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==== The Final Days of the Regime ==== | ==== The Final Days of the Regime ==== | ||
In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' | In an effort to more efficiently enforce the crackdown, with the '''mod team''' becoming bloated and ineffective as many had stopped using the server regularly, on February 20, '''Barley''' is plucked from among the '''proles''' and is given '''mod perms''', who, according to '''Decoherence''', the '''Minister of Love''', was "the only active user [he]'d trust with mod right now".<ref>{{Cite message|author='''Decoherence'''|date=February 20, 2024|content=barley is the only active user I'd trust with mod right now|server=19SwagBalls84|channel='''admin-family-guy-roleplay'''}}</ref> '''Barley''' served as a '''moderator''' with distinction, however after a political debate on Palestine/Israel she decided to take a break from discord and left SwagBalls. | ||
On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban. | On March 2, the '''19SwagBalls84 Criminal Code''' was rewritten by '''Decoherence''' after a series of complaints from the '''chud underclass'''. The new rules, based on the original rules, rewritten in order to cut down on gray areas and to make the rules' enforcement both more transparent and easier, were subsequently unanimously voted in favor of by the '''moderators''' (8-0) with minor alterations. Made public on March 4, the '''New Criminal Code''' separates offenses into three categories of severity, ranging from offenses of the third-degree, the least severe and only lightly punished, to offenses of the first-degree, which lead to an immediate ban. | ||
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| header1 = Part of the | | header1 = Part of the SwagBalls Post-election Civil Unrest | ||
| label2 = Date | data2 = May 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTC±01:00 (74 minutes) | | label2 = Date | data2 = May 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTC±01:00 (74 minutes) | ||
| label3 = Location | data3 = '''#the-pit''' | | label3 = Location | data3 = '''#the-pit''' | ||
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Ragecord rebellion against the swagcord leadership | <!----Ragecord rebellion against the swagcord leadership | ||
participating: charter, dainis, boris chico, joffe (double agent), chauka (pledged allegiance to swagcord) | participating: charter, dainis, boris chico, joffe (double agent), chauka (pledged allegiance to swagcord) | ||
goal: deposing LarKcuavian from power | goal: deposing LarKcuavian from power | ||
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overwhelming belief amongst the revolutionaries that LarkCuavian had anything more than figurehead powers | overwhelming belief amongst the revolutionaries that LarkCuavian had anything more than figurehead powers | ||
threat of a cockroach invasion (koknese) | threat of a cockroach invasion (koknese) | ||
possible koknese alts (10) in the server | possible koknese alts (10) in the server----> | ||
On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in Ragecord. The SwagBalls ambassador and leader, Walter was quickly temporarily imprisoned, with charter and koknese claiming, that they're keeping him safe from nuclear war and claiming he is in a bunker. Unbeknownst to Walter, a riot was brewing in ragecords' Swagballian politics channel, with gatesby rallying up the freaky folk and the ragecordian separatists. | |||
Shortly after assembling, koknese started directing cryptic, one word messages in the main chat calling for standby of seemingly freaky users, and then immediately after the strike time began, they indeed, began striking. | |||
Walter was just in time to try and stop the riot, immediately shooting koknese with a taser and disposing of him in The Pit, and the rest. The riot consisted of spamming "riot" and freaky gifs. | |||
Furthermore in The Pit, koknese planned on staying silent, responding only with gifs of imprisoned Navalny, however after being asked by Walter if he prefers Novichok or a gunshot, he began speaking up. | |||
A major debate sparked as the Vice Swagsident joined in The Pit. The debate was so heated that Walter even opened up the Pit for everyone to see. | |||
[...] | |||
After charters and kokneses' grievances were not met, koknese began threatening Walter with really serious threats, such as calling the Cockroach. Koknese had the cockroaches discord back when they wanted to film a Swagballs documentary and koknese decided to ask jewedittor for an interview. | |||
Koknese also proceeded to threaten that just closing down the server won't really help, as it's common knowledge that jewedittor has alts lurking in the dark, and Koknese also revealed that over the years he has snuck over 8 accounts into the server, and that he is not afraid to give them out like candy to Jewedittors crew. | |||
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=== The July Elections (Template) === | === The July Elections (Template) === | ||
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=== OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> === | === OPERATION 9SWAG <ref group="editor's note">thinking of giving all the ongoing campaigns a military operation name - '''Walt'''</ref> === | ||
The table below contains information on "successful" 9GAG posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies. | |||
<div style="text-align: center;"> | |||
You've heard of the '''9GAG''' app. <br> | |||
We all have, the '''legend''', the '''curses'''. <br> | |||
Foolishness about it lying on '''the second page of Google''', buried beneath '''Reddit posts'''. <br> | |||
A dark, decrepit monument leading '''dank memers''' to their doom.<br> | |||
The '''Internet''''s most famous memes and image macros were invited to its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9gag#History '''Grand Opening''']. <br> | |||
An invitation was a sign of... exclusiveness. <br> | |||
The '''Opening''' was supposed to symbolize a road to a brighter future, not just for the world...<br> | |||
... but for all who scrolled through its posts.<br> | |||
A chance for anyone to '''meme again'''. <br> | |||
Except - '''9GAG''' never flourished. <br> | |||
Its culture got frozen in time, like a big flashbulb going off.<br> | |||
The '''Grand Opening''' - one big ending of hilarity.<br> | |||
It's still out there, on '''Google Play''', preserved, just waiting for someone to crack it open. <br> | |||
But getting to it. That's not the hard part.<br> | |||
'''It's letting go.'''<br> </div> | |||
The existence of '''9GAG''' has long been known to many. Created in 2008 by '''Hong Kong''' entrepreneur '''Ray Chan''', it has for years been mocked for its style of humor, with the site's userbase seemingly permanently stuck in the year 2012, its culture never evolving past it as was custom among the other corners of the internet. Furthering their notoriety was the world-famous [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/9gags-meme-monument '''9GAG Meme Rock'''], which to this day strikes cringe in the hearts of even the most unflinching souls. Yet how many had dared open the website for themselves? | |||
The answer, surprisingly, is very few. Though it had remained in plain view for many years, its existence was thoroughly ignored for the large part by the general public. It was not until the '''mod team''' of [[69MoeLester420#The_9GAG_conquest|69MoeLester420]] jokingly created accounts for the website in January 2023 that its secrets would finally be unveiled. What they discovered was a website so horrid, so appalling, yet so endlessly fascinating it had remained their obsession for many months afterwards. It was all it was described as and more, an endless stream of racist content presented in formats that had gone out of fashion a decade prior, lacking any and all self-awareness, combined with a userbase in their 30s so mentally dense it is surprising they haven't collapsed into a black hole. | |||
Any post, no matter how obviously satirical, passes as genuine in the eyes of a '''9GAGGER''', to the point where one has to question their own sanity, weighing whether their mannerisms are all part of a conspiratorial ploy, for there was no possible way a functioning human being could get that irrationally mad over such obvious bait. A '''Tony Zaret''' skit come to life, it is of no surprise that the '''mod team''' started pushing the limits of what they'll fall for, always managing to attain a successful result. | |||
Come the '''SwagBalls-69MoeLester420 Merge''', the knowledge of what was found on '''9GAG''' was suddenly shared with an audience of hundreds. Though it has largely fallen out of fashion, trolling on '''9GAG''' had become a staple hobby of '''69SwagBalls420''' when it was first introduced. With dozens, if not hundreds of posts shared, a large dataset has been created showing many successes and failures that may enable the development of more sophisticated trolling methods in the future. | |||
The table below contains information on "successful" '''9GAG''' posts: those that reached at least 100 downvotes or 25 comments. This resource should be used to determine more effective trolling strategies. | |||
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" | {| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" | ||
|+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes | |+Swagcord 9GAG Posts With At Least 100 Downvotes | ||
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|https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd | |https://9gag.com/gag/aQEW2bd | ||
|} | |} | ||
<ref group="editor's note"> NEEDED: negative counterexamples of posts that haven't performed well at all for discernably no reason. Survivorship bias must be avoided in order to fully know how to exploit the app's algorithm </ref> | |||
==== Discussion ==== | |||
==== Additional Findings ==== | |||
<ref group="editor's note"> expand upon these later </ref> | |||
-the 9gag baby | |||
-the 9gag racism scientific paper | |||
-abnormal amount of dutch people | |||
-meme coin | |||
==== The 9GAG Wedding ==== | |||
==== The 9GAG Divorce ==== | |||
<ref group="editor's note"> Move the 9gag Divorce here? or maybe keep both as part of main article</ref> | |||
===Built By Gamers=== | ===Built By Gamers=== | ||