckface sherman (Pvt Sherman), Fatal (Vergil), chris (Onattien), Patryk [:)], and a few others but we don't give a shit about them, anyways... ''BRACE YOURSEVES!''

== Election Process ==
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #Political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
Votes are Tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.

Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.

Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.
You can always re-run.

== The Beginnings (April 11th - 12th, 2024) ==
When this server got on its feet, It was pretty much field day with the random people being invited, litearlly the day was a ''REAL'' field day, like people from ALL OVER THE PLACE STARTED COMING IN!
<gallery>
Invitewars.png|Um, Houston...
Invitewars2.png|...we may have a problem!
</gallery>
Yeah, people came in... people came out... like seriously, some people joined, some people left, It was like a double edge sword, but luckily the amount of people joining the server thankfully slowed down, it was just litearlly ''crazy''

== Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) ==
The first election has come!!! And the people have made their parties, all with different ideals.
The members running for this election were:

- Patryk of The Autism Party

<gallery>
Autiparty.png|alt=
</gallery>

- SaladTaco of The Peoples Party

<gallery>
File:Tppflag.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

- Tyrone of EO3V

<gallery>
File:Eo3vflag.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

- Trollmaster of Blox Lives Matter

<gallery>
File:BLMintro.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

The voting poll went out and members voted like good little sheep. Everything was going fine until SaladTaco started getting members outside of the server to vote in the elections. This was BANMED and not allowed so ara counted up the amount of members outside and deducted them from his points and he DIED soon after. 2 parties got REMOVED from the elections for a lack of votes, and those were EO3V and TPP.

After this, there was a 2nd vote to choose between BLM and TAP. Thurthur down on the poll was also options to choose the vice president, the choices being tyrone, saladtaco, or the person who got second place.
<gallery>
File:Secondaryvote.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

The results for which were a LANDSLIDE with PATRYK GETTING 27 VOTES, AND BLM GETTING 6.
Which Trollmaster did NOT take lightly.
The user voted in to become vice was SaladTaco, which wasnt really a surprise to anyone i think considering no one really knows who tyrone is....

After this, the first council elections began. Ara and Heckknok didnt have a system for council yet, nor enough time to get them all elected the same day as president, so they just hired the first couple people that applied for council.
These were Nephosylis, Z3ta, kebab, astolfo, and doodoo.

it was this day the astolfo incident happened and shit started to hit the fan... Astolfo said to Patryk that she was going to kill herself and eventually... shared an image of a gun to him via DMs, This pretty much alarmed Patryk, he asked if The gun was geniune or not, and sure enough, she replied that yes, It is a real gun she posted and then she said she's going to kill herself with it, meaning that yes, she's going to do a Ronnie McNutt on herself (hell, the VC was active at the time this happened, mind you), meaning that she was going to end it all live... LIVE... FUCKING LIVE ON VC...
<gallery>
Astkill.png|
Astkill 02.png|
Astolfo gun.png|This is a old screenshot, btw. (TAKEN ON PATRYK'S IPHONE)
</gallery>
Patryk then told the entire Gondal to report Astolfo to her local authortities, because what she posted was completely fucked, like really fucked, then stndpzng told Patryk to report her himself, but the only problem was... that Patryk lives in the UK, while Astolfo in the US, making that yeah, 911 isn't a number available in the UK, 999 is the UK emergency number, but Patryk didn't think that calling 999 over a American woman was a good idea, so he told people in the server like if he was... stoned out of his mind or something, idk, so read this chat as you will, unless you had a drink!
<gallery>
Stndpzng01.png|
Stndpzng02.png|
Yandere03.png|
Yandere04.png|
Yandere05.png|
Yandere06.png|
</gallery>
...and the argument goes on and on and on and on... until Patryk gets suggested in the VC that he should write a poem for her (hey, Doki Doki Literature Club anyone?), but... instead of writing an ORIGINAL poem, he decided to do the complete opposite...
<gallery>
Plagerism01.png|Ain't that text familiar...
Plagerism02.png|wait what?...
Plagerism03.png|oh...
Plagerism04.png|SHIT!...
</gallery>
...Yes, It was revealed by mog... that the poem Patryk posted... was copy and pasted... it was a poem made by Robert Burns called "A Red, Red Rose", originally published in 1794, people AMBASSED to Patryk for plagerizing and copying and pasting the poem, which added MORE fuel to Astolfo, by once again... begging to kill herself, and so, Patryk decided to write a ORIGINAL poem, or so... the people of Gondalia thought...
<gallery>
Plagerism05.png|huh, let's see how that turns out...
Plagerism06.png|oh lol...
Plagerism07.png|time to go back, to the old drawing board!
</gallery>
...that's right, Patryk had plagerized again, but this time, he copy and pasted the Theodore Roethke poem, "I Knew a Woman", originally published in... y'know what, The EXACT publishing date of the poem cannot be found on the internet for some reason, so I think you have to use your own imagination, but yes, as revealed by Heckknok and SaladTaco, he had yet. plagerized once again. so Patryk freaked the fuck out. and then he tried to calm Astolfo down from killing herself in the VC meditating her... how you may ask?... well, by making her take a deep breath... UP... AND DOWN... UP... AND DOWN... U- yeah you get the point, eventually, his luck had finally ran out... and the, he FINALLY wrote a original poem to her, and it's uh...
<gallery>
OriginalPoem.png|
Ohmyastolfo poem.png|...the original poem/image itself!
</gallery>
...yeah, it's uh, pretty decent, now... despite being reposted by Alex and SaladTaco, Astolfo... LOVED IT!
Yes, Patryk kinda saved the day... but it was SaladTaco that did the work. lol. but it's OBVISOUSLY not made by SaladTaco, the poem was ACTUALLY by Patryk, so that makes him... A PLAGERIST!
<gallery>
SaladTacoPlagerist.png|as pointed out by Blump
</gallery>
so that concludes... ''The Yandere Astolfo!'', A incident that freaked Patryk the fuck out... but it is not the ONLY time Patryk freaked out so hard, It actually goes deeper beyond that... be very afraid, my fellow readers... ''be very afraid!''

Later on, standpissing did something that would change patryks life forever..

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T11:18:40Z

Ara: Removed astolfo incident tab

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T11:17:33Z

Ara: /* Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) */

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| image = GFTAicon.jpeg
| image_size = 150
| id = 1228058259869405205
| status = active
| owner = ara
| invite = https://discord.gg/grGFzyKNhZ
| founded = April 11, 2024
| founder = Heckknok and ara
}}

After [[Gondal]] was nuked on September 6th, 2021, Gondalia was never heard from and/or seen ever again... that is until 3 years later, when two great buddies, Heckknok and ara, decided it would be a good idea, to revive Gondalia... once more... by simply, making a new server for the Gondalians and newbies alike, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... ''Gondal: From The Ashes!''
This server saw the return of many old veterans of the FTA and the original Gondal era, legends such as kebab, Tyrone, Zeta, etc.
while some new "characters" joined in... such Knemodight (Pokerman), fuckface sherman (Pvt Sherman), Fatal (Vergil), chris (Onattien), Patryk [:)], and a few others but we don't give a shit about them, anyways... ''BRACE YOURSEVES!''

== Election Process ==
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #Political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
Votes are Tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.

Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.

Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.
You can always re-run.

== The Beginnings (April 11th - 12th, 2024) ==
When this server got on its feet, It was pretty much field day with the random people being invited, litearlly the day was a ''REAL'' field day, like people from ALL OVER THE PLACE STARTED COMING IN!
<gallery>
Invitewars.png|Um, Houston...
Invitewars2.png|...we may have a problem!
</gallery>
Yeah, people came in... people came out... like seriously, some people joined, some people left, It was like a double edge sword, but luckily the amount of people joining the server thankfully slowed down, it was just litearlly ''crazy''

== Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) ==
The first election has come!!! And the people have made their parties, all with different ideals.
The members running for this election were:

- Patryk of The Autism Party

<gallery>
Autiparty.png|alt=
</gallery>

- SaladTaco of The Peoples Party

<gallery>
File:Tppflag.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

- Tyrone of EO3V

<gallery>
File:Eo3vflag.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

- Trollmaster of Blox Lives Matter

<gallery>
File:BLMintro.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

The voting poll went out and members voted like good little sheep. Everything was going fine until SaladTaco started getting members outside of the server to vote in the elections. This was BANMED and not allowed so ara counted up the amount of members outside and deducted them from his points and he DIED soon after. 2 parties got REMOVED from the elections for a lack of votes, and those were EO3V and TPP.

After this, there was a 2nd vote to choose between BLM and TAP. Thurthur down on the poll was also options to choose the vice president, the choices being tyrone, saladtaco, or the person who got second place.
<gallery>
File:Secondaryvote.jpg|alt=
</gallery>

The results for which were a LANDSLIDE with PATRYK GETTING 27 VOTES, AND BLM GETTING 6.
Which Trollmaster did NOT take lightly.
The user voted in to become vice was SaladTaco, which wasnt really a surprise to anyone i think considering no one really knows who tyrone is....

After this, the first council elections began. Ara and Heckknok didnt have a system for council yet, nor enough time to get them all elected the same day as president, so they just hired the first couple people that applied for council.
These were Nephosylis, Z3ta, kebab, astolfo, and doodoo.

it was this day the astolfo incident happened

Later on, standpissing did something that would change patryks life forever..

== The Yandere Astolfo (April 13th, 2024) ==
Not long after the server was made, shit started to hit the fan... Astolfo said to Patryk that she was going to kill herself and eventually... shared an image of a gun to him via DMs, This pretty much alarmed Patryk, he asked if The gun was geniune or not, and sure enough, she replied that yes, It is a real gun she posted and then she said she's going to kill herself with it, meaning that yes, she's going to do a Ronnie McNutt on herself (hell, the VC was active at the time this happened, mind you), meaning that she was going to end it all live... LIVE... FUCKING LIVE ON VC...
<gallery>
Astkill.png|
Astkill 02.png|
Astolfo gun.png|This is a old screenshot, btw. (TAKEN ON PATRYK'S IPHONE)
</gallery>
Patryk then told the entire Gondal to report Astolfo to her local authortities, because what she posted was completely fucked, like really fucked, then stndpzng told Patryk to report her himself, but the only problem was... that Patryk lives in the UK, while Astolfo in the US, making that yeah, 911 isn't a number available in the UK, 999 is the UK emergency number, but Patryk didn't think that calling 999 over a American woman was a good idea, so he told people in the server like if he was... stoned out of his mind or something, idk, so read this chat as you will, unless you had a drink!
<gallery>
Stndpzng01.png|
Stndpzng02.png|
Yandere03.png|
Yandere04.png|
Yandere05.png|
Yandere06.png|
</gallery>
...and the argument goes on and on and on and on... until Patryk gets suggested in the VC that he should write a poem for her (hey, Doki Doki Literature Club anyone?), but... instead of writing an ORIGINAL poem, he decided to do the complete opposite...
<gallery>
Plagerism01.png|Ain't that text familiar...
Plagerism02.png|wait what?...
Plagerism03.png|oh...
Plagerism04.png|SHIT!...
</gallery>
...Yes, It was revealed by mog... that the poem Patryk posted... was copy and pasted... it was a poem made by Robert Burns called "A Red, Red Rose", originally published in 1794, people AMBASSED to Patryk for plagerizing and copying and pasting the poem, which added MORE fuel to Astolfo, by once again... begging to kill herself, and so, Patryk decided to write a ORIGINAL poem, or so... the people of Gondalia thought...
<gallery>
Plagerism05.png|huh, let's see how that turns out...
Plagerism06.png|oh lol...
Plagerism07.png|time to go back, to the old drawing board!
</gallery>
...that's right, Patryk had plagerized again, but this time, he copy and pasted the Theodore Roethke poem, "I Knew a Woman", originally published in... y'know what, The EXACT publishing date of the poem cannot be found on the internet for some reason, so I think you have to use your own imagination, but yes, as revealed by Heckknok and SaladTaco, he had yet. plagerized once again. so Patryk freaked the fuck out. and then he tried to calm Astolfo down from killing herself in the VC meditating her... how you may ask?... well, by making her take a deep breath... UP... AND DOWN... UP... AND DOWN... U- yeah you get the point, eventually, his luck had finally ran out... and the, he FINALLY wrote a original poem to her, and it's uh...
<gallery>
OriginalPoem.png|
Ohmyastolfo poem.png|...the original poem/image itself!
</gallery>
...yeah, it's uh, pretty decent, now... despite being reposted by Alex and SaladTaco, Astolfo... LOVED IT!
Yes, Patryk kinda saved the day... but it was SaladTaco that did the work. lol. but it's OBVISOUSLY not made by SaladTaco, the poem was ACTUALLY by Patryk, so that makes him... A PLAGERIST!
<gallery>
SaladTacoPlagerist.png|as pointed out by Blump
</gallery>
so that concludes... ''The Yandere Astolfo!'', A incident that freaked Patryk the fuck out... but it is not the ONLY time Patryk freaked out so hard, It actually goes deeper beyond that... be very afraid, my fellow readers... ''be very afraid!''

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T10:26:27Z

Ara:

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T10:13:50Z

Ara:

Gondal: From The Ashes

2024-04-27T10:13:01Z

Ara: /* Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) */